Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20954 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

23 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3058

Children

Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle:"Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children." You spend the first 2 years of their read more..

23 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3137

Hockey Injury

Andy came to work one day, limping something awful. One of his co-workers, Josh, noticed and asked Andy what happened. Andy replied, "Oh, nothing. It's just an old hockey injury that acts up once in ... read more..

23 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

9104

Get Well Soon

A motorcycle cop was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on hi... read more..

23 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2395

Vegetable Warning

Notice! Take lettuce from top of stack, or heads will roll!... read more..

23 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2018

Complaints

"Well, I reckon you've been a pretty good horse," said the farmer. "You work hard and I ain't had to call the vet on you much. I only wish you pulled the plow a little faster." "NO!" said the horse, read more..

23 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

881

One-Liner #1509

Self-annihilating Command Authorized parking is forbidden!... read more..

'Pastor, Pastor ...' What Do Adults Really Do?

20 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4811

4 min read

'Pastor, Pastor ...' What Do Adults Really Do?

I love children. I love being around them and watching them play. Each Sunday, following morning worship service, I delight in handing out little bags of jellybeans to all the children. Just between ... read more..

20 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1028

4 min read

Getting Away With It Is Half the Fun

I must admit I don't get away with very much, and I never have. It's not that I never try. It's just that whenever I try to get away with something, it always backfires. I wish there were a class som... read more..

20 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

860

Cybersalt News - September 20, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! Today's video share is an example of how the perspective from which you look at something can really change your . . . . . . perspective on it. Above water, Flamingos are ... read more..

19 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

797

Legalism

The Game Warden stopped a deer hunter and asked to see his hunting license. "This is last year's license," the warden informed him. "I know," said the hunter, "but I shouldn't need a new license. I ... read more..

19 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

927

Quote #1946

"Art is one thing that can go on mattering once it has stopped hurting." - Elizabeth Bowen read more..

19 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

8137

Lost Ticket

Albert Einstein was also recognized as the original absent-minded professor. One day, on board a train, he was unable to find his ticket. The conductor said, "Take it easy. You'll find it." When the ... read more..

19 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2267

Midday to You

I had just moved to an address between Sunrise Ave. and Sunset Blvd., one of Sacramento's major streets, and was explaining to a clerk where my home was located for billing purposes. "I live between ... read more..

19 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

829

One-Liner #1508

Self-annihilating Command Ignore this sign!... read more..

17 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

755

1 min read

Cybersalt News - September 17, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today, for the first time in over 6 months, I had a business lunch with one of my clients. We met up at the local Denny's. Arriving at the parking lot, I put my mask on to ... read more..

16 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3003

Make a Wish

Visiting St Patrick's Cathedral on a tour of New York City, my daughter and her children were awed by the sight. The kids were especially curious about the votive candles, so my daughter asked if the... read more..

16 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4254

Catfish Fishing

Jim had an awful day fishing, sitting on the lake all day without a single bite. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish. He told the fish salesman, "Pick out the four... read more..

16 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

5281

Patent Pun

The road to the patent office is paved with good inventions.... read more..

16 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2141

Life Purpose

Two caterpillars are sitting on a leaf when a butterfly zooms by, startling them. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, you'll never get me up in one of those things."... read more..

16 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

1011

One-Liner #1507

If everything goes perfectly, something's wrong.... read more..

13 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1287

4 min read

A Musical Concert or Aggravating Noise?

To say the least, and I usually do, this summer has been quite a journey for the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and myself. I can't remember a summer equal to the one we just went through. The fac... read more..

13 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

733

Cybersalt News - September 13, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! After the recent interruption in mailings, today marks the return of Rev. James Snyder's ongoing column. Usually I included a link to his latest articles on the Cybersalt s... read more..

12 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3595

Proposal Reaction

A young man confided to his mother that he had proposed to his girlfriend and they were going to get married. "Whatsa dis?" screamed his Mother. "Who's a-gonna love you like a Momma? Who's a gonna st... read more..

12 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2497

Free Canaries

Did you hear about the pet store whose canaries were constantly flying and never landed? They gave them away for free. After all, we're all familiar with "no perches necessary."... read more..

12 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2063

For Better, For Worse

My husband retired, and for the first time in over 40 years I had to think about preparing midday meals. Tired of it after several months, I said, "I married you for better or worse, but not for lunc... read more..

12 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

868

Quote #1945

"The Christian world view insists that the face of a child with Down syndrome is infinitely more beautiful than an airbrushed model on the cover of a fashion magazine." - Albert Mohler read more..

12 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

950

One-Liner #1506

The only attitude I trust is skepticism.... read more..

10 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

720

Cybersalt News - September 10, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! If you are subscribed to the Cybersalt Digest only, you may not realize that Chicken Thursday Cybersalt News updates also go to my PearlyGates list. That list features... read more..

09 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5487

Behavior Modification

One morning I was called to pick up my son at the school nurse's office. When I walked through the main entrance, I noticed a woman, curlers in her hair, wearing pajamas. "Why are you dressed like th... read more..

09 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3867

Fractions

Who invented fractions? Henry the 1/8!... read more..

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