Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20956 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

19 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2251

Leadership

On my four-year-old daughter's first trip to Disneyland, she couldn't wait to get on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. As the car zoomed through the crazy rooms, into the path of a speeding train, and through wal... read more..

19 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

8646

Three Times Seven

Rick, fresh out of accounting school, went to an interview for a good paying job. The company boss asked various questions about him and his education, and at the very end asked him, "What is three ti... read more..

19 Feb

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1288

Try the Housse Salad

He: I'll have the mouse, please. Waitress: That's mousse, sir. He: Never mind then; that'll be way too much food.... read more..

16 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1286

4 min read

I Sure Miss My Old Typewriter

I was going through my office the other day looking for something, and then I saw it for the first time in many years. It was my old typewriter. Most people today have no idea what the typewriter is.... read more..

16 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

714

Cybersalt News - February 16, 2020

Sunday Greetings everyone! Yes, last Chicken Thursday I shared the wrong link for the new "No Overnight Parking" funny picture - another error between my keyboard and my seat. Thanks for catching tha... read more..

15 Feb

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1289

Ears First

I won a chocolate bunny at the fair. It was a hollow victory.... read more..

15 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

1386

Quote #1888

"Be careful when you blindly follow the Masses ... sometimes the 'M' is silent." - unknown read more..

15 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2324

Bullying

A young fellow by the name of Sammy liked to hang out at Mom and Pop's Grocery Store. Pop didn't know what Sammy's problem was, but the other boys would tease him all the time, calling him Slow Sammy,... read more..

15 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3230

Passing Pain

An elderly couple are both lying in bed one morning, having just awaken from a good night's sleep. He takes her hand and she responds, "Don't touch me." "Why not?" he asks. She answers back, "Becau... read more..

15 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

1099

One-liner #1450

Adults are just kids who owe money.... read more..

13 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

686

Cybersalt News - February 13, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - thanks again to Kathy M. for another chicken picture! Send yours to [email protected] There's a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "N... read more..

12 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4038

2 min read

Old Testament Computing

An old bearded shepherd, with a crooked staff, walks up to a stone pulpit and says: And lo it came to pass that the trader by the name of Abraham.com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of... read more..

12 Feb

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

1792

No Overnight Parking

One of the more labor intensive methods of preventingovernight parking! ... read more..

12 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3792

Just Like Mother

Manny was getting older. Most of his friends had already gotten married, and Manny just bounced from one relationship to the next. Finally a friend asked him, "What's the matter, are you looking for ... read more..

12 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2170

Fads

The clerk in a shoe store was trying hard to persuade his customer that a pair of uncomfortable shoes fit her. "I'm telling you, these shoes are too pointed and too narrow," argued the customer. "Bu... read more..

12 Feb

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1261

Solitary Man

Engagement ring: aka a Kneel Diamond.... read more..

12 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

1306

Quote #1887

"A church cannot survive long-term where members are focused on their own preferences." - Thom Rainer read more..

12 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

1109

One-liner #1449

I pretend to work; they pretend to pay me.... read more..

09 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1386

4 min read

Did I Just Call Myself?

I am old enough to remember those days when there was nothing like cell phones. Oh, those quiet, golden silent days. At the time, I did not realize just how wonderful that time was. Every time you ne... read more..

09 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

707

Cybersalt News - February 9, 2020

Sunday Greetings everyone! A big thank you to Steve R. for letting me know that Thursday's item entitled "Paid in Full" is actually the song "No Charge", sung by Steve and Annie Chapman:store.stevean... read more..

08 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

1118

Quote #1886

"Worship is a declaration of war against everything that says God can't." - Louis Giglio read more..

08 Feb

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1209

Ranch Math

Cowboy: Could you help me round up my eighteen cows? Me: Sure. That will be twenty cows.... read more..

08 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

1113

One-Liner #1448

I started out with nothing and still have most of it left!... read more..

08 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3966

Eulogy

The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, what an honest man he was, and what a loving husband and kind fa... read more..

08 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2279

The Academic 23rd Psalm

The Lord and I are in a shepherd-sheep relationship, and I am in a position of negative need. He prostrates me in a green-belt grazing area, and conducts me into lateral proximity with a non-torrenti... read more..

06 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

756

Cybersalt News - February 6, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There's not much Cybersalt news today (that's fit to print 😉) so I thought today I'd share a fun YouTube video with you. It'a great reminder that humor is one of the things... read more..

05 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4066

Atheist Theology

On the Upper West Side lived a man who was a very militant atheist but he sent his son to Trinity School because, despite its Christian roots, it was a great school. After a month, the boy came home ... read more..