Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20954 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

25 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

686

Cybersalt News - July 25, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! Today's mailing is much shorter than usual. Grandma Cybersalt is away camping with some of our kids and grandkids, so my plate is fuller around Cybersalt World Headquarters... read more..

22 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3297

Office Hours

"So tell me, Mrs. Smith," asked the interviewer, "have you any other skills you think might be worth mentioning?" "Actually, yes," said the applicant modestly. "Last year I had two short stories publ read more..

22 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2411

Chip-in for Dinner

The Golfer's Diet: Live on greens as much as possible.... read more..

22 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

757

Cybersalt News - July 22, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! If you are reading this news at the beginning of today's PearlyGates mailing, you will notice two items instead of one. That is because neither one of those pieces of conte... read more..

21 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4198

Vacation Reflection

A neighbor of mine took off with his family to see the country. When he returned, I asked how he enjoyed the vacation. He replied, "Have you ever spent 3 weeks in a mini-van with those you thought... read more..

21 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3283

Walking

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just leave me alone.... read more..

21 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

845

Quote #2026

"Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability." - Sam Keen read more..

21 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1162

One-Liner #1589

My mind still thinks I'm 25; my body thinks my mind is an idiot!... read more..

18 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1250

4 min read

Bump, Bump, Bump, Where’s the Scratch?

Life can get crazy because there are so many crazy people in the world. I know, I’m one. Through the years, I have come to appreciate crazy people. They make life interesting and make me look less cr... read more..

18 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

694

Cybersalt News - July 18, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! You may notice a little formatting change in the Cybersalt Digest today. There will continue to be a CleanQuote in each issue, but we are no longer going to make a graphic ... read more..

17 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

943

Quote #2025

"Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage." - C. S. Lewis read more..

17 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2944

News Room Witless

I was the editor of a small daily newspaper. Someone came into the newsroom and asked if anyone was a notary public. One not too bright reporter said, "I guess I am. I voted that way in the last elec... read more..

17 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2407

God Knows Us

A golfer, now into his golden years, had a lifelong ambition to play one hole at Pebble Beach, California the way the pros do it. The pros drive the ball out over the water onto the green that is on a... read more..

17 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3324

Lost Turnabout

Driving to a new restaurant, a woman took several wrong turns. When she finally found the right road, she asked her husband, "Why didn't you tell me I was lost?" "I thought you knew where you were go... read more..

17 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1118

One-Liner #1588

Fish bite twice a day ... before you get there and after you leave.... read more..

15 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

707

Cybersalt News - July 15, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! One of my favorite things about my consulting business is that I am often contacted by people from around the world who are looking for help with their web pages, businesse... read more..

14 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

925

Quote #2024

"Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better." - Albert Einstein read more..

14 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

920

One-Liner #1587

Just a warning if you're buying a watch on Amazon - I learned the hard way that if it says you can swim with it, this only applies if you can already swim without it.... read more..

14 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3956

Nurses at the Gate

Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to enter the pearly gates. The first nurse said, "I worked in an emergency room. We tried our best to help... read more..

14 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2304

Poll Sadness

“I saw the man remove my ballot from the box," said Tom devotedly.... read more..

14 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2845

Complacency

A minister in Florida lamented that it was difficult to get his message across to his congregation: "It's so beautiful here in the winter," he said, "that heaven doesn't interest them." Then he added... read more..

14 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3888

Bare Bones Moving

The orthopedic surgeon I work for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping transport many of the items. I sat the display skeleton in the front of my car, his bony arm across the back of ... read more..

11 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1303

4 min read

Why Do I Have So Many Toes?

I must confess that I'm not always obvious to everything that is before me. I admit I miss a lot of things set before me. I don’t do this intentionally. For example, sometimes, when I come home from ... read more..

11 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

645

2 min read

Cybersalt News - July 11, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! Today, Grandma Cybersalt and I are going to a church building to participate in a worship service for the first time since March of 2020. I realize that's an odd way of say... read more..

10 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

2045

Quote #2023

"Keep your face to the sunshine and you will never see the shadows." - Helen Keller read more..

10 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

924

One-Liner #1586

My son made the mistake of telling me I was being overdramatic so I just changed the WiFi password; we'll see who's overdramatic in about 5 minutes.... read more..

10 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2259

Face Plantain

The time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement? 1 bananosecond... read more..

10 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1991

Memory, Organization, Routine

It seems like every time our piano tuner John comes to our house, he scolds me for waiting too long between tunings. I agree with him that it should be done every six months, but I don't really think ... read more..

10 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3247

Environ-mental

My friend Ann and I were eating at a Chinese restaurant. When an elderly waiter set chopsticks at our places, Ann made a point of reaching into her purse and pulling out her own pair. "As an environm... read more..

08 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4764

Real World

Recently launched into the "real world" and shocked by the expenses that came with it, Bob was complaining about the high cost of auto insurance. "If you got married," teased his friend Brad, "the pr... read more..

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