Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20954 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

04 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

780

Quote #2054

"Winter is a season of recovery and preparation." - Paul Theroux read more..

04 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

852

I ate salad for dinner ... mostly croutons and tomatoes... really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce, and cheese ... FINE, it was a pizza.... OK, I ate a pizza! Are you happy n... read more..

04 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2247

Inflated Numbers

More than five million Americans are overweight. These, of course, are round figures.... read more..

04 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3282

Take Out for Lunch

Planning a Christmas weekend of entertaining guests, I made a list of things I needed to do, including taking food out of the freezer and grocery shopping. As it happened, a friend whom I had been pr... read more..

04 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1917

Focus

In December 1903, after many attempts, the Wright brothers were successful in getting their "flying machine" off the ground. Thrilled, they telegraphed this message to their sister Katherine: "We ha... read more..

02 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

673

Step Correctly

Right before the clock strikes midnight on December 31, make sure you raise your left leg. that way you will start the year off on the right foot!... read more..

02 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

688

Cybersalt News - December 2, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There were no grammatical errors in last Thursday's post. I actually had Grandma Cybersalt proofread it before sending it. I am not surprised at the successful effect ... read more..

01 Dec

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

819

Ungrateful Guest

I will never help anyone again......EVER! I'm too kindhearted, or I'm too naive.... Yesterday it was so cold out that we took a man into our home out of the kindness of our hearts. We felt so sorry f... read more..

01 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

745

Quote #2053

"The hard soil and four months of snow make the inhabitants of the northern temperate zone wiser and abler than his fellow who enjoys the fixed smile of the tropics." – Ralph Waldo Emerson read more..

01 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

4375

2 min read

'Twas the Night Before Finals

'Twas the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute knowledge. Most were quite sleepy,But none touched their beds,While visions of essaysDanced in their read more..

01 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

795

One-Liner #1616

When you think about it, it's the worst possible place for her to sell seashells.... read more..

01 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2972

Low-Fat Bowl

I heard that the New Orleans football team has a new sponsor, "I Can't Believe It's not Butter." Their theme song will be, "Oh When the Saints Go Margarine." - Gary Hallock... read more..

01 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2647

Self-Consciousness

In high school I was always self-conscious about my height. Once, a lifeguard asked me out. I had never stood next to him and didn't know how tall he was, so the night of the date I took out two pair... read more..

28 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2109

Good Vocabulary

Stressing the importance of a good vocabulary, the teacher told her young charges, "Use a word ten times, and it shall be yours for life." From somewhere in the back of the room, came a small male vo... read more..

28 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

768

Quote #2052

"We are not responsible for the circumstances we are in, but we are responsible for the way we allow those circumstances to affect us; we can either allow them to get on top of us or we can allow them read more..

28 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2582

Thanks-give-me a Break

He ate so much over the holidays that he decided to quit cold turkey.... read more..

28 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

916

One-Liner #1615

I'm getting tired of being part of a major historical event.... read more..

28 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2902

Five Steps to a Healthy Diet

The Federal Drug and Food Administration is planning to issue a guide for proper eating that advises you to: A. List your ten favorite foods. B. List your five favorite beverages. C. List all green... read more..

28 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

703

Cybersalt News - November 28 2021

Sunday greetings everyone. Today's mailing is going out a little late thanks to fun family times over the weekend and a bad case of heartburn last evening (due to food - not family, lol.) But with t... read more..

25 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

676

2 min read

Cybersalt News - November 25, 2021

Oh look, Turkey Thursday! Yes, in honor of US Thanksgiving, we're giving the chickens a rest today. However, with this week's picture we are giving the turkeys a bit of a rest too. That is th read more..

24 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

766

Quote #2051

"If you want to turn your life around, try thankfulness. It will change your life mightily." - Gerald Good read more..

24 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2808

2 min read

Thinking

It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then to loosen up. Inevitably though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than just a social thinker. I began to thi... read more..

24 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6941

The Night of Thanksgiving

And after all is said and done...the kitchen cleaned up, the football game is over, the kids have FINALLY gone to bed and you lie quietly thinking about your day... your tummy starts to... read more..

24 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2940

Settler Tunes

What kind of music did Pilgrims listen to? Plymouth Rock, of course.... read more..

24 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

944

One-Liner #1614

I won't say I'm worn out, but I don't get near the curb on trash day.... read more..

21 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

676

2 min read

Cybersalt News - November 21, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone. Thank you to everyone who has asked about the situation here in British Columbia. We are fine at Cybersalt World Headquarters, here on Vancouver Island. The biggest hit to ... read more..

20 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5296

Methuselah Diet

Methuselah ate what he found on his plateAnd never, as people do nowDid he note the amount of the calorie countHe ate it because it was chow. He wasn't disturbed as at dinner he satDevouring a roast ... read more..

19 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2164

Easier Than Cake

“As easy as 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716”... read more..

19 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1804

2 min read

Remember When

If you're even half-way old, you will remember when: * Your computer's ready-mode was a black screen with a single cursor, and there was no such thing as Windows; there was just "DOS." * Your phone ... read more..

19 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

800

One-Liner #1613

Be the kind of woman who, when your feet hit the floor first thing in the morning, the devil says, "Oh no, here she comes!"... read more..

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