Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20945 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

27 Nov

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

217

🌟 Tall Tales: Ladder Rungs Stretching

Spaces between ladder rungs have increased because Americans are getting taller. Manufacturers claim it's due to climb it change.... read more..

27 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

178

Quote #2312

“Learning to love and be kind to ourselves is a lifelong journey.” - Brené Brown, Daring Greatly: How the Courage to Be Vulnerable Transforms the Way We Live, Love, Parent, and Lead... read more..

27 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

363

One-Liner #1877

When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?... read more..

27 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4617

Thanksgiving Day was approaching, and a family had received a Thanksgiving card with a painting of a pilgrim family on its way to church. Grandma showed the card to her small grandchildren, observing... read more..

27 Nov

Susan Page

Susan Davis

242

2 min read

Thank You

- photo by Susan Page“Gratitude goes beyond the 'mine' and 'thine' and claims the truth that all of life is a pure gift. In the past, I always thought of gratitude as a spontaneous response to the awa read more..

27 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2221

Remembering, Thankfulness, Appreciation

The men convalescing at a veterans' hospital during World War II were encouraged to use a nearby golf course. Not all of the patients were strong enough to complete nine holes, but most of them manag... read more..

24 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

203

Cybersalt News - November 24, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone. A month tonight will be Christmas Eve, so it's time to kick off the holiday season at Cybersalt World Headquarters. Grandma Cybersalt and I are going to start decorating t... read more..

23 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

193

Quote #2311

“I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart for so long. If we’re in each other’s dreams, we can be together all the time.” - A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh... read more..

23 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

243

One-Liner #1876

When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, "Why, what did you hear?"... read more..

23 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2514

2 min read

The Fool's Prayer

The royal feast was done; the King Sought some new sport to banish care, And to his jester cried: "Sir Fool, Kneel now, and make for us a prayer!" The jester doffed his cap and bells, And stood the m... read more..

23 Nov

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

207

Bull-iant Idea

Bob: My friend opened a petting zoo with just one bull, but nobody went. Mike: Why? Bob: He was charging too much.... read more..

23 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3380

More Bulletin Bloopers

The youth group has raised almost $500 for drug abuse. "Correction: The following typo appeared in our last bulletin: 'Lunch will be gin at 12:15.' Please correct to read '12 noon.' " Any church mem... read more..

23 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

284

4 min read

Did You See My Key?

My life has been bombarded with questions from the beginning of the day until I fall asleep at night. For the most part, I don’t prioritize questions. Usually, when people ask me a question, there is... read more..

🏌️‍♂️ A Golfer's Guide to Accidental Chaos

21 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3149

🏌️‍♂️ A Golfer's Guide to Accidental Chaos

After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, "Did... read more..

21 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

204

Cybersalt News - November 21, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We got another wallop this week from what the weather people called a "bomb-cyclone." I think they called it that because they didn't want people to panick, lol. We did not... read more..

20 Nov

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

186

Procrastination Confessions

I never finish anything. I have a black belt in partial arts.... read more..

20 Nov

Susan Page

Susan Davis

270

This Life

- photo by Susan PageThis life can be lived with abundanceNew chapters are yet to unfoldEach page holds a mystery that’s hiddenWith treasures worth more than pure gold I can’t see the path, but God’s read more..

20 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

187

Quote #2310

“Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.” - Erma Bombeck... read more..

20 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

205

One-Liners #1875

I hate when a couple argues in public, and I missed the beginning and don't know whose side I'm on.... read more..

20 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2224

In-Law Letter

When the man came home, his wife was crying. "Your mother insulted me," she sobbed. "My mother? How could she do that? She's on vacation on the other side of the world!" the man said. "I know. But ... read more..

20 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4878

Better by Train

A large two-engine train was crossing America. After they had gone some distance, one of the engines broke down. "No problem," the engineer thought and carried on at half power. Fart... read more..

17 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

207

Cybersalt News - November 17, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone. A few weeks ago I noticed the wheels on our car were spinning sliding when we were on wet roads. When I looked at our tires I noticed the rubber was getting pretty hard an... read more..

16 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

208

Quote #2309

“It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars.” - Garrison Keillor... read more..

16 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

209

One-Liner #1874

Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes; that would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head. That'll freak you right out.... read more..

16 Nov

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

213

Laugh Your Sums Off ➕😂

A few puns make me numb, but math puns make me number.... read more..

16 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2261

2 min read

Pao, Senhor?

He couldn't have been over six years old. Dirty face, barefooted, torn T-shirt, matted hair. He wasn't too different from the other hundred thousand or so street orphans that roam Rio de J... read more..

16 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4827

2 min read

Actual Church Bulletin Bloopers

(From the Archives back in 1999) 1) Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. 2) The outreach committee has enlisted read more..

16 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

430

4 min read

I Sure Miss Being a Spoiled Brat

After my last doctor's visit, I went to the Publix pharmacy to pick up new medicine. Doctors have a pill for every problem in the world—if only they all worked. I was early at the store, and my medic... read more..

14 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

190

Cybersalt News - November 14, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Storm season has returned to Cybersalt World Headquarters. We have being getting hit from all directions. It's working out well for Grandma Cybersalt because each time we h... read more..

Why You Should Avoid the Hard Rock Cafe: A Funny Warning

13 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3276

Why You Should Avoid the Hard Rock Cafe: A Funny Warning

Hey all, I am not usually into scare-mongering and internet-based rumor spreading, however this came to me earlier to day and it is something I felt I ought to share. I am sure that like minded people... read more..

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