Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20945 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

08 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

187

One-Liner #1889

My heart says pie and ice cream, but my jeans say, please, please, please, eat a salad!... read more..

08 Jan

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

161

My friend had just bought a 4-wheeler and went out with a few buddies to try it out on some mountain terrain. On the way they stopped at a restaurant for a snack and met some bikers that were out for ... read more..

08 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4387

2 min read

Things Dogs Should Try to Remember

The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff even though I haven't got a chance to rip the bag to shreds to see what was in it. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under t read more..

08 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2175

2 min read

Wise Uncle Rusty

Uncle Rusty is a wise man. A while back he retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and quiet, puttering around his worksh... read more..

05 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

175

Cybersalt News - January 5, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! This past Friday (January 3) was my mother-in-law's 100th birthday. OK, not really, because she passed away when she was 86. But we thought it would still be a nice thing ... read more..

04 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

174

Quote #2323

"Who are you if your story begins to change? Do not be so loyal to your suffering that your healing doesn't stand a chance." - Unknown read more..

04 Jan

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

185

Hello Vaca

What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?... read more..

04 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1746

2 min read

God's Existence, Suffering

A man went to a barber shop to have his hair cut as always. He started to have a good conversation with the barber who was cutting his hair. They talked about so many things and various subjects. Sudd... read more..

04 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5277

Afraid to Cross

Two men stand at a river which they are about to cross when they notice crocodiles looking at them. "Are you afraid?" asks one to the other. "Don't you know that God is merciful and God is good?" "... read more..

04 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

316

4 min read

What Happened to My Little Piggy Bank?

This week, I had to do something I hadn't done before: go to the bank and deal with fraud in my checking account. Someone tried to write a check for $1800 from my account. Fortunately, I didn't have t... read more..

04 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

189

One-Liner #1888

Some people should use a glue stick instead of chapstick.... read more..

Who Made The First New Year's Resolution?

02 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4345

4 min read

Who Made The First New Year's Resolution?

What is it that makes people stay up until the wee hours of the morning one night out of the year? My primary objective in life is not to see how late I can stay up, but getting up in the morning. If... read more..

02 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

151

Cybersalt News - January 2, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday and Happy New Year! A new year has dawned at Cybersalt World Headquarters. Last year was a year of finding freedom over things in the past and good, inner personal&nbsp... read more..

Barbershop Shenanigans: The Case of the Vanishing Dad

01 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3203

Barbershop Shenanigans: The Case of the Vanishing Dad

A man strolled into the barbershop and treated himself to the full works—shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, the whole deal. Once he was finished, he motioned to a little boy standing nearby and said,... read more..

01 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

171

Quote #2322

When Parents Get Old ... Let them grow old with the same love that they let you grow ... Let them speak and tell repeated stories with the same patience and interest that they heard yours as ... read more..

01 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3941

The Truth Log

The first mate on a ship decided to celebrate with a bit of stowed-away rum. He got so drunk that he was still a little drunk the next morning. Later in the day, when the first mate had sobered up, he... read more..

01 Jan

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

189

Eye-ronic Humor 😜

I love jokes about eyes. The cornea the better.... read more..

01 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3247

Meeting Invitation

I was telling a friend about my enrollment in a weight-loss program and how excited I was about the meetings. "Sounds great," she said. "I'm almost tempted to join too." "Well, next time I go," I re... read more..

01 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

209

One-Liner #1887

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.... read more..

29 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

182

Cybersalt News - December 29, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone - for the last time in 2024! Grandma Cybersalt and I are praying that your 2025 will be a year of blessing, personal growth, and gratefulness to Jesus. It's a heck of a tim... read more..

28 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

438

Quote #2321

"It takes two years to learn to speak and sixty to learn to keep quiet." - Ernest Hemingway read more..

28 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4627

Gift Parrot

There was a man who travelled all around the world. Every city he stopped in he would buy something for his mother and send it to her. On one such stop he found a parrot that spoke thirty diffe... read more..

Lesson in Teamwork: Buddy the Blind Horse 🚗

28 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

5528

Lesson in Teamwork: Buddy the Blind Horse 🚗

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, ... read more..

28 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

198

For All Comrades

Puns about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.... read more..

28 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

194

One-Liner #1886

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream.... read more..

28 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

211

4 min read

The Regifting Queen of the Family

Sitting around the Christmas tree with my family and opening up Christmas presents, it stirred fond memories of my Aunt Edith. She was known as The Regifting Queen of our family. And believe me, she e... read more..

28 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

381

4 min read

It All Boils Down to One Thing

Of all the things I have learned, one has made a difference in my life. I hear stories about how married couples are unhappy. Today, something must be wrong with you if you haven't been divorced and ... read more..

26 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

138

Cybersalt News - December 26, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. Grandma Cybersalt and I hope that your Christmas was a blessed one, even if it could not be a merry one. Regardless of what the day after Christmas brings you, keep placing... read more..

24 Dec

Susan Page

239

It's Christmas Day

- photo by Susan PageI wish I were the star that sparkledSo brightly in the sky that nightTo show the Shepherds where to find HimThe babe, Emmanuel, the Lord of Light Or maybe I would be the mangerTh read more..

24 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2971

The Day After Christmas

'Twas the day after Christmas and all through the room Strewn wrappings were crying for use of a broom. The children were scattered the friends' gifts exploring Since now most of theirs read more..

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