Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20945 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
2899
2 min read

God Is There

(July 1, 2003 - for the next in this series of devotions regarding my daughter's cancer click here.) The recent diagnosis of the spread of cancer in my 14 year old daughter has left me with a greater read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3049

The 3 stages of man

The 3 stages of man:He believes in Santa Claus.He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.He is Santa Claus.but don't forget the 4th stage....He LOOKS like Santa Claus.... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
6181
2 min read

Charity Begins After Christmas

The return of December marks the season when many will observe Christmas with the trimming of a tree in their living room, the hanging of colourful lights around their homes, and the decorating of the... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
7114
3 min read

Fish In A Rain Barrel

Last year our part of the world experienced a serious drought. To help with water conservation I set up a plastic rain barrel. This year, with the drought a distant memory, it has been nicely filled b... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
5093
3 min read

Welcome! Go Away.

Recently, my wife planned a date night out for the two of us: dinner and then a concert featuring a jazz pianist she particularly enjoys. When the actual night arrived, we made the hour-long drive to ... read more..

Clean Jokes
2884

Swerving Goober

A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the goober lady driver. "Ma'am, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road?"The woman replied, "Oh officer, I'm so g... read more..

Clean Jokes
3185

List Management

Here is the list member's response - which is today's CleanLaugh.First the explanation behind it. A list member, who recently asked for instructions on how to manage her Cybersalt list subscriptions ... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
2486
2 min read

Adopt Me

The British Columbia Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (SPCA) has recently changed policies regarding the euthanizing of unwanted animals. They are no longer going to kill animals that ... read more..

Clean Jokes
3144

Calling For Technical Support

Calling For Technical Support (sound familiar?)------------------------------ Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring.... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring...Ring... Ring... Ring... R... read more..

Clean Jokes
3055

Vacuous Goober

It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature."Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"The Goober thought for a time and the... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
6671
2 min read

Crow ala Truck

The last while I have started a Wednesday Night tradition immediately following our mid-week prayer and Bible study meeting - garbage man. Just before leaving the church to go home, I grab the full ga... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
4583
3 min read

Shop Carefully

There are two things that you should not do if you see me in a supermarket. The first thing is get behind me in a checkout line. You can be most certain that the lady just before me is going to try to... read more..

News
Pastor Tim
5368
2 min read

Christmas Greetings 2001

Dear Cybersalt List Members, First of all, my apologies to those of you who are on more than one of my e-mail lists and will receive multiple copies of this message. I have no easy way to s... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
6585

George Bush Texas Limo

Re-election benefit #43 - 4 more years of using the Texas Presidential Limo. ... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
5366
2 min read

Not In The Cards

I once heard a comedian express the following commentary about psychic hotlines: "If these psychics are so good then why do they have to ask what your credit card number is? Shouldn't they just know?"... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
3869

George Bush Air Force One

Re-election Benefit #65 - 4 more years of using the reconfigured Air Force One. (click here for another perk) ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4204

Air Force One

Yes, George W. has been making a few changes! ... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
2673
2 min read

From One Generation to Another

This November I am turning 36. That means I was born in 1965. According to many that also means that my generation has had no defining moment. I disagree. We may have had no Pearl Harbor, but we did... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3543

September 11 Update

Dear Cybersalt.org List Members, All Cybersalt.org lists will continue to be silent tomorrow, Friday, September 14, to observe America and Canada's National Day of mourning following the attack on Ame... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3552

Day Of Mourning

In response and reaction to today's events in New York City, all Cybersalt.org e-mail groups will be observing a day of silence and mourning tomorrow, September, 12, 2001. ". . . . .a time to weep an... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
6800
2 min read

New Socks

The other day I decided to treat myself to something I had been saving for a long time - a new pair of socks. Some time ago after making a large new sock purchase, I buried away in the back of a draw... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
3101
2 min read

Too Good To Be True

Pssst, buddy, want to buy a watch? Some offers just seem too good to be true. At least that's what Glen and Gloria Sims, of Turnersville, New Jersey thought. Back in June they received a phone call i... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
2295
2 min read

Obstacle Illusions

The return of summer has also meant the return of an interesting phenomenon at a beach near where I live. On the hottest summer days, light traveling from nearby ocean-going freighters is refracted ba... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
2591
3 min read

Open Your Own Gift

This week I heard of as awkward and frightening a situation that any man could face - pinch hitting for an expectant mom at a baby shower. You see, down in Florida there is a work place that had plan... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
3574
2 min read

Fly Me to the Moon

My hat is off to Dennis Tito! Mr. Tito is the California, mega-millionaire type who recently became the first earthling to take a vacation that was truly and literally out of this world. For a mere 2... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
3598
2 min read

Move Closer

In one of the gardens in my backyard, I have a flowerbed with poppies growing in it. (No, not that kind of poppy) I don't even plant them now because each fall they reseed themselves. When spring come... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
4263
2 min read

Time To Twinkle

Just over a week ago, from the time of my writing this, I experienced the strongest local earthquake that has occurred since my moving to Canada's shaky left coast four and a half years ago. When it ... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
3534
2 min read

Worldwide Revival

Recently, after the purchase of a "new to us" TV, my family and I can now watch a local station which features Christian content. It has been an interesting addition to my regular cue of channels to s... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
4205
2 min read

Driver's Seat

Recently, while recovering from a brief period of being under the weather, I let my wife drive on a trip to her sister's house. Like most men, I prefer to steer when we travel together. It has nothing... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
3656
2 min read

Y2 Ho Hum

Y2 Ho Hum By the time you read this, we will all know whether or not great catastrophe will have come upon the world at the stroke of midnight on New Years Eve. Sound familiar? It should. It seems li... read more..