Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20954 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

26 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1114

4 min read

Junk Is a Matter of Personal Definition

I thought I had everything organized and in order. It just shows how useless my thinking is these days. There are many piles in my office and on my desk, and I know what is in each pile. Everything i... read more..

25 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

707

Cybersalt News - October 25, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! The link to last week's video share was not totally obvious, so if you missed taking a flyby of Jupiter you can take it by clicking here. This week's video share is a blas... read more..

24 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4847

Hymns for Professionals

DENTIST: Crown Him with many crowns CONTRACTORS: The church's one foundation OBSTETRICIANS: Come, labour on GOLFERS: There is a green hill far away POLITICIANS: Standing on the promises LIBRARI read more..

24 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1876

Friendly Competition

A group of friends who prided themselves on their intelligence set out to have a contest of wits. Each person in turn asked a question, and anyone who volunteered an answer that was wrong dropped out.... read more..

24 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

952

Quote #1955

"A man who is born again is careful of his own soul. He tries not only to avoid sin - but also to avoid everything which may lead to it. He is careful about the company he keeps. He know that read more..

24 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

794

One-Liner #1517

All our emergencies are normal.... read more..

24 Oct

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1075

Gourd Math

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin π... read more..

24 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4376

2 min read

Choruses vs Hymns

A young, new Christian went to his local small town church one weekend. He came home and his wife asked him how it was. "Well," said the young man, "It was good. They did something differ... read more..

22 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

764

2 min read

Cybersalt News - October 22, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I have been blessed to be working with a business coach in recent weeks. I wasn't really looking for one, and had anyone asked if I needed to talk to one I might not have a... read more..

21 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

891

Quote #1954

"You may think you can live fine without Christ, but you cannot afford to die without Him." - C. H. Spurgeon read more..

21 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

899

One-Liner #1516

I have become more optimistic and now believe that things could get worse.... read more..

21 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2719

What's Kosher

A mom was carpooling her Sarah and friend Melanie to Hebrew School one day when she caught wind of the conversation between the two six-year-olds in the back seat... Melanie, "Our family is kosher" ... read more..

21 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4239

Called In Sick

Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied that their workers were flagrantly abusing their contract's sick-leave provisions. One morning at the bargai... read more..

21 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2349

Igniting Communication

Matchmakers like to strike up a light conversation.... read more..

21 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2249

2 min read

Pastoring

Years ago, when our daughters were very young, we'd drop them off at our church's children's chapel on Sundays before the eleven o'clock service. One Sunday, just as I was about to open the door to th... read more..

21 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2403

1 min read

Riches

There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to be able to take it with him to heaven. So he began to pray that he might ... read more..

19 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1064

4 min read

And Then It Was Silent No More

During this time of exclusive lockdown, I and the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage have grown accustomed to silence. Don't get me wrong here. I do not object to noise as long as it's the right kind... read more..

18 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

728

Cybersalt News - October 18, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! Thank you to Brian P. who alerted me to the source of the final item in last Chicken Thursday's "Homilies to Live By." It is originally from the 'Hitch-hiker's Guide to the... read more..

17 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

988

Quote #1953

"On a good day, enjoy yourself; on a bad day, examine your conscience. God arranges for both kinds of days so that we won't take anything for granted." - Solomon read more..

17 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

911

One-Liner #1515

How do I set a laser printer to stun?... read more..

17 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3338

Lost in the Translation

Two diners at a very swanky eatery were shocked to see on the menu a dish of "hickory-smoked possum jowls in pancake syrup." They summoned a waiter to complain. Their waiters looked at the menu. Then... read more..

17 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3456

Thanks Mom and Dad!

Contrary to popular belief, it wasn't the apple on the tree that got us banished from Paradise. It was the pair on the ground.... read more..

17 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2142

1 min read

In a Perfect World

You could give away a baby bed without getting pregnant. Forget-me-nots would stimulate the memory. Doing what was good for you would be what you enjoyed doing the most. Pro baseball players would ... read more..

15 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

796

2 min read

Cybersalt News - October 15, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is often a chicken focus on Chicken Thursday but today I need to address a controversy which has arisen in the Cybersalt world. I'm talking about "beegate." On Sunda... read more..

14 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

407

Quote #1952

"Hate has never given any good advice." - Ursula von der Leyen read more..

14 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

831

One-Liner #1514

I plead contemporary insanity.... read more..

14 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3344

Three Non-picked Wishes

Walking along the beach, John tripped over a half buried kerosene lantern. He rubbed its side and sure enough, a genie materialized. "I can't grant your wishes," explained the freed spirit, "Bu... read more..

14 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4054

Homilies to Live By

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and read more..

14 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2292

Patient Request

The patient is adamant. "Doc, I need a liver transplant, a kidney transplant, a heart transplant, a cornea transplant, a spleen transplant, a pancreas trans. . ." "What makes you think you need all t... read more..

14 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2003

Mischievous Grandkids

My daughter spent the night over at my mom's house one weekend. She is 4 and full of mischief. My mom told her, "You must behave if you want to stay again overnight.” My daughter looked at her and s... read more..

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