Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20945 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

30 Dec

Melva's Devotions

Melva Cooper

5979

3 min read

Real Joy

"You will show the way of life, granting me the joy of your presence andthe pleasures of living with your forever."Psalm 16:11 (NLT) Our six year-old granddaughter, Brooke, loves to spe read more..

30 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2883

I love the outdoors, and because of my passion for hunting and fishing, my family eats a considerable amount of wild game.I guess they eat so much, in fact, that one evening as I set a platter of broi... read more..

29 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3110

You Know You Have A Bad Computer When

You Know You Have A Bad Computer When . . .10. The lower corner of screen has the words "etch a sketch" on it.9. When you insert a disk, it spits out a pack of cigarettes.8. You have to pedal it.7. Th... read more..

Church and State: The Separation Illusion

28 Dec

Guest Authors

Pastor Tim

6183

15 min read

Church and State: The Separation Illusion

The goal of First Amendment was to protect religious expression, not restrict it. In the last 50 years, though, ?non-establishment? has been redefined as 'separation,? effectively amending the Constit... read more..

28 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3148

Penguin Breakdown

There was this truck driver who had to deliver five hundred penguins to the state zoo. As he was driving his truck through the desert, the truck breaks down. After waiting by the side of the road fo... read more..

27 Dec

Dr. Harold McNabb

5407

8 min read

Enter God

And having been warned in a dream not to go back to Herod, they returned to their country by another route.When they had gone, an angel of the Lord appeared to Joseph in a dream. ?Get up,? he said, 't... read more..

27 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4602

1 min read

Job Application

This is an actual job application someone submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment........and they hired him! As what?1. NAME: Greg Bulmash 2. DESIRED POSITION: Reclining.&nbs... read more..

25 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7840

Overworked

For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked.The population of the US is 237 millio... read more..

24 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5106

2 min read

Tips From Cowboys

~ Never squat with your spurs on!~ Never kick a fresh cow chip on a hot day.~ There's two theories to arguin' with a woman....Neither one works.~ Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew.Yo... read more..

22 Dec

Peggie's Den

Peggie Bohanon

3485

2 min read

The Christmas Rose!

I love roses...and I'm not particular--"just one red rose will do!"--any time of the year! This Christmas we celebrate the giving of a rose more beautiful than words can describe. God's gift... read more..

22 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4235

3 min read

Scout's Letter Home

Dear Mom, Our scout master told us all write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and worried. We are OK. Only 2 of our tents and 4 sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, ... read more..

22 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2984

Pain Cause

A little girl went up to her mother one day while holding her stomach saying, "Mommy, my stomach hurts."Her mother replied, "That's because it's empty, you have to put something into it!" She then pr... read more..

21 Dec

Barb's Mantle

Barbara Sanders

3860

3 min read

Christmas Is In The Air!

For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord.Luke 2:11 Everywhere you go, you get the feeling of Christmas coming. The highways are filled with shoppers... read more..

21 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3803

2 min read

One-liners

1. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.2. Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.3. Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?4. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.5. I s read more..

20 Dec

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

3339

4 min read

The Promise of Christmas

Chaos reigned supreme. That's how it seemed as we rehearsed our Christmas play. The first rehearsal didn't really happen. The second one was only a bit better, and three quarters of the cast didn't ma... read more..

20 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3696

Funeral Bells

A minister well known for his beautiful singing voice came home visibly upset after consulting with a new widow about funeral plans for her recently deceased husband. His wife asked him what was wron... read more..

19 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3820

If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer

If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!If you needed a break from life, click on suspend... read more..

18 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4137

A Letter From College

A Letter from College:Dear Dad,$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$... read more..

18 Dec

Dr. Harold McNabb

3521

13 min read

The Why and The How Of Letting Go

Colossians 3:12-17"Bear with each other and forgive whatever grievances you may have against one another. Forgive as the Lord forgave you." vs 13 A few days ago I was listening to... read more..

18 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2849

Flower System

An absent-minded husband thought he had conquered his problem of trying to remember his wife's birthday and their anniversary. He opened an account with a florist, provided that florist with the date... read more..

17 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3140

Elf Pet Peeves

*Elf Pet Peeves*7. Toil for 364 days a year just to make children smile and no one gives a rip. Meanwhile, frolic around one day in some stupid outfit in February with a lousy bow and arrow and all read more..

16 Dec

Peggie's Den

Peggie Bohanon

3959

3 min read

The Case of the Crooked Candles

I've have the funniest set of Christmas candles in my office you'd ever want to see! They're supposed to be standing straight and tall--and somehow, the ceiling vent's been blowing warm air in their d... read more..

16 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3262

Refueling

Once my wife and I had to take a flight that had 4 other stops before arriving at the Dallas-Forth Worth Airport. At the first stop, a little white truck drove up to the plane and my wife watched it ... read more..

15 Dec

Dr. Harold McNabb

3492

4 min read

The Highway Of God

How many remember crossing the Rockies before the Roger's Pass highway? It was an adventure of swithbacks and steep drops if you missed a corner. Valerie and I drove a short portion of the famed Route... read more..

15 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3092

Vacuum Persuasion

My sister has the courage--but not always the skills--to tackle any home-repair project.For example, in her garage are pieces of a lawnmower she once tried to fix. So I wasn't surprised the day my ot... read more..

14 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3334

TV News

A chicken crosses the road. Here's how some of the media covers it.Here's our trusty NBC camera crew, on the trail of heartwarming sports news for "Inside Stuff." Today's topic: Young chicks cross th... read more..

13 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4078

If You Go, I'll Go

A church had a man in the choir who couldn't sing. Several people hinted to him that he could serve in other places, but he continued to come to the choir. The choir director became desper... read more..

12 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4161

2 min read

Another Virus Warning

***-- VIRUS WARNING --***Folks, I don't normally send out virus warnings, but this one is extremely serious.? Please read very carefully and take care!If you receive an email entitled "Crazy Times" de read more..

11 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4125

Children Under Ten

Mark Twain's contention was that the most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.? These words of wisdom were all spoken by children under 10.You can li... read more..

11 Dec

Dr. Harold McNabb

4859

9 min read

Advent: The Winds of Change

Luke 3:7-16 Just after 4:00 am, April 29, 1903, a mountain fell upon an unsuspecting town in the Alberta Rockies.1 The town of Frank Alberta was buried under about 100 million tons of limestone that d... read more..

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