Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20954 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

13 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

888

One-Liner #1539

There's one thing about being bald - it's neat!... read more..

13 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3360

There's a man trying to cross the street. As he steps off the curb a car comes screaming around the corner and heads straight for him. The man walks faster, trying to hurry across the street, but the ... read more..

13 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2475

Sticking Your Neck Out at Work

Did you hear about the elevator operator who rode to the basement to pick up Dracula? He went down for the Count.... read more..

13 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2250

Animal Instincts

In the middle of one of Henry Ward Beecher's most potent political speeches, a member of the crowd gave a perfect imitation of a cock crowing. While the audience roared with laughter, the speaker gave... read more..

10 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1299

4 min read

Well, Here We Go Again

I have lived long enough to know that the only change that has any kind of reality is the change in my pocket. I keep track of that change with great supervision and count it every day. When people t... read more..

10 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

646

Cybersalt News - January 10, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! A big shout out to Barb L., who lives a bit south of where I grew up in Ontario. She asked how to share newsletter items on Facebook. Most of us were told as children ... read more..

09 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

1090

Quote #1975

"At the end of the day, it is what it is." - Unknown read more..

09 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

904

One-Liner #1538

My husband and I have a magical relationship - whenever I ask him to do something, he disappears!... read more..

09 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6768

Award Shows

Can you believe how many award shows they have now? It seems like they have an award show for everything. They even have awards for commercials! The Clio Awards, a whole show full of commercials. I ... read more..

09 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2459

Romance is Dead

He claimed he loved her, but would not give up his life for her. That is, he declared, his undying love for her.... read more..

09 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2391

2 min read

Life's Tug of War

Life can seem ungrateful ~ and not always kind. Life can pull at your heartstrings ~ and play with your mind. Life can be blissful ~ and happy and free. Life can put beauty ~ in the things that you... read more..

07 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

690

Cybersalt News - January 7, 2021

1Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yes, I know those are mountain sheep. Back in November, I shared with you a dash cam picture from my travels during a business trip. That prompted Cybersaltine Rad read more..

06 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3334

Workers vs. The Lightbulb

Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We've formed a task force to study the problem of why light bulbs burn out and to figure out what, exactly, we as supervisors ca... read more..

06 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

2796

Quote #1974

Always remember this! Grapes must be crushed to make wine. Diamonds form under pressure. Olives are pressed to release oil. Seeds grow in darkness. Whenever you feel crushed, under pressure, p read more..

06 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2559

2 min read

The Concerns of a Mouse

A mouse looked through a crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife opening a package. "What food might this contain?" The mouse wondered. He was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap.... read more..

06 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

930

One-Liner #1537

To everyone that received a book from me for Christmas, they're due back at the library on Friday.... read more..

06 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3576

One Interest

A daddy teased his little daughter by suggesting she liked a certain boy in her kindergarten class. The little girl was quite indignant. "No, daddy, I don't like him!" she stated. "He's only interes... read more..

06 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3245

Outside the Line

After a recent college basketball game, the coach spotted a cell phone lying on the floor. He picked it up and handed it to one of the referees, saying, "Here's your phone." "What makes you think its... read more..

03 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

666

Cybersalt News - January 3, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone and Happy New Year! I am happy to report that I did finally catch up on my "throw it in the box for later" box (Grandma Cybersalt now has it for taking things to charity), m... read more..

02 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

1379

Quote #1973

"My wish for the New Year - That you have someone to love, have meaningful work to do, and have things greater than yourself to believe in; that you have a reason to smile every day and a shou read more..

02 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

1018

One-Liner #1536

One of the hardest decisions in life is when to start middle age.... read more..

02 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2694

Ambulatory Recommendations

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.... read more..

02 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2029

The Old Days

A few years back, I had my old 45 RPM records out to look through and my daughter asked what they were. I explained that back in the 1960s before CDs were invented, this was how we listened to music. ... read more..

02 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3376

Ticket Purchase

A couple with three children waited in line at San Francisco's Pier 41 to purchase tickets for a boat trip to Alcatraz. Others watched with varying degrees of sympathy and irritation as the young chi... read more..

31 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5026

2 min read

Your Cat's New Year's Resolutions

My human will never let me eat their pet hamster, and I am at peace with that. I will not slurp fish food from the surface of the aquarium I will not eat large numbers of assorted bugs, then come ho... read more..

31 Dec

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2221

3 min read

Police Harassment

The Campbell River, British Columbia, Royal Canadian Mounted Police station received this question from a resident through the feedback section of the Campbell River crime page: “I would like to know... read more..

31 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

950

Layers of Survival

While I was walking on our street the other day, I saw my neighbor outside. He informed me that the following week they were going to have their 40th wedding anniversary. However, he added, "But... read more..

31 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1077

2 min read

Cybersalt News - December 31, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday and New Year's Eve! I have lots of thoughts and feelings as we say goodbye to 2020 and head into 2021. I had plans to write some of them down with great flourish and ... read more..

30 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1020

Snail Feelings

A snail was involved in an accident that resulted in his shell being torn completely off. Hearing about the accident, one of his friends rushed over (as much as a snail can rush) to his friend's hous... read more..

30 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

942

One-Liner #1535

If you're such a good cook, why do we have to pray before every meal?... read more..

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