Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20954 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

29 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

989

4 min read

Is Being Sane Too Much to Ask?

When young, I remember my grandfather often saying to me, "the world wasn't like this when I was your age." Then he would go on a long rant about how things were much different when he was my age. Fin... read more..

22 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

380

2 min read

Cybersalt News - August 22, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! The Cybersalt Digest has not gone out since August 5th, so I thought I better check in! Thank you to everyone who has asked if everything is OK. For the most part, I try t... read more..

22 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1177

4 min read

And Then There Were Four

Over a year ago, I got out of bed, went to the kitchen for my morning cup of coffee and then I went to the back porch to see if I had any visitors. I have foxes, possums, cats, and raccoons (who are ... read more..

15 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1838

4 min read

Temptation Is Oh So Tempting

At the beginning of the week, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage informed me that she and some of her friends would be going thrift store shopping on Thursday. I nodded my head and smiled, not kn... read more..

15 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1328

4 min read

Don't Judge a Person by Their Cover-up

Have you ever had one of those Déjà vu moments? The other week I was in the shopping mall to pick up some items for the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. She shops so much that I have to help her on... read more..

08 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1105

4 min read

I Ain’t 16 Anymore

Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman DevotionalsI’ve had so many birthdays in my life that I really don’t know how old I am. All I know is that I’m one year older than I was last year. I would not be able ... read more..

05 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

720

Cybersalt News - August 5, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! The big news around Cybersalt World Headquarters is that our daughter and grandson are arriving today for a 4 week visit. Her husband will be flying out later this month. W... read more..

You Might Belong to a Red Neck Synogogue If ...

04 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3015

You Might Belong to a Red Neck Synogogue If ...

You Might Belong To A Redneck Synagogue If . . . (Sorry folks, there was just no way to Gooberfy this one) - People ask, when they hear about oil lasting 8 days, whether it was Pennzoil. - The shof... read more..

04 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2263

Obedience

While discussing the plight of Driver's license examiners, a former motor-vehicle-bureau director told about a woman who was parallel parking. The examiner asked her, "could you get a little closer?"... read more..

04 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

860

Quote #2029

"When you have a friend that's going thru a personal storm, instead of being a weatherman and spreading the news, try being an umbrella and cover them with love." - unknown read more..

04 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2372

A Difference of One Pinion

Hungry crows have ravenous appetites.... read more..

04 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

894

One-Liner #1592

It amazes me how much "exercise" and "extra fries" sound alike.... read more..

04 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4109

Goober Exam

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober The Goober reported for her University final exam... read more..

01 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1098

4 min read

The Blossoming Flower Whisperer

When it comes to flowers, I am the epitome of naivety. I have no expertise whatsoever in the plant world. All I see are red, blue and yellow. Don't get me wrong here; I enjoy flowers. However, when i... read more..

01 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

712

Cybersalt News - August 1, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone - and welcome to August! Is anybody out there excited about the upcoming release of Joomla 4.0.0? I am. If you are too, email me and let me know what you are looking forward... read more..

31 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

940

Quote #2028

"The remarkable thing about God is that when you fear God, you fear nothing else, whereas if you do not fear God, you fear everything else." - Oswald Chambers read more..

31 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

923

One-Liner #1591

The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on Delta flight 963 from LA to Tokyo.... read more..

31 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3443

Incapacitated

I was recovering from surgery when a charity representative phoned asking me to take part in a door-to-door fund-raising effort. "Sorry," I replied, "but I've been incapacitated." Undaunted, the cal... read more..

31 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2277

Lunar Ambiance

The first restaurant on the moon will never do very well. It might have great food, but will never have any atmosphere.... read more..

31 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1847

Unnecessary Work

I was scrubbing the bulkhead on the USS Kitty Hawk one Sunday morning when the loud-speaker announced, "Religious services. Maintain silence about the decks. Discontinue all unnecessary work." An hou... read more..

29 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

722

Cybersalt News - July 29, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! In last Sunday's mailing, the video share was of an amazing Oboe performance - apparently not! It was an amazing performance, but the instrument being played was actually a... read more..

28 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3647

Ball of Fire

London - Panic gripped the streets of London this morning when patches of sky took on an unusual blue color and a ball of fire appeared above the city. The phenomenon, known as 'The Sun' and common... read more..

28 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3385

Goober Rescue

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober One day a Goober went to a seafood restaurant and saw the t... read more..

28 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

818

Quote #2027

"An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered." - G. K. Chesterton read more..

28 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

581

One-Liner #1590

Do clouds ever look down on us and say that one is shaped like a goober?... read more..

28 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2508

Flavor Delay

I put some turnips, my eleven-year-old son's least-favorite vegetable, on his dinner plate and instructed him to eat everything. He cleaned his plate, except for the turnip. I pointed out to him that... read more..

28 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2385

Forgive and Forget

Early in their marriage, my Dad did something really stupid. My Mom chewed him out for it. He apologized, they made up. However, from time to time, my Mom mentioned what he had done. "Honey," my Dad... read more..

28 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3379

The Place for Grace

When little Johnny received his plate he started eating right away. "Johnny wait until we say our prayer." "I don't have to," the boy replied. "Of course, you do," his mother insisted. "... read more..

25 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1144

4 min read

Where Oh Where Is My Hair?

I must confess I sometimes get so busy that certain things have slipped my mind. I don't do this intentionally, but I try to prioritize things in my life. With so many things going on, it is tough to... read more..

25 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3134

Fee Surprise

Two brawny men came to my house to install some new floor covering in the kitchen. Once they had moved the stove and refrigerator out of the way, it was not long before the job was done. As they were... read more..

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