Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20954 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

08 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

674

Cybersalt News - July 8, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's video share is a news story from my neck of the woods. We live on the coast of the Salish where there are two types of orca (killer whales) swim around. There are ... read more..

07 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

840

Quote #2022

"Sometimes you won't know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory." - Dr. Seuss read more..

07 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

886

One-Liner #1585

Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen; he sprayed everything down and cleaned thoroughly. Today I'm putting the cockroach in the bathroom.... read more..

07 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2318

2 min read

Bragging Rights

In his book, Sled Driver, SR-71 Blackbird pilot Brian Shul writes: I'll always remember a certain radio exchange that occurred one day as Walt (my back-seater) and I were screaming across Southern Ca... read more..

07 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3565

Fish Heads

A customer at Green's Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor's quick wit and intelligence. "Tell me, Green, what makes you so smart?" "I wouldn't share my secret with just anyone," Green replies... read more..

07 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2258

Deficit Interest

“You know you are broke when you can’t even pay attention.”... read more..

I May Be a Knucklehead, but I'm Not Insane

04 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1104

4 min read

I May Be a Knucklehead, but I'm Not Insane

Nobody is perfect except maybe the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage comes close. I've never caught her in some imperfection, or if I had, nobody would know it from me. There is such an obsession t... read more..

04 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

685

2 min read

Cybersalt News - July 4, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone and happy 4th of July to our US subscribers! The "new" news around Cybersalt World Headquarters is that Grandma Cybersalt and I got our second vaccination yesterday. Back in... read more..

03 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

864

Quote #2021

"I think of a hero as someone who understands the degree of responsibility that comes with his freedom." - Bob Dylan read more..

03 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

999

One-Liner #1584

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "Thank you" is all I need, not all this, "How did you get in my house" nonsense.... read more..

03 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3308

ID Card

The day I immigrated to the United States, I was given an alien ID card that featured a cute photo of me at age 15. Years later, when I went to the courthouse to become a citizen, a clerk confiscated ... read more..

03 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3591

Anthem Pun

When young José, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, there were no tickets left for sale. Touched by his disappointment, a friendly ticket salesman found him a ... read more..

03 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1836

Consideration

Flying home after visiting her daughter in England, a woman arranged to have her husband meet her plane at the Vancouver, B.C., airport. This meant a stop at the border crossing between the United Sta... read more..

01 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

692

Cybersalt News - July 1, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Last week's PearlyGates joke (www.cybersalt.org/pearly-gates-jokes/stamp-quality) was about Stalin complaining about the quality of a stamp bearing his image. Thanks to sub... read more..

30 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

884

Quote #2020

"I am struck by how sharing our weakness and difficulties is more nourishing to others than sharing our qualities and successes." - Jean Vanier read more..

30 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

5499

On Star Locks

If I lock my keys in my car, all I have to do is call OnStar and they unlock my car. If the car is stolen, they can lock all the doors and trap the thief in the car. Whenever my wife tells me she ... read more..

30 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

869

One-Liner #1583

I just got kicked out of the flat earth Facebook group because I asked if the 6 foot social distancing rule had pushed anyone over the edge yet.... read more..

30 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2500

Aussie Cables

“Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.”... read more..

30 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1862

Scientific Advances

While I was employed by a private corporation and assigned to the space-shuttle program, my job included ordering supplies. One of the engineers asked me to get a new dictionary for him. The request ... read more..

30 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5378

2 min read

Tourist Questions

Here are some of the "All-Time Dumbest Questions" asked by Banff Park tourists. On nature... How do the elk know they're supposed to cross at the "Elk Crossing" signs? At what elevation does an e... read more..

27 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1303

4 min read

Where Do Wrinkles Come From?

Several months ago, I had two cataracts removed from my eyes. How they got there, I don't know. As far as I can remember, they never asked my permission, and furthermore, they never paid rent for bein... read more..

26 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

922

Quote #2016

"Children see magic because they look for it." - Christopher Moore read more..

26 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2342

Blue Moon

Some people like raw meat on rare occasions.... read more..

26 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1875

Consistency

A man goes to consult Dr. Mike Wilson, the most expensive doctor in the city about his medical problem. After the visit the man asks, "How much do I owe you?" "My fee is five hundred dollars," repli... read more..

26 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

904

One-Liner #1579

Based on the amount of laundry I do each week, I'm beginning to think there are people who live here that I haven't met yet.... read more..

24 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

707

Cybersalt News - June 24, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I've been up all night helping someone with their government site in Italy. So with sleepy eyes I hope you enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

23 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

866

Quote #2019

I would maintain that thanks are the highest form of thought; and that gratitude is happiness doubled by wonder. - G. K. Chesterton read more..

23 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2493

Sister Clothes

Have you heard about the latest new drug? When administered to women, it gives them the irresistible urge to join a convent. The FDA refuses to approve it, though. They fear it will be habit-forming... read more..

23 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1838

Long Life, Surviving, Aging

When my grandmother was in her late eighties, she decided to move to Israel. As part of the preparations, she went to see her doctor and get all her charts. The doctor asked her how she was doing, so... read more..

23 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

1045

One-Liner #1582

My wife is singing in the house; I'm sitting outside so the neighbors don't think I'm hitting her.... read more..

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