Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20954 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

05 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

854

One-Liner #1568

She suffers in silence louder than anyone I know!... read more..

05 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2544

General Mills makes Corn Chex, Rice Chex, etc. If the Post company bought these brands, then I have a new product for them. Take some Wheat Chex, add pieces of fresh dates and a little cinnamon and s... read more..

05 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1875

Doctor Scream

While sitting on the train one day, the man next to me started screaming, "Call me a doctor! Call me a doctor!" I asked, "Are you sick?" "No," he replied, "I just graduated from medical school."... read more..

05 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3442

Social Showdown

Two older women, Colleen and Melinda, who were rivals in a social circle met at a party at their country club. "My dear," said Melinda, "Are those real pearls?" "They are," replied Colleen. "Of cou... read more..

03 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

5507

Stamp Quality

When Stalin completed 25 years of his rule over Russia, he wanted a special postage stamp issued, with his picture on it. He so instructed the Postmaster General, stressing that it should be of inter... read more..

What Would the World Be without Apple Fritters?

02 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1135

4 min read

What Would the World Be without Apple Fritters?

Stress is not something new in my life or anybody else's, for that matter. The thing about stress is that you never get used to it, or at least I don't. I don't know what I would do if one week I had ... read more..

02 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

657

2 min read

Cybersalt News - May 2, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! Sorry for there being no mailing last Chicken Thursday. Every now and then I have a touch of arthritis in my right foot and a really bad flare up had me stuck on the couch ... read more..

01 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1820

Stereotypes

Following a heavy-metal rock concert, one punk rocker stopped at the front desk of the hotel and asked if she had any messages. The desk clerk handed her an unsigned note, and she asked for a descript... read more..

01 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2333

Butting Out

I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. ~Steven Pearl... read more..

01 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3169

Order Debt

A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money. The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn't been paid. The collections manager left a v... read more..

28 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

881

Quote #2004

A little girl asked her brother, "What is love?" He replied, "Love is when you steal chocolate from my lunch bag everyday and I still put it in the same place." - Unknown read more..

28 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

812

One-Liner #1567

Vacation: What you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking all along!... read more..

New Normal: If It's Free, It Ain't for Me

25 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1194

4 min read

New Normal: If It's Free, It Ain't for Me

Once when I wore a younger man's suit I would take anything free. I assumed it was my right to get something free. Then I had a conversation with my grandfather. If anybody knew how to squeeze a... read more..

25 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

838

Cybersalt News - April 25, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! The news today is that I can hardly wait until Wednesday to follow up on some of your replies to the news on Wednesday. Some of you are a real hoot! Today's video share is... read more..

24 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

1204

Quote #2003

"Remember, despite how open, peaceful, and loving you attempt to be, people can only meet you as deeply as they've met themselves." - Matt Kahn read more..

24 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

888

One-Liner #1566

She drives a vehicle that costs $1,000 a mile ... a shopping cart.... read more..

24 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4014

2 min read

Nesting Birds

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober A Goober named Pam is appearing on "Who Wants To Be A Milli... read more..

24 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2459

Nap on My Watch!

“Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.”... read more..

Hints, Communication, Marriage, Lesson Learned

24 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2175

Hints, Communication, Marriage, Lesson Learned

My father, a submariner, was often out at sea for family occasions. As a result, he sometimes forgot about them. One year he missed my mother's birthday. Unfortunately, it was impossible for her to t... read more..

22 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

764

2 min read

Cybersalt News - April 22, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is lots of news to catch up on this week. First of all, last week I asked if anyone could tell me what it said on my t-shirt in my vaccination picture. Congratulatio... read more..

21 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3313

Natural Laws

"The Law of Volunteering"If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead. "The Law of Avoiding Oversell"When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse. "The La read more..

21 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

821

Quote #2002

"In a society that profits from your self-doubt, liking yourself is a rebellious act." - Unknown read more..

21 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

851

One-Liner #1565

She calls her car "flattery" because it gets her nowhere.... read more..

21 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2254

Meeoowww!

“Gossip : Letting the chat out of the bag!”... read more..

21 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1858

Marital Difficulties

From "The Brandon Republican and Eastern Advocate," of Brandon, Mississippi, Volume 1, Number 39, December 29, 1837 NOTICE TO YOUNG LADIES, WIDOWS AND OLD MAIDS Whereas my husband, Isaac W. Odom, le... read more..

21 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3739

1 min read

Engineering Dictionary

What the Engineer Says (and what it means) A number of different approaches are being tried.(We are still grasping at straws.) We're working on a fresh approach to the problem.(We just hired three k... read more..

18 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1087

4 min read

What’s so Peasy About Easy?

I am nowhere to be found when it comes to crafts, remodeling, and just plain fixer-uppers. My carpentry skills are nowhere to be found even though I've looked for a long time. If I try to fix somethin... read more..

18 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

753

2 min read

Cybersalt News - April 18, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! I recently discovered that the Cybersalt newsletter archives are showing the same issue over and over and over again instead of the different issue that went out in ea... read more..

17 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

808

Quote #2001

"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony read more..

17 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2360

Disney Security

A long time ago, when the internet was just beginning and simple passwords were needed to protect accounts, my kids were among those who loved going on the Web. They kept track of their passwords by w... read more..

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