Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20954 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

23 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3008

Tried and Trusted

A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, "I would like to speak with Mr. Reginald Jones, who I understand is a tried and trusted employee of yours." The banker said, "Yes h... read more..

20 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1225

4 min read

Will We Be Served Coffee in Heaven?

The last several weeks have truly been hectic in every sense of the word. Trying to catch up can be a never-ending job. When I think I’m caught up, I see another thing I need to do. I have learned th... read more..

20 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

717

2 min read

Cybersalt News - June 20, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone, and happy Father's Day to everyone who is able to celebrate! Today is the longest day of the year in the northern hemisphere. It's the first day of summer, which is excitin... read more..

19 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5459

Dad Sayings

I figured out why they call our language the "Mother Tongue." Fathers never get a chance to use much of it. Say what you will about healthy eating and all, but I've always found it awfully difficult ... read more..

19 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

871

One-Liner #1581

"I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot." - Rodney Dangerfield read more..

19 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

896

Quote #2018

“Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow.” - Reed Markham read more..

19 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2269

Husband Diagnosis

Rose accompanied her husband Tom to his annual checkup. While Tom was getting dressed, the doctor came out and said to Rose, “I don’t like the way he looks.” “Neither do I,” she said. “But he’s hand... read more..

19 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1948

Horseshoe Impression

One day a cowboy walked into a blacksmith shop and picked up a horseshoe, not realizing that it had just come from the forge. He immediately dropped it and jammed his hand into his pocket, trying to a... read more..

17 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

884

Quote #2017

"One of the positive features of a season of liminality is that it provides a pause that lets what has to belong in the past to be left in the past, so that the future can come can as it must and bl read more..

17 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

715

Cybersalt News - June 17, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! The big news, figuratively and literally, around Cybersalt World Headquarters is Grandma Cybersalt have a new grandson! Isaac Timothy Driver was born at 1:16pm, weighing ... read more..

16 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

5200

Van Woes

A woman drove a mini-van filled with a dozen screaming kids through the mall parking lot, looking for a space. Obviously frazzled, she coasted through a stop sign. "Hey, lady, have you forgotten h... read more..

16 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2252

Paying Through the Nose

Drug research companies have created their own cold rush.... read more..

16 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2010

2 min read

A Survivor

"I've had laryngitis, tonsillitis, hepatitis, meningitis, appendicitis, tendinitis, and colitis. I've also suffered from gastritis, bronchitis, gingivitis, bursitis, and arthritis. "I've been held up read more..

16 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

906

One-Liner #1580

I'm the type of wife that will help my husband look for his chocolate, that I ate.... read more..

16 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4753

Office Dog

A salesman dropped in to see a business customer. Not a soul was in the office except a big dog emptying wastebaskets. The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if his imagination could be playing ... read more..

It’s My Tongue, I’ll Wag It If I Want To

13 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1254

4 min read

It’s My Tongue, I’ll Wag It If I Want To

Like everybody else, I have my share of trouble. It’s not that I want to get into trouble, but trouble always seems to be somewhere near where I am at the time. I regret that time when I was first int... read more..

12 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3377

Mommy Test

I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked her not to do that. "Why?" "Because it's been laying outside an... read more..

10 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

703

Cybersalt News - June 10, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are wondering if anyone out there would like to help by making the Cleanguote graphics that go out in the Cybersalt Digest? If you are, drop me an e... read more..

09 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3961

Operations Conversation

Two little kids are in a hospital lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here ... read more..

09 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

905

Quote #2015

"Challenges are what make life interesting. Overcoming them is what makes life meaningful." - Joshua J. Marine read more..

09 Jun

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1182

A Cobbler Nose the Answer

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? "A shoe."... read more..

09 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

972

One-Liner #1578

My going out clothes have missed me so much; I put them on yesterday and they hugged me so tightly I couldn't move!... read more..

09 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1921

Delegation

My brother wants me to find him a summer job. He asked me to check with my boss, my friends, my business associates. Then he asked me to run off 100 copies of his resume, call up the employment agenc... read more..

09 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3290

Do You Have?

A woman walks into a convenience store. She walks straight to the manager and asks, "Do you have any small note- books?" "Sorry," says the manager. "We're all out." The woman shrugs, and asks, "Well... read more..

To Scam or Not to Scam That Is the Phone Call

06 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1180

4 min read

To Scam or Not to Scam That Is the Phone Call

One day this past week, I decided to stay home and catch up on a little bit of reading. It's not often that I take a day and not go to the office and just pander around the house. Sometimes it's neces... read more..

06 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

709

2 min read

Cybersalt News - June 6, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! If the saying, "The best things in life are free" is true, kindness has to be one of the best things in life. It costs nothing to be kind to someone. Gentle words of encou... read more..

05 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

819

Quote #2014

"There is a wisdom of the head, and ... there is a wisdom of the heart." - Charles Dickens, Hard Times read more..

05 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2856

Acceleration Factor

One time we were driving through a construction zone and the sign said, SPEED LIMIT 35mph AHEAD. There were four of us in the car so we were through there in no time.... read more..

05 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2107

Hebrews 9:27, Eternity, Life, Death

Before I could start my first job right out of college, I had to present evidence that I was a U.S. citizen. I showed up with my driver's license and birth certificate. The clerk looked at my driver's... read more..

05 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3207

Birthday Wish

A mother asked her small son what he would like for his birthday. "I'd like a little brother," a boy said. "Oh my, that's such a big wish," said the mother. "Why do you want a little brother"? "Wel... read more..

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