Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20956 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

08 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1983

Gallantry

Sandra was out driving her car and while stopped at a red light, the car just died. It was a busy intersection, and the traffic behind her starting growing. The guy in the car directly behind her sta... read more..

08 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

1187

One-Liner #1443

Well, this day was a total waste of make-up!... read more..

08 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4286

Bonus

Here's hoping there is no one like this at your workplace. Faced with hard times, the company offered a bonus of one thousand dollars to any employee who could come up with a way of saving money. Th... read more..

05 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

1225

Quote #1880

"God grant me the serenity to accept the people I cannot change, the courage to change the one I can, and the wisdom to know it's me." ~ Rev. Tracey Dawson read more..

05 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1173

Watch Who's Watching

Don't be worried about your smartphone and TV spying on you. Your vacuum has been gathering dirt on you for years!... read more..

05 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

763

Cybersalt News - January 5, 2020

Sunday Greetings everyone - and Happy New Year! I hope it's a great year for you full of many blessings. Sorry that there was no mailing on the first Chicken Thursday of the year. The day before we h... read more..

04 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

1161

One-Liner #1442

Marriage Tip: "Every time you talk to your wife, your mind should remember that . . . 'This conversation will be recorded for training and quality purposes.'"... read more..

04 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2183

Respect

While the soldiers stood at attention during a parade, a private waved to someone in the crowd. "Jones, never do that again!" the drill instructor whispered. But a few minutes later, the soldier wave... read more..

04 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7196

Seat Sacrifice

On the way back to New York as I was sitting in the Phoenix airport, they announced that the flight to Vegas was full. The airline was looking for volunteers to give up their seats. In exchange, they'... read more..

04 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1230

4 min read

Oh, Those Alluring Lizardly Eyes

After months of planning and rearranging our schedule, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage finally organized a little vacation time for Christmas. It takes an awful lot of work for her and, I let ... read more..

29 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

828

Cybersalt News - December 29, 2019

Sunday Greetings everyone! This is the last Cybersalt mailing of the year and the decade! May God bless each and every one of you as the number rolls over and Jesus remains the same. Rev. James... read more..

28 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3380

Christmas Thank You

The pastor of the church was looking over the cradle in the church's soon to be put away nativity scene when he noticed that the baby Jesus was missing from among the figures. Immediately he turned a... read more..

Proper Etiquette for Returning Christmas gifts

28 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

6041

5 min read

Proper Etiquette for Returning Christmas gifts

The Christmas frenzy is over and the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly are sitting back surveying our Christmas plunder. Only a few days ago, the house was ablaze with Christmas light... read more..

28 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

1276

Quote #1879

"If serving is below you, leadership is beyond you." - Unknown read more..

28 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1573

Test Anxiety

Next week we have a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.... read more..

28 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

1232

One-Liner #1441

Don't bother me; I'm living happily ever after.... read more..

28 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3721

Simple Operation

A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. "What's the matter?" he was asked. He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation. Don't worry, I'm sur... read more..

26 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1315

Hey You Kids . . .

“How’s it going, Mr. Jello?” “Same mould same mould.”... read more..

26 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2326

Many Happy Returns

"'Twas the day after Christmas and all through the room Strewn wrappings were crying for use of a broom. The children were scattered the friends' gifts exploring Since now most of th read more..

26 Dec

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

1967

Christmas Tree Pack

Here's a post Christmas time saving tip! ... read more..

26 Dec

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4027

Minnesota Chill

The temperature had taken an overnight plunge, and Minnesota reaffirmed its reputation as one of the nation's coldest states. Despite a wind-chill of minus 40, the steelworkers erecting a TV tower in... read more..

26 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4152

Goober Grave Readers

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:
https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober

Three goobers, Bubba, Earl and Jeb, were walking home late one night and found themselves on the road that led past the old graveyard. "Come have a look over here", says Bubba, "It's Ze... read more..

26 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

1163

Quote #1878

'Jesus didn't say, "Come to me all who are crushing it, living your best life and I will give you rest." He said, "Come to me all you are weary and I will give you rest." If you're discouraged, tire read more..

26 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

850

Cybersalt News - December 26, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Did you know the day after Christmas is Boxing Day here in Canada (also the UK, Australia, Trinidad and Tobago, New Zealand and maybe others)? Most Canadians, including mys... read more..

25 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

1229

One-Liner #1440

I really want to buy one of the grocery checkout dividers but the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back.... read more..

22 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

829

Cybersalt News - December 22, 2019

Sunday Greetings everyone! This is the last Cybersalt mailing of the year and the decade! May God bless each and every one of you as the number rolls over and Jesus remains the same! Rev. James Snyd... read more..

22 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2031

Ah, Dearest Jesus

Ah, dearest Jesus, holy Child, Make thee a bed, soft, undefiled, Within my heart, that it may be A quiet chamber kept for Thee. My heart for very joy doth leap, My lips no more can silence keep, I to... read more..

22 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3732

2 min read

Last Minute Suggestions

Automotive Gift Suggestions - Just in Time for Last Minute Christmas Shopping If you have an "Automotive Minded" person in your life, these gift suggestions should be considered. 1. Tire Air Change ... read more..

22 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

1171

Quote #1877

"You can read every fairy tale that was ever written, every mystery thriller, every ghost story, and you will never find anything so shocking, so strange, so weird and spellbinding as the story of the read more..

22 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

1279

One-Liner #1439

Does your train of thought have a caboose?... read more..

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