Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20945 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

Heartwarming Visit: Preacher and the Peanut Bowl 🍫🥜

16 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3075

Heartwarming Visit: Preacher and the Peanut Bowl 🍫🥜

A preacher visits an elderly woman from his congregation. As he sits on the couch he notices a large bowl of peanuts on the coffee table. "Mind if I have a few" he asks. "No, not at all" the w... read more..

16 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2729

5 min read

The Rich Family in Church

By Eddie Ogan I'll never forget Easter 1946. I was 14, my little sister Lucy was 12,and my older sister Darlene 16. We lived at home with our mother, and the four of us knew what it was to do without... read more..

16 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3171

Walking Recovery

An old fellow came into the hospital truly on death's door due to an infected gallbladder. The surgeon who removed the gallbladder was adamant that his patients be up and walking in the hall the day a... read more..

16 Apr

Susan Page

Susan Davis

133

4 min read

Fill My Cup, Lord

- photo by Susan PageMy question today is, “How do we fill our cup when we are running on empty?” There is an old chorus that speaks to what I wish to share. Fill my cup, Lord I lift it up, Lord Come read more..

16 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

One-Liner #1917

I identify heavily with the seagull because if I was gifted the miracle of flight, I too would probably just use it to steal French fries all day long.... read more..

"Bubble Wrap Dilemma: A Corner Solution"

16 Apr

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

"Bubble Wrap Dilemma: A Corner Solution"

"Where do you want this big roll of bubble wrap?" I asked my boss. "Just pop it in the corner," he said. It took me three hours... read more..

16 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

Quote #2352

Try to remember, the greener grass across the fence may be due to a septic tank issue.... read more..

13 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

150

Cybersalt News - April 13 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone. Happy Palm Sunday - it's a great day to throw a parade in your heart for Jesus! Today's video share is a reminder of how one doesn't have to be great in order to do great... read more..

12 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2819

Young Dressing

When I was 28, I was teaching English in a high school where occasionally the faculty and staff were allowed to dress down. One of those days I donned a sweatshirt and slacks. A student came in, and ... read more..

12 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

Quote #2351

"Lord, we lift up your name with hearts full of praise. Be exalted, O Lord my God! Hosanna in the highest!" - Carl Tuttle read more..

12 Apr

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

161

Drama at the Airport 😱

My wife has just fainted on the luggage carousel at the airport! But I think she's okay - she's slowly coming 'round.... read more..

12 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

195

4 min read

My Tok Doesn’t Always Tik

Throughout my life, I have always lived on a schedule. Every day is devoted to certain tasks, and it has worked for me so far. I know what day it is by what I am doing that day. Unlike The Graciou... read more..

12 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

One-Liner #1916

I've discovered that you can turn a regular sofa into a sleeper sofa simply by forgetting your wife's birthday.... read more..

When Nature Calls in Church: A Wee Problem! 🤫😂

10 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3426

When Nature Calls in Church: A Wee Problem! 🤫😂

A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, fro... read more..

10 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

157

Cybersalt News - April 10, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thank you, everyone, for your congratulations and comments in response to this past Sunday's Cybersalt Digest #5000 and my reaching my zero inbox goal! Today's video share... read more..

09 Apr

Susan Page

140

3 min read

Become What We Behold

- photo by Susan Page“Give up the struggle and the fight; relax in the omnipotence of the Lord Jesus; look up into His lovely face and as you behold Him, He will transform you into His likeness. You d read more..

09 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

One-Liner #1915

Scurvy: When life doesn't give you lemons.... read more..

09 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

Quote #2350

"I want my children to be independent headstrong people. Just not while I'm raising them." - Unknown read more..

09 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1450

Unexpected Windfall

From the Scottish Daily Record 2-Dec-01. Some bus fare dodgers in the UK who, thinking they were getting away with avoiding bus fares by using substitute coins in the fare machine, were giving away a... read more..

09 Apr

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

No Hate, Just Chill

Stop hating on lazy people. We didn't even do anything.... read more..

09 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4782

Wimpy Dad

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small girl into bed. She was about to turn off the light when she asked with a tremor in her voice, "Mommy, will you sle... read more..

06 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

139

2 min read

Cybersalt News - April 6 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone - and welcome to Cybersalt Digest Issue #5000! That's right, today's issue is the 5000th version of this newsletter, which was first sent out as Pastor Tim's CleanLaugh l... read more..

If Dr. Seuss Wrote for Star Trek: The Next Generation

05 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3924

2 min read

If Dr. Seuss Wrote for Star Trek: The Next Generation

Picard: Sigma Indri, that's the star,So, Data, please, how far? How far? Data: Our ship can get there very fastBut still the trip will last and lastWe'll have two days til we arriveBut can the Indran... read more..

05 Apr

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

Dating Disaster

I once dated a girl that was actually a ghost. I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.... read more..

05 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

Quote #2349

"The paradise of the rich is made out of the hell of the poor." - Victor Hugo read more..

05 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2045

Value for Money

Patient: How much will it cost me to have this tooth extracted? Dentist: $300 Patient: $300 for just a few minutes work? That's expensive. Dentist: Okay. I'll pull it out slowly if you prefer.... read more..

05 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

One-Liner #1914

Being a baby must be scary; imagine sleeping at home and you wake up at Wal-Mart.... read more..

05 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

199

4 min read

I Didn’t Know I Loved it That Much

One important thing I have learned is that you don’t appreciate something until it’s missing. I’ve learned that by many things that I just took for granted. Last week, for example, I had some problem... read more..

03 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

180

Cybersalt News - April 3, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! You may have on the news that parts of the province of Ontario (3,000 miles away from Cybersalt World Headquarters) experienced an ice storm last Friday and that power was ... read more..

02 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3674

Grandpa and the Computer

The computer swallowed GrandpaYes honestly, its true.He pressed 'control' and 'enter'And disappeared from view. It's devoured him completelyThe thought just makes me squirm.Maybe he's caught a virusO... read more..

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