Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20954 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

15 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

1364

Quote #1939

"The reason many of us stop praying and become hard toward God is that we only have an emotional interest in prayer." - Oswald Chambers read more..

15 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

967

One-Liner #1501

The next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders (like a cape) and say, "Now you're SUPER ANGRY!" Maybe she'll laugh; maybe you'll die.... read more..

15 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5389

2 min read

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" The monks graciously ... read more..

15 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

7315

Band-Aids

Why do you put band-aids in the fridge? For cold cuts!... read more..

15 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2708

Superstition

There was a case in one hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11 a.m.,regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors ... read more..

13 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

728

Cybersalt News - August 13, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I just noticed that today's one liner is number 1500! Back in grade school I hated having to do lines, but apparently over that. In other news, it was a windy day at Cyber... read more..

12 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2945

Temperance River

A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said, "And i... read more..

12 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5386

2 min read

Dear Milkman…

A long time ago, when milk was delivered to the door by a milkman, people would sometimes leave notes. The following are some of those notes received by milkmen and preserved for our entertainment tod... read more..

12 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4503

Life's Bubble

"I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good for a while, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality." ~Mitch Hedberg read more..

12 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2101

Instructions

My mother was recently on a flight returning from Utah. As the plane was a small puddle jumper, the flight attendants were required to demonstrate the life vest, the oxygen mask, etc. instead of turni... read more..

12 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

1043

Quote #1938

"Pain demands to be felt, or it will demand you feel nothing at all." - Natasha Robinson read more..

12 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

993

One-Liner #1500

Whoever decided a Liquor Store is more essential than a Hair Salon is obviously a bald-headed alcoholic.... read more..

09 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1476

4 min read

It's My Birthday I'll Lie If I Want To

I’m not a proponent of lying. I don't like it when people lie. If they lie once, how do you know they're not lying again? Lately, I've been thinking about what the definition of a lie really is. Is t... read more..

09 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

688

Cybersalt News - August 9, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! Today's video share is a bit of a heavy one and I'm not sure if I have shared it before or not. If I have, please forgive me. The length and risks this reporter went t... read more..

08 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

1118

Quote #1937

"The point of prayer is not to get answers from God, but to have perfect and complete oneness with Him." - Oswald Chambers read more..

08 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

994

One-Liner #1499

If the schools are closed for too long, the parents are gonna find a vaccine before the scientists!... read more..

08 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3813

Daddy's Trick

The little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, "I'm so happy to see you grandma. Now maybe daddy will do the trick he has been promising us." The grandmother was curious. "What trick is... read more..

08 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2950

Prisonodor

"I will allow the prisoners to wear perfume," the warden consented. read more..

08 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2533

2 min read

The Scars

Some years ago on a hot summer day in south Florida a little boy decided to go for a swim in the old swimming hole behind his house. In a hurry to dive into the cool water, he ran out the back door, l... read more..

06 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

784

Cybersalt News - August 6, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Here is a secret about me that is no secret to anyone who has ever watched me work: I struggle with being organized. Back when I was pastoring local churches that fact was ... read more..

05 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

1419

Quote #1936

"While others are congratulating themselves, I lie humbly at the foot of Christ's cross and marvel that I am saved at all." - C. H. Spurgeon read more..

05 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3659

How to Clean the Toilet

How to clean the toilet: 1. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and put both lids up. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3... read more..

Frequently Asked Questions About Health Care

05 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3544

2 min read

Frequently Asked Questions About Health Care

Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase, "Hey, Moe!" Its roots go back to a concept pioneered by Doctor Moe Howard, who discovered that a patient could be made to forg... read more..

05 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2604

2 min read

Two Thousand Years of History

Outside a small Macedonian village a lone Catholic nun keeps a quiet watch over a silent convent. She is the last caretaker of this site of significant historical developments, spanning more than 2,00... read more..

05 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1906

Suspicion

One of my students could not take my college seminar final exam because of a funeral. "No problem," I told him. "Make it up the following week." That week came, and again he couldn't take the test du... read more..

05 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

911

One-Liner #1498

Commercials in 2030: Were you or someone you know overly exposed to hand sanitizer, Lysol or bleach during the 2020 Corona virus pandemic? You may be eligible for compensation!... read more..

If I Had a Nickel for Every Blunder I Made

02 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1346

4 min read

If I Had a Nickel for Every Blunder I Made

I am not very agile when it comes to finances. Do not get me wrong, I know how to spend money; it is just that I do not know how to save money. Somewhere I lost my little piggy bank. One of my father... read more..

02 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

699

Cybersalt News - August 2, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! I am grateful to tell you that the family of the overseas pastor I mentioned last week is recovering from COVID. In the end his wife and all three or their children caught ... read more..

01 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

1049

Quote #1935

"The seven capital sins are: policies without principles, wealth without work, pleasure without awareness, knowledge without character, business without morality, science without humanity, wor read more..

01 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4492

Sister Cheer Up

My sister and I are close, and that allows us to be honest with each other. One evening as I prepared for a date, I remarked, "I'm fat." "No, you're not," she scolded. "My hair is awful," I said. "... read more..

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