Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20954 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

14 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3249

Baseball Doctor

As the manager of our hospital's softball team, I was responsible for returning equipment to the proper owners at the end of the season. When I walked into the surgery department carrying a bat that ... read more..

14 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2797

Where's the Ding Dong?

What is the difference between a lama, a llama, and a 3-L lllama? The first is a monk, the second an animal, and the third a huge fire.... read more..

14 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1959

Denial

Little Emily ran into the house, crying as though her heart would break. "What's wrong, dear?" asked her mother. "My doll! Billy broke it!" she sobbed. "How did he break it, Emily?" "I hit him ove... read more..

12 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

725

Cybersalt News - November 12, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I've just returned from a business trip which involved taking a ferry off of our island and then a 4 hour drive along the Fraser River Valley and up and over the Coquihalla... read more..

11 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

872

Quote #1959

"A change imposed is a change opposed." - Dr. Spencer Johnson, in Who Moved the Cheese? read more..

11 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3865

Fund Raising

The rabbi of a very poor temple was trying to figure out why his congregation was so poor and the Roman Catholic church down the block was so well off, when his son came into the office. The rabbi de... read more..

11 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

805

One-Liner #1521

A preposition must not be used to end a sentence with.... read more..

11 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3062

Kid Comments

* A kindergarten teacher asked, "What is the shape of the earth ?"One lil' girl spoke up: "According to my Daddy -- terrible!" * Trying to come to the aid of his Father, who was stopped by an officer read more..

11 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3276

Trading Places

I have an uncle down at Wall Street. He used to have a corner on the market. Now he has a market on the corner.... read more..

11 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1852

Opposing War

The social studies teacher had just finished a unit on war and peace. "How many of you," he asked, "would say you're opposed to war?" Not surprisingly, all hands went up. The teacher asked, "Who'll g... read more..

08 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1403

4 min read

When Everything Goes My Way

I have had a certain dream many times over the years. Of course, it might lean towards being a nightmare if it does not come true. The dream is that one day in the week; I can have everything go my w... read more..

08 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

656

Cybersalt News - November 8, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! There was no Chicken Thursday mailing last week because Wednesday (my prep day) was my birthday and by the time I was done taking 2 naps, eating pizza and ice cream cake, a... read more..

07 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

1162

Quote #1958

"Evil preaches tolerance until it is dominant, then it tries to silence good." - Archbishop Charles J. Chaput read more..

07 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

787

One-Liner #1520

I can't stand people who look down on people who look down on people.... read more..

07 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2339

Diagnosis Reaction

“People are forever calling me a hypochondriac, and, let me tell you, that just makes me sick.” - Paul Larson... read more..

07 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2263

Repentance

On her way back from the concession stand, Sandra asked the man at the end of the row, "Sir, did I step on your foot a minute ago?" Expecting an apology the man said, "Indeed you did." Sandra nodded... read more..

07 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4031

2 min read

Hymns vs. Choruses

An old farmer went to the city one weekend and attended the big city church. He came home and his wife asked him how it was. "Well," said the farmer, "it was good. They did something different, howev... read more..

01 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1402

4 min read

All in Due Time, So She Says

For several weeks, or has it been years, I’ve been waiting for an important package to come through the mail. I don’t know why they call it snail mail because I have seen snails crawl faster. With al... read more..

01 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

701

2 min read

Cybersalt News - November 1, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone - and happy November! Today is the International Day of Prayer for the Persecuted Church. As you know, Grandma Cybersalt and I are involved in ministry to refugees and ... read more..

31 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

1078

Quote #1957

"God, I lift up to You the areas of my life that are overwhelming and burdensome. I've not come to You to complain, but rather to seek Your help. Where I've tried to handle everything in my own stre read more..

31 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

934

One-Liner #1519

Wake up, it's time for your sleeping pill.... read more..

31 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3698

New Discovery

The scene: Alexander Graham Bell's laboratory. An exciting new discovery is about to take place. Mr. Bell and his assistant, a man named Watson, have been hard at work on Bell's new invention to tran... read more..

31 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2238

3 min read

Someone to Watch Over Me

By Saralee Perel Gracie, my beautiful 13-year-old shepherd/collie mix, has found her purpose. Six years ago, when I came home from a Boston hospital after my spinal cord injury, I was wearing a huge... read more..

29 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

699

Cybersalt News - October 29, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thank you to Ruth C. who let me know that in Sunday's mailing the Rev. James Snyder item was missing, with the Cybersalt News appearing a second time in its place... read more..

28 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3318

Helpful Hints

1. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables get someone else to hold them while you chop away. 2. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a w read more..

28 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

915

Quote #1956

"Never let your common sense become so prominent and forceful that it pushes the Son of God to one side." - Oswald Chambers read more..

28 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

826

One-Liner #1518

Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes?... read more..

28 Oct

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

921

Buying Time

Clocks are supposed to go back Sunday, but the store I bought ours from has a "no return" policy!... read more..

28 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1939

Transformation

A woman was asked by a co-worker, "What is it like to be a Christian?" The woman replied, "It is like being a pumpkin. God picks you from the patch, brings you in, and washes all the dirt off of you.... read more..

28 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

12863

Hiccups Cure

A man entered a drug store and asked to see the pharmacist. When the pharmacist came out, the man asked if he could give him a cure for the hiccups. The pharmacist immediately reached out and slappe... read more..

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