Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20954 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

07 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

1611

Quote #1893

No one is going to stand up at your funeral and say, "She had a really expensive couch and great shoes." Don't make life about stuff. - unknown read more..

05 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

722

Cybersalt News - March 5, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to Ruth B. who sent in today's chicken picture. Apparently they're pretty friendly in Kuai, Hawaii! You may have noticed there was no mailing on Sunday. I worked ve... read more..

04 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3289

2 min read

Smuggling Stumper

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He has two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?" "Sand," answered Juan. The guard says, "We'll just s... read more..

04 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1586

Clear Customer Communication

Torrential rainstorms were knocking down power lines all over town. That meant, as a customer service rep for the electric company, I was dispatching repairmen right and left. When one lineman called... read more..

04 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3246

Bigger Piece

One night at the dinner table, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. Now you take the large one and leave me the smaller; you don't... read more..

01 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1119

4 min read

Have Nose, Will Sneeze

Many things about me could be called into question, and a lot has. I get that. However, the most attractive thing about me is my nose. I am not sure of the reason why, it looks like anybody else’s nos... read more..

29 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

522

One-liner #1454

Nice perfume; must you marinate in it??... read more..

29 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

1613

Quote #1892

"Don't ask kids what they want to be when they grow up but what problems do they want to solve. This changes the conversation from who do I want to work for, to what do I need to learn to be able to read more..

29 Feb

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1369

Pet Names

My goldfish are named Major, Minor, Dorian, Lydian and Diminished. The only way I can tell them apart is by their scales.... read more..

27 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3316

Troubled Father

A Jewish father was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it. "I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive bar mitzvah, cost me a fortune to educate him... read more..

27 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1778

Generation Ford

"When my husband, Mark, took his beat-up pickup truck to our insurance agent for a pre-insurance inspection, the teen-age receptionist was sent to look over the truck. Armed with a checklist and a few read more..

27 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3658

White Hairs

One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly notices that her mother has several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brun... read more..

27 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

760

Cybersalt News - February 27, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thank you to H. McCarthy who sent in today's chicken picture. Also, thanks to subscriber "SmackTavish" for letting me know that last Sunday's "Security" illustration shoul... read more..

26 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

1149

One-liner #1453

If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.... read more..

26 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

1619

Quote #1891

"Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always." - Brad Meltzer read more..

26 Feb

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1263

Petrolfied

Who can drink 2 litres of gasoline? Jerry can!... read more..

23 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1401

Security

A friend who lives in NYC has six locks on his door; all in a row. When he goes out, he only locks every other one. That way, no matter how long somebody tries to pick the locks, they are always lock... read more..

10 Ways You Know Your Internet Connection Is A Little Slow

23 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

1711

10 Ways You Know Your Internet Connection Is A Little Slow

1. Text on Web pages displays as Morse Code. 2. Graphics arrive via FedEx. 3. You believe a heavier string might improve your connection. 4. You post a message to your favorite newsgroup and it dis read more..

23 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

739

Cybersalt News - February 23, 2020

Sunday Greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder has been having having more fun with telemarketers and his cell phone. You can read "Did I Just Call Myself?" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/did-i-... read more..

22 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

1289

One-liner #1452

Suburbia: Where they tear out the trees and then name streets after them.... read more..

22 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

1048

Quote #1890

"Raise your words, not your voice. It is rain that grows flowers, not thunder." - Rumi read more..

22 Feb

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1165

Label Truth

That "best by" date stamp is really just a spoiler alert.... read more..

20 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

741

Cybersalt News - February 20, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - 02-20-2020! Thanks to Forrest G. for today's chicken picture which came at a very good time! The last couple of days have been a little glum for me here at Cybersalt Worl... read more..

19 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3046

Finding Danny

"Oh, No!" he gasped as he surveyed the disaster before him. Never in his 40 years of life had he seen anything like it. How anyone could have survived he did not know. He could only hope that somewhe read more..

19 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

1146

One-liner #1451

Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control.... read more..

19 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

1597

Quote #1889

"Faith, however, is not intellectual understanding; faith is a deliberate commitment to the person of Jesus Christ, even when I can't see the way ahead." - Oswald Chambers read more..

19 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2251

Leadership

On my four-year-old daughter's first trip to Disneyland, she couldn't wait to get on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. As the car zoomed through the crazy rooms, into the path of a speeding train, and through wal... read more..

19 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

8645

Three Times Seven

Rick, fresh out of accounting school, went to an interview for a good paying job. The company boss asked various questions about him and his education, and at the very end asked him, "What is three ti... read more..

19 Feb

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1288

Try the Housse Salad

He: I'll have the mouse, please. Waitress: That's mousse, sir. He: Never mind then; that'll be way too much food.... read more..

16 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1286

4 min read

I Sure Miss My Old Typewriter

I was going through my office the other day looking for something, and then I saw it for the first time in many years. It was my old typewriter. Most people today have no idea what the typewriter is.... read more..

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