Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20954 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

19 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

889

Quote #2050

"The ministry of mercy, then, is the best advertising a church can have. It convinces a community that this church provides people with actions for their problems, not only talk. It shows the communit read more..

Things You May Hear Just Before Unemployment

18 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2620

Things You May Hear Just Before Unemployment

-- I don't know what we'll do without you, but we are going to try! -- We told everyone you are leaving because of illness. The truth is I'm sick of you. -- It's not that you aren't a respon read more..

18 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

678

2 min read

Cybersalt News - November 18, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I don't know if you've heard it in your news or not, but our province got walloped by a 100 year rain event on Monday. Our transportation network is so damaged that the Wes... read more..

17 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

780

Quote #2049

"Nothing you do for children is ever wasted." - Garrison Keillor read more..

17 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

751

One-Liner #1612

When you can't find the sunshine, be the sunshine.... read more..

17 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3737

Gender Smarts

Diamonds are a girl's best friend. Dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which gender is smarter. Or do you?... read more..

17 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2211

Boxed Whine

"Every time we throw a party, she beats me to the punch." read more..

17 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2318

Do It Yourself

When a guy's printer type began to grow faint, he called local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Because the store charged $50 for such... read more..

14 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

678

2 min read

Cybersalt News - November 14, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone. Congratulations to J.J. Westberg, A. Doherty, and W. McLauren who correctly answered my riddle last Sunday. To remind you: "Whilst getting something in the backy... read more..

13 Nov

FAQs

Pastor Tim

896

2 min read

Why Was I Unsubscribed?

Have you received an email saying you were unsubscribed from one of our newsletters but you didn't ask to be unsubscribed? Here are some of the possible reasons this has happened. If you forwarded... read more..

13 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

746

Quote #2048

"Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose." - Garrison Keillor read more..

13 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

765

One-Liner #1611

Being an adult is the dumbest thing I have ever done.... read more..

13 Nov

Clean Jokes

Susan Davis

1041

Six Brazilian Men

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober Newscast: "In other news, 6 Brazilian men die in a sky divi... read more..

13 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2467

Military Sacrifice

While stationed in Washington, D.C., a man used Arlington National Cemetery as a shortcut on his way to give a briefing at Fort Myer. To his surprise, he encountered a roadblock manned by the militar... read more..

13 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2735

Calculating Romance

The Flood is over and the ark has landed. Noah lets all the animals out and says, "Go forth and multiply." A few months later, Noah decides to take a stroll and see how the animals are doing. Everywh... read more..

11 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

636

Cybersalt News - November 11, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thank you for all of the birthday greetings and wishes last week. It was a pretty busy day with a lot of new flooring being installed by our son, but it was a good day too ... read more..

10 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

804

Quote #2047

"Let us never forget the solemn truth that the nation is not constituted of the living alone." - Sir Robert Borden read more..

10 Nov

Illustrations

Susan Davis

1189

2 min read

The Right to Sit at a Desk

In September of 2005, on the first day of school, Martha Cothren, a History teacher at Valley Heights High School in Port Rowan, Ontario, did something not to be forgotten. n the first day of school,... read more..

10 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

6664

2 min read

Fun Things To Do During Boring Sermons

*Fun Things To Do During Boring Sermons* ~ Pass a note to the organist asking whether he/she plays requests. ~ See if a yawn really is contagious. ~ Devise ways of climbing into the balcony witho read more..

10 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

834

One-Liner #1610

I'm a multitasker - I can listen, ignore and forget all at the same time!... read more..

10 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3469

Remember When

An old couple is sitting in their living room when the old woman leans over and says to the old man, "Remember when we were younger and you used to hold my hand?" The old man grabs the old woman's ha... read more..

10 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2623

Burn Now or Later

Two people got into an argument. One said to the other, "If you have yourself cremated, all you will be doing is making an ash of yourself!" The other replied, "Well, I'm told that petroleum comes f... read more..

07 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

661

Cybersalt News - November 7, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone. Whilst getting something in the backyard of Cybersalt World Headquarters yesterday, I noticed this fruit tree with a single piece of fruit on it. Here is a riddle for you:... read more..

06 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

742

Quote #2046

The basic premise of religion "that if you live a good life, things will go well for you" is wrong. Jesus was the most morally upright person who ever lived, yet He had a life filled with the experien... read more..

06 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

898

One-Liner #1609

Turns out you can just buy a birthday cake anytime and eat it yourself - nobody checks.... read more..

06 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3134

Cat Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep,I pray this cushy life to keep.I pray for toys that look like mice,And sofa cushions, soft and nice. I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,And someone nice to scratch my back,For... read more..

06 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2388

The Art of Revenge

After Old Man McGraw chewed us out, we went over to his house and we drew all kinds of pictures on his driveway, sidewalk, and foundation with sidewalk chalk. That'll teach him to mess with the Mural... read more..

06 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1841

Teasing

My grandson, Justus, age 10, and his sister Taylor, age 13, were always teasing each other. One day, Justus was getting "sensitive" about things his sister was saying to him. I reminded him that he ha... read more..

04 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3707

Politically Correct Commenting

How to be politically correct when you comment about women... She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE. She does not wear TOO MU... read more..

04 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

8398

Red, White and Blue

A Dutchman was explaining the red, white, and blue Netherlands flag to an American. "Our flag is symbolic of our taxes. We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bills, and blue a... read more..

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