Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20945 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

17 May

Guest Authors

Pastor Tim

7764

6 min read

Is the Sinner's Prayer Effective?

Dear Friend, Usually I start my letter to you talking about an Ambassador skill that enables you to be knowledgeable, winsome, and present wisdom effectively. Here is the twist. Over the years I've b... read more..

15 May

Peggie's Den

Pastor Tim

12372

2 min read

OHHH, GOD!

Grandpa, my dad, was a preacher--and often I would see him in prayer, sometimes prostrate on the floor, as he interceded before the Lord for the needs of his family, his congregation and his world!&nb... read more..

29 Apr

Uncategorised

Jeff Larson

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Jeff Larson's The Back Pew

Ignoring The Source

The twinge of pain shot through my hip and down my left leg. "Hmm," I thought, "Where did that come from?" It went away fairly quickly, so I forgot about it. A while later it happened again. Again, I ... read more..

28 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2931

Bell Call

The scene: Alexander Graham Bell's laboratory.An exciting new discovery is about to take place. In the next room sits Bell's assistant, a man named Watson, hard at work on Bell's new invention to tra... read more..

25 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2832

Flight Control Software

At a recent computer software engineering course in the US, the participants were given an awkward question to answer:"If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers ... read more..

23 Apr

Today's Cartoon

Pastor Tim

24481

Today's Cartoon

Wire Backup

One rainy evening, my husband, John, and I emerged from a restaurant only to find that he had locked the keys in the car. He insisted he could open the door with a wire coat hanger, so we went back t... read more..

14 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2888

Dieting Buddies

Mary announced that she was going to start a diet to lose some pounds she had put on recently."Great," Sue exclaimed. "I'm ready to start a diet too. We can be dieting buddies and help each other ou... read more..

13 Mar

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

7527

2 min read

Remember The Nails

Andrew Stawicki is always extremely and generously nice to me when we meet because I saved his life when he was shipwrecked in 1998. Really. Ok, technically it was Bob Bullen, a man who used to go t... read more..

13 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2785

Textbook For Sale

Cards offering used textbooks for sale are posted on the college notice board at the beginning of each semester. One read: "Introduction to Psychology, $8, never used." The card was signed, "Must sel... read more..

05 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2915

2 min read

Retirement At The Inn

Why didn't somebody tell me?With the average cost for a Nursing Home per day reaching $188.00, there is a better way when we get old & feeble.I have already checked on reservations at the Holiday Inn ... read more..

19 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3262

Heard By Tech

Things heard by tech support:Customer: "I have Microword Soft."Customer: "Microwave Windows?"Customer: "Will this upgrade include Microwave 97?"Customer: (Referring to Microsoft Defrag.) "I ran Microw... read more..

18 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3509

Software Training

A fellow computer programmer for a consulting group had designed some software for one of our largest accounts. He asked my help in putting it into operation.At first, he handled most of the work. E... read more..

Top Ten Things You NEVER Want to Hear the Orkin Man Say

06 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2816

Top Ten Things You NEVER Want to Hear the Orkin Man Say

Top Ten Things You NEVER Want to Hear the Orkin Man Say10) "EEEEEKKK!!!!!!"9) "Exterminator down! Exterminator down! Send backup!!! Extermin..."8) "The GOOD news is... you have termites."7) "Do you ha... read more..

13 Jan

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

7752

2 min read

Slippery Branches

Recently, I found myself standing at my bedroom window, looking out at the results of a rare (for Victoria) freezing rainstorm. As I surveyed my backyard, I spied, with my little eye, a robin fl... read more..

11 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3274

3 min read

No E-mail (copyrighted??)

An unemployed man is desperate to support his family. His wife watches TV all day and his three teenage kids have dropped out of high school to hang around with the local toughs. He applies for a ja... read more..

09 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3135

Life and Death

A hospital posted a notice in the nurses' mess saying:"Remember, the first five minutes of a human being's life are the most dangerous."Underneath, a nurse had written:"The last five are pretty risky,... read more..

03 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2943

Larger Than 20

A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted."The woman in front of us, pointing ... read more..

27 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2943

Four Letter Surgery

Jerry is recovering from day surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling."I'm ok but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery," he answered."What did he say," asked the nurse.... read more..

10 Dec

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

10058

2 min read

My Dog Has Fresh Water

Each night before I go to bed, a part of my evening ritual is to check to see if our dog needs her water bowl topped up. Though routine and mundane in nature, it is a spiritual experience for me... read more..

29 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3153

Lost Hunting

My uncle Joe and his best buddy, Bubba, went hunting a couple of weeks ago. Somehow they got lost. Uncle Joe reassured his buddy, though. "Don't worry. All we have to do is shoot into the air thre... read more..

27 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3206

Dads

My mother and I returned to my parents' house late one evening to find my father, my college-age brother, Steven, and my ten-year-old sister fast asleep.Mom had forgotten her house keys, so we knocked... read more..

18 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3208

Getting Fat

When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower.She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!"I replied, "Yes, ho... read more..

09 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3020

2 min read

How To Please Your I.T. Department

How To Please Your I.T. Department [A quick check list for those who need to make contact.] 1. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards,... read more..

20 Oct

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

2380

2 min read

Waterproof

As I write, we are experiencing record rainfall in British Columbia. One small village, 75 kilometers away, received just under 16 inches of precipitation in 24 hours. This great volume of water falli... read more..

11 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2783

Computer T-Shirt Slogans - #3

Why doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT'Shell to DOS, Come in DOS, do you COPY?All computers wait at the same speed.Computer: A device designed to speed and automate errors.Go ahead, make my data!Smash fo... read more..

08 Sep

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

2340

2 min read

Resting And Starting

(September 8, 2003.) I could not believe my ears. Just days before I had written September's prayer guide cover saying that my family and I had every reason to believe that my daughter was cured of h read more..

04 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2651

Computer T-Shirt Slogans - #2

C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN... read more..

14 Aug

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

2441

3 min read

Dad At A Distance

(August 14, 2003 - for the next in this series of devotions regarding my daughter's cancer click here.) I would like to begin this devotional by thanking everyone for their calls, cards, kind comment read more..

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