Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20952 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

02 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1096

4 min read

A Switch in Time On My behind

Recently, I was reminded of my father’s passing 12 years ago. It’s funny how time quickly goes by, and then something happens to remind you of the past. When I was growing up, spankings were normal. ... read more..

02 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5868

Lost Friends

Pete and Larry had not seen each other in many years. Now they had a long talk trying to fill in the gap of those years by telling about their lives. Finally Pete invited Larry to visit him in h... read more..

02 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

7068

Cavity Search

"I'm going to the dentist today: HOPE I DON'T COME BACK ALL CAPS!" read more..

02 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1940

Witnessing

I answered my door and a Jehovah's Witness asked if he could talk to me about God. I said, "Sure, what would you like to know?"... read more..

31 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3799

2 Wishes

A couple had been married for 25 years and was celebrating the husband's 60th birthday. During the party, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, sh... read more..

31 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

597

Cybersalt News - March 31, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! The end of March Break has brought a fun visit with a friend and his 2 kids for a couple of days - so that news will keep today's news brief. That said, are you feel... read more..

30 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

688

Quote #2082

"Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have it, you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known." - Garrison K read more..

30 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6149

Ugly Suit

When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk had some very good news for him. "Guess what, sir?" the cler... read more..

30 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2128

Woman at Work

"A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished." read more..

30 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1931

On Company Time

Boss: You got your hair cut on company time?! Susie: It grew on company time. Boss: Not all that hair! Susie: I didn't get it all cut.... read more..

30 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

805

One-Liner #1645

You don't realize how old you are until you get down on the floor and then try to get back up.... read more..

27 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

972

4 min read

The BOGO Queen Has Left the Building

When it comes to shopping, I am three coupons short of sanity. I have never liked going shopping unless it has to do with books. Then I’m on my turf. When first married, I did go grocery shopping onc... read more..

27 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

595

Cybersalt News - March 27, 2022

Sunday Greetings everyone. I meet with a business coach every Friday. Over time he has become a very good friend and now we often end up talking and sharing about much more than just business. This w... read more..

26 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

708

Quote #2081

"If you are intolerant of intolerant people then you are intolerant and doing the same thing you accuse of others." - Timothy Keller read more..

26 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

753

One-Liner #1644

When they said, "History repeats itself," I wasn't expecting all of the twentieth century in two years.... read more..

26 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3742

Robbie's Move

Used to being the center of attention, Robbie was a little more than jealous of his new baby sister. The parents sat him down and said that now that she was getting older, the house was too small and ... read more..

26 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1958

Funeral Story

I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin; 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it. ... read more..

26 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2034

Praying for a Brother

A small boy badly wanted a baby brother, so his dad suggested he pray every night for one. The boy prayed earnestly, night after night, but his prayers seemingly weren't answered. After a few weeks, h... read more..

24 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

641

Cybersalt News - March 24, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I'm off to the dentist today, which really won't be one of the highlights of my week. However, all things considered, it's not the worst cavity search one can be a pa... read more..

23 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

9604

2 min read

Does Your Campground Have a BC?

The story is told of a lady who was rather old-fashioned, always quite delicate and elegant, especially in her language. She and her husband were planning a week's vacation in Florida, so she wrote t... read more..

23 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3299

Farming Dream

The school of agriculture's dean of admissions was inter-viewing a prospective student, "Why have you chosen this career?" he asked. "I dream of making a million dollars in farming, like my father," ... read more..

23 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2003

Pork Author

A farmer brought his daughter a pet pig, which she called "Stinky" when it was in her room but called "Ballpoint" when it was in the sty. "Tell me," her father asked her, "why do you have two names f... read more..

23 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2018

Work Ethic

I worked as an accountant in a paper mill where my boss decided that it would improve motivation to split a bonus between the two shifts based on what percentage of the total production each one accom... read more..

23 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

729

Quote #2078

“I don't want to be swallowed by the darkness. Nor do I want to be blinded by the beautiful façade. No, I want to be part of a people who see the darkness, know it's real, and then, then, then, light ... read more..

23 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

664

One-Liner #1641

I don't always go the extra mile, but when I do it's because I missed my exit.... read more..

Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall, Stop Laughing

20 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

978

4 min read

Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall, Stop Laughing

As old as I am, and I expect to get as old as possible, I have noticed that I see things differently than I did a few years ago. I’m not sure if my vision has changed or my perspective. But one thing ... read more..

20 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

682

2 min read

Cybersalt News - March 20, 2022

Sunday Greetings everyone. In the Cybersalt News last Sunday (which actually went out on Thursday) I mentioned I had been to the chiropractor to get a rib put back in place. All together I have... read more..

19 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

727

One-Liner #1643

We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads; that's my story and I'm sticking to it.... read more..

19 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

703

Quote #2080

"Love will find a way. Indifference will find an excuse." - Ukrainian Proverb read more..

You Know You've Had Too Much Coffee When

19 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3506

You Know You've Had Too Much Coffee When

* You can type sixty words a minute with your feet. * Instant coffee takes too long. * You chew on other people's fingernails. * You answer the door, before people knock. * You sleep with your eye read more..

Results 2041 - 2070 of 20952