Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20945 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

13 Jan

Barb's Mantle

Barbara Sanders

3780

3 min read

My Cup Runneth Over

There are many out there who have a 'plate full'; in other words, they have more than their share of the bad things of life. Those families of South East Asia who were hit by the tsunami s... read more..

13 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5298

Died In The Service

One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. The seven-year-old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so th... read more..

13 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3186

Clothing Return

While working in a clothing store, I noticed that people had no shame about returning items that obviously had been worn. One rainy morning I walked in and found a discolored blazer hanging on the rac... read more..

12 Jan

Melva's Devotions

Melva Cooper

6485

3 min read

Overtime

"All of us must quickly carry out the tasks assigned us?because there is little time left before the night falls and all work comes to an end." - John 9:4 (NLT)Basketball has been a large pa read more..

12 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4607

2 min read

Isn't Aging Fun?

Do you realize that the only time in our liveswhen we like to get old is when we're kids?If you're less than 10 years old,you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.How old are you?....... read more..

12 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3044

ER Reminder

I am five feet, three inches tall and pleasingly plump. After I had a minor accident, my mother accompanied me to the emergency room.The ER nurse asked for my height and weight, and I blurted out, "F... read more..

11 Jan

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

7124

10 min read

Let's Give Jane Fonda A Break

In order to understand what I have to say about Jane Fonda, I must first present to you what is circulating around on the net about her. I have it here to set up my comments, not to pass it alon... read more..

11 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5037

2 min read

Quotable Quotes

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph. --Shirley TempleIf all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, ... read more..

11 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3303

E-Mail Blessing

E-Mail BlessingPeace be unto you, your computer and the e-mail you receive this day.May the mail you receive not require you to multiply it tenfold or Return it within a limited time frame.May the mai... read more..

The Art Of Balancing The Parsonage Checkbook

10 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4138

5 min read

The Art Of Balancing The Parsonage Checkbook

A chance remark by the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage threw Yours Truly into a dismal panic this past week. Believe me, there is nothing pretty about panic in the parsonage. This idle comment turn... read more..

10 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6000

Amazing Anagrams

Not strictly humor, but truly amazing....Dormitory = Dirty RoomThe Morse Code = Here Come DotsSlot Machines = Cash Lost in 'emAnimosity = Is No AmitySnooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z'sAlec Guinness = Ge... read more..

10 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3153

Innocent Question

A prosecuting attorney just could not believe that a jury had found the defendant not guilty.Astonished, he asked the jury foreman, "How could you possibly have found this man innocent?"The foreman re... read more..

09 Jan

Dr. Harold McNabb

4091

7 min read

The Baptismal Vows of Jesus

When I graduated from the Baptist Leadership Training School in Calgary, 1967, before University and theological college, the school yearbook had some caption about us under our photograph... read more..

09 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7773

Zack and His Mule

Zack and his mule were walking down the road when one of Zack's friends drove up and offered him a ride to town. Zack got into the truck while his mule ran along behind. The mule was right... read more..

09 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4048

Cool In The Desert

Two guys met in the middle of the desert. One was carrying a car door, the other an umbrella.The one with the car door said to the guy with the umbrella, "Why are you carrying that umbrella around, i... read more..

08 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5034

The Vet and The Doc

A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc., when she interrupted him: "H... read more..

08 Jan

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

4250

3 min read

We Have Been Warned

When I first heard the news about the Tsunami my heart started beating a little faster and my mind immediately started listing the people we know in that area of the world. The list isn't long, but it... read more..

08 Jan

Appreciation Notes

Pastor Tim

8638

4 min read

Tsunami Sermon Feedback

Dear Pastor Tim, I have been on your clean laugh list for what must be over a year now. It remains a blessing to me to open a clean and cheerful email from you every morning. Your site is truly sal... read more..

08 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2985

Newcomer Court

"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knows his way around. What's more, he only spe read more..

04 Jan

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

4204

3 min read

Sometimes the Simple Things Touch Us

We woke up to a picturesque Alberta winter scene last Sunday - big flakes of snow had piled themselves up against our windows and doors and they were still coming down when we piled ourselves into the... read more..

04 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2966

Range Cancelled

At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been canceled for the second year in a row, but the semi-annual physical fitness test was still on as planned.One soldier mused, "Does it bothe... read more..

03 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2842

Vacation Report

Christmas Break was over and the teacher was asking the class about their vacations. She turned to little Johnny and asked what he did over the break."We visited my grandmother in Punxsutawney, Penns... read more..

02 Jan

Peggie's Den

Peggie Bohanon

4581

6 min read

Read The Report!

Reports, reports, reports--do you ever get weary of reports? We do welcome the good ones-- a clean bill of health, a child's great report card, an income tax refund. We cringe at the bad ones--a scary... read more..

02 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3025

No Chat Excuse

After a close friend moved away, we began to communicate by computer. We met each week in her favorite chat room and would type for hours.One night, I had a high fever and swollen larynx and felt too... read more..

02 Jan

Sermons

Pastor Tim

2203

Tsunami Souls

The magnitude of the death of 300,000 in the devastating tsunami that struck Indonesia and other parts of the world on December 26, 2004 is another reminder for great reflection and concern for the et... read more..

01 Jan

Guest Authors

Pastor Tim

5358

3 min read

Why Does God Allow Suffering?

A philosopher from Paris once commented, "God is dead. Marx is dead. And I don't feel so good myself." His attitude illustrates the pessimism rampant in our culture today.If there really is a God, peo... read more..

Another Year and the Millennium is Well Underway

31 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4734

6 min read

Another Year and the Millennium is Well Underway

It has been a quiet week in the parsonage. The old year faded as the New Year silently slipped into the parsonage parlor. I don't know about anybody else, but I can't believe another year is under way... read more..

31 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3310

Moving Labels

Having moved 15 times during our 37-year marriage, my husband and I appreciate movers who take the time to label carefully boxes they pack for us.The accuracy of labels can make a huge difference when... read more..

Tsunami News From Full Gospel Church of God in Tamilnadu

31 Dec

Missions

Pastor Tim

7931

4 min read

Tsunami News From Full Gospel Church of God in Tamilnadu

Dear Rev Tim, Greetings in the Precious Jesus Name You should have heard about the terrible earthquake and flooding which brought destruction, damage and death in our country. It seems that trouble ... read more..

You Know You've Been Out of College Too Long When:

30 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4392

You Know You've Been Out of College Too Long When:

You Know You've Been Out of College Too Long When:* Your potted plants stay alive.* 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.* You hear your favorite song on the elevator at work.* You car... read more..

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