Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20954 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

17 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

835

Nautical Advice

Never choose a first mate who takes the wind out of your sails.... read more..

14 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1037

4 min read

When I was young, my mother was quite a fan of a soap opera called “The Days of Our Lives. ”I remember the title but I never would watch something like that. However, my mother enjoyed it and so what’... read more..

14 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

648

3 min read

Cybersalt News - March 14, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! Today's news is going to be a bit disjointed because I am too. So, I'm just going to let things tumble out and I think I'll get to where I'm going anyway. First of all, I ... read more..

13 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

1027

Quote #1992

"You may not always have a comfortable life and you will not always be able to solve all of the world's problems at once, but don't ever underestimate the importance you can have, because history ha read more..

13 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1903

Slow Dance

Have you ever watched kids On a merry-go-round? Or listened to the rain Slapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight? Or gazed at the sun into the fading night? You better ... read more..

13 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3651

Birthday Surprise

A husband went to buy a birthday gift for his wife. Some friends had been invited over that night to celebrate her fortieth, and he wanted to get something special. At the store he spotted some cute l... read more..

10 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

851

One-Liner #1555

You know it's going to be a bad day when your twin brother forgets your birthday.... read more..

10 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

957

Metering Authority

Give some people an inch and they think they're rulers.... read more..

07 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1199

4 min read

A Divided House Makes a Happy Home

Never has our world been more divided than today. Politics, religion, sports and on and on I could go. For the most part, so many people think being divided is a negative thing. And for many people it... read more..

07 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

623

3 min read

Cybersalt News - March 7, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! I don't want to burst anyone's bubble today - but if I do, I think this is a good bubble to burst. And please note, this time I am going against Grandma Cybersalt's advice ... read more..

06 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

886

Quote #1991

"A man sees in the world what he carries in his heart." - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe read more..

06 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

870

One-Liner #1554

Pick a winner; anyone can pick a loser.... read more..

06 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3177

Ash Pile Update

Biblical newspaper headline: Job outlook dismal.... read more..

06 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2140

Stress Management

A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience, raised a glass of water and asked, "How heavy is this glass of water?" Answers called out ranging from 2 to 5 pounds. The lecturer repli... read more..

06 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4532

Running Away

A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled. He got some of his clothes, his teddy bear and his piggy bank and proudly announced, "I'm running away from home!" The father calmly ... read more..

04 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

661

Cybersalt News - March 4, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. I'm a little unsettled, this chicken Thursday. After giving chickens their own special day for years, I just heard that "Birds Aren't Real!" You can help me through this d... read more..

03 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

829

Quote #1990

"The positive thinker sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible." - Winston Churchill read more..

03 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

7302

Fingernail Biting

A young woman who was worried about her habit of biting her fingernails down to the quick was advised by a friend to take up yoga. She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally. Her friend ... read more..

03 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

791

One-Liner #1553

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. - Steven Wright... read more..

03 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

874

With Friends Like That

Three dinosaurs stumble across a magic lamp. They rub it, and a genie appears. "I have three wishes, so I'll give one to each of you," the genie announces. The first dinosaur thinks hard. ... read more..

03 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2507

Warning Ticket

On a long drive from Virginia, I thought I was traveling at a reasonable speed, but the flashing blue lights in my rearview mirror made me realize that I'd been over the limit. I handed the officer my... read more..

03 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3625

Helpless Creatures

A mother and a daughter are shopping in the mall, when the mother eyes an expensive fur coat. "This year," she says, "I think that I will buy my present instead of making you and dad shop for me." T... read more..

28 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1101

4 min read

What’s Pete Got to Do with Anything?

If there's anybody that can be conned, it's Yours Truly. It's not so much that I'm stupid; I'm just naïve. I believe when somebody says something, they mean exactly what they say. So, if you can... read more..

28 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

642

Cybersalt News - February 28, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! Last Wednesday I preached this morning. No I have not been drinking. My son-in-law pastors at Agincourt Baptist Church in Toronto and invited me to preach today. So I rec... read more..

27 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

1238

Quote #1989

"The same boiling water that softens the potato hardens the egg. It's what you're made of. Not the circumstances." - Mel Robbins read more..

27 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

915

One-Liner #1552

"If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?" - Jerry Seinfeld read more..

27 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3010

Wedding Dress Blues

When my sister Andrea got married, she asked to wear my mother's wedding dress. The day she tried it on for the first time I was sitting with Mother in the living room as Andrea descended the stairs.... read more..

27 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2387

Royal Conviction

“I heard they finally got King Midas - It was guild by association.”... read more..

27 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3923

Cheerful Giving

A mother wanted to teach her daughter a moral lesson. She gave the girl a quarter and a dollar for church. "Put whichever one you want in the collection plate and keep the other for yourself," she t... read more..

25 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3258

Died Owing

An elderly man took his little grandson for a walk around the local cemetery. Pausing before one gravestone he said, "There lies a very honest man. He died owing me 50 dollars, but he struggled to th... read more..

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