Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20954 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 29, 2020

Sunday Greetings everyone! Here's another video with a great message for us in these times: Rev. James Snyder thinks grandchildren are great and he understands the role that Grandfathers play in t... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
696

Cybersalt News - April 5, 2020

Palm Sunday Greetings everyone! As we enter into Holy Week, most of us do so unable to gather together with others. Of course that is nothing new for many of Jesus' followers who have ill health or l... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1101

Quote #1901

"Even though we do not know what is around every bend in the road, God does." - David Jeremiah read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1072

One-Liner #1463

I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4019

Faithful Service Gift

I recall a story my father used to tell about a pastor who had been at a church for 20 years. To show their appreciation for all his years of faithful service, the congregation decided to collect an o... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2637

Early Rhymer

I once knew a poet who would start writing his poetry immediately when he got up. He went from bed to verse.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2362

Success Starts with Beginning

You don't need to know all of your answers in advance to solve a problem or to reach your goal. But you must have a clear idea of the problem or the goal you want to reach in advance. Everyone who ac... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4302

Parking Trip

While walking through a parking lot, I tripped and fell flat on my face. As I was lying there, a woman stopped her car and called out, "Are you hurt?" "No, I'm fine," I said. "Oh, good," she cont... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
765

Cybersalt News - April 2, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to Richard T. for today's chicken picture. It was obviously taken before the days of social distancing - step back from the chicken, Richard!!! The pandemic has mad... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1346

Quote #1900

"When you make a conscious choice to be happy, no one can take it away from you because no one gave it to you: you gave it to yourself." - Unknown read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1200

Marriage Award

I think of myself as a trophy husband: sure it was a participation trophy, but still ...... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1190

One-Liner #1462

My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately, that when I pee it cleans the toilet!... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3333

Hashing it Out

I was working as a short-order cook at two restaurants in the same neighborhood. On a Saturday night, I was finishing up the dinner shift at one restaurant and hurrying to report to work at the second... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2003

Prayer, Government

A little boy wanted $100 very badly. He prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. So, he decided to write a letter to God requesting $100. When the postal authorities received the letter to "God, USA",... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1141
4 min read

Time Alone Is Time Invested

During the past week, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly have been spending quite a bit of time together. I cannot recall any time that we have spent this much time together. The ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
2240

Quote #1899

  I have a great need for Christ: I have a great Christ for my need. - Charles Spurgeon read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1150

Contest Dejection

I just can't get over the fact that I lost that fishing tournament! I'm still reeling.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1115

One-Liner #1461

Friendly checkout clerk... thanks for keeping me that way!... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3595

Waiting for Years

We had built our dream house some years ago, and furnished it with quality pieces as we could afford them. Now the delivery truck carrying the last purchase, a new bedroom suite, was pulling into the ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2273

The Fight Within

An old Cherokee chief is teaching his grandson about life: "A fight is going on inside me," he said to the boy. "It is a terrible fight and it is between two wolves. "One is evil - he is anger, envy,... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
847

Cybersalt News - March 26, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I am often embarrassed by some of the stuff that is put out there in the name of Jesus and His church. Not so with this wonderful video: Enjoy the rest of today's mailin... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1235

Quote #1898

"If we close our minds to church history, we say in effect that the story of what GOD has done since that time means nothing to us." - J. Philip Arthur read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1243

Legume Passing

RIP Mr. Peanut, you'll have an open casket - it will be ajar.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1179

One-Liner #1460

I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted paychecks!... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3893

Jury Selection

The tiresome jury selection process continued, each side hotly contesting and dismissing potential jurors. Don O'Brian was called for his question session. "Property holder?" "Yes, I am, Your Honor.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Best Service

A soldier, a marine, and an airman got into a fight about which service was best. The fight was so heated they eventually killed each other. Soon, they found themselves in Heaven. Seeing St. Pete... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3406

Seen in the Cafeteria

At work, my dad noticed that the name of an employee was the same as an old friend. He found the man's e-mail address and sent him a message. When Dad received a reply, he was insulted and fired back... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2435

Prayer, Faith

A tale is told about a small town that had historically been "dry," but then a local businessman decided to build a tavern. A group of Christians from a local church were concerned and planned an all... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1183
4 min read

The World Needs More Grandfathers

As time has gone by, I have learned a few things. According to the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage, I have not learned enough yet, but that's just her opinion. She gave me a great compliment the ot... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 22, 2020

Sunday Greetings everyone! In this time in which we are living, this song settles my soul. Rev. James Snyder uses a computer but his old, long-gone typewriter still holds a place in his heart! You... read more..