Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20954 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

21 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

1435

Quote #1897

"A real sign of spiritual maturity is looking to God for purpose and perspective instead of comfort and convenience." - Lysa TerKeurst read more..

21 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1318

Defining Thanks

Thanks for teaching me the meaning of plethora. It means alot!... read more..

21 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

1132

One-Liner #1459

Now that we have everyone washing their hands correctly, next week: turn signals!!!... read more..

21 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4491

The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in floods of tears. "Darling, whatever is the matter?" he asked. "Sweetheart," she sobbed, "the most terrible thing has happ... read more..

21 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2598

What's Important Is…

What's important is... not what kind of car you drive, but rather how many people you give a lift. What's important is... not the size of your house, but rather the number of people you welcome into ... read more..

19 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

795

Cybersalt News - March 19, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! In these days of social distancing I thought it might be nice to meet together in an online Zoom call. I have set one up for tomorrow, Friday March 20th at 1:00pm (that is... read more..

18 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3256

Full Hotel

A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago was stranded late one night at a fashionable resort - one that did not admit Jews. The desk clerk looked down at his book and said, "Sorry, no ro... read more..

18 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

1334

Quote #1896

"People don't drift toward holiness, they drift toward compromise and call it tolerance, and drift toward disobedience and call it freedom." - D. A. Carson read more..

18 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1241

Well Understood Husband

My wife thinks I over-analyse our marriage, which, to be frank completely contradicts the findings of my report.... read more..

18 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

1109

Oneliner # 1458

You! Off my planet!... read more..

18 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3363

Moving Smith

Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and ... read more..

18 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2203

Christian Capitalism

A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Near the cash register he saw a display of caps with "WWJD" printed on all of them. He was puzzled over what the letters could mean, but could... read more..

15 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

766

Cybersalt News - March 15, 2020

Sunday Greetings everyone! You have already heard enough about that thing that is going on so let's have a little break from it together. Rev. James Snyder is a man who likes his peanut butter and d... read more..

14 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1146

Podcast Snack

I went shopping for cherries and a microphone. Bought a bing; bought a boom.... read more..

14 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

1352

Quote #1895

"Every ransomed man owes his salvation to the fact that during the days of his sinning God kept the door of mercy open by refusing to accept any of his evil acts as final." - A. W. Tozer read more..

14 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

1093

One-liner #1457

Whisper my favorite words, "I'll buy it for you."... read more..

14 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1612

Skip Church

I work for a radio and television station owned by a Catholic university. We were quite surprised to get a complaint about our traffic reporter being "anti-Catholic." At first we didn't have a clue a... read more..

14 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3412

Kids' Kitchen Terms

BOIL: The point a parent reaches upon hearing the automatic "Yuck" before a food is even tasted. CASSEROLE: Combination of favorite foods that go uneaten because they are mixed together. DESSERT: Th... read more..

12 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3485

Baptismal Witness

A father is in church with three of his young children, including his five year old daughter. As was customary, he sat in the very front row so that the children could properly witness the service. ... read more..

12 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

770

Cybersalt News - March 12, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Well, isn't this an interesting time we are all living in! While I certainly have my own thoughts and feelings about current events, I want to share with you a wonderful em... read more..

11 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

1389

Quote #1894

"I walk down memory lane because I love running into you." - unknown read more..

11 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1648

Are You One of Them?

There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny.... read more..

11 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

1048

One-liner #1456

Meandering to a different drummer.... read more..

11 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1655

Golf Attendance

The little church in the suburbs suddenly stopped buying from its regular office supply dealer. So, the dealer telephoned Deacon Brown to ask why. "I'll tell you why," said Deacon Brown. "Our church ... read more..

11 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3325

Odd News Reports

*"The license fee for altered dogs with a certificate will be $3 and for pets owned by senior citizens who have not been altered the fee will be $1.50." *"Dr. Benjamin Porter visited the school yeste read more..

08 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

735

Cybersalt News - March 8, 2020

Sunday Greetings everyone! I have some exciting Cybersalt News for you! As you know Cybersalt is helping refugees and persecuted Christians through the Be a Billionaire Fundraiser and a number ... read more..

07 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

1351

One-liner #1455

Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done.... read more..

07 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1361

Instagroan

I have a friend who tried to take a selfie in the shower, but the image was too blurry. He has selfie steam issues.... read more..

07 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1692

3 min read

Self-Righteousness Committee

Apologies to all for this obnoxious illustration. If you can stick it out to the end, you will be vindicated. Praise God, everyone! Welcome to our annual membership re-commitment committee. Think of ... read more..

07 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7721

Roman Numerals

One of my college friends asked a group of us for advice on organizing his final report for the year. "Why don't you use Roman numerals to head the different sections?" one of them suggested. "I tho... read more..

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