Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20945 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

13 Nov

Susan Page

Susan Davis

264

3 min read

Not Yet Paradise

- photo by Susan PageA few days before an election that captured world attention, I was visiting a local botanical garden. After strolling through the spectacular outdoor gardens, I wandered into the read more..

13 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

215

Quote #2308

Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor, but because we cannot satisfy the rich. - Unknown... read more..

13 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

225

One-Liner #1873

Learning English: Before was was was, was was is.... read more..

13 Nov

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

211

Parting Ways with Style

My balding friend bought a new wig before moving away. So got him a comb ... as a parting gift.... read more..

13 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5014

2 min read

Funny Answering Machines

"Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets." "Greetings, you have reached read more..

10 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

209

Cybersalt News - November 10, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone. My friend, Dr. Mark Wagner, turned 65 yesterday. My friend, Dr. Harold McNabb, turned 77 earlier this year. I've always known that as I aged I would probably be seeing phy... read more..

09 Nov

Illustrations

Susan Davis

403

2 min read

The Ambulance Down in the Valley

‘Twas a dangerous cliff, as they freely confessed,Though to walk near its crest was so pleasant;But over its terrible edge there had slippedA duke and full many a peasant.So the people said something ... read more..

09 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

277

Quote #2307

"If you can't see the sun you will be impressed with a street light. If you've never felt thunder and lightning you'll be impressed with fireworks. And if you turn your back on the greatness and majes read more..

09 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

235

One-Liner #1872

I run like the winded.... read more..

09 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

7577

Egotistical Encounter

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.... read more..

09 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7622

The Head Hog

The secretary picked up the phone and heard a very "countryfied" voice on the other end saying; "I want to talk to the head hog at the trough!" Puzzled, the secretary said, "Excuse me sir?" He repea... read more..

09 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2455

One Hundred Dollars from God

A Post Office worker at the main sorting office finds an unstamped, poorly hand-written envelope addressed to God. He opens it and discovers it is from an elderly lady, distressed because some thief ... read more..

09 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

329

4 min read

As If I Didn’t Already Know

I've been accused of many things throughout my life, but never having a great memory. It's not that I don't try to remember things; I can't remember things I'm supposed to remember. It has nothing to... read more..

08 Nov

Uncategorised

Pastor Tim

167

2 min read

test

On Friday, Nov. 1, 2024, the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services (CMS) released their 2025 Medicare Physician Fee Schedule and Quality Payment Program final rule. The AAFP released this stateme... read more..

07 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

229

Cybersalt News - November 7, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! The security camera at Cybersalt World Headquarters keeps alerting me that it has detected a human, but in reality it is misidentifying a spider who is persistently buildin... read more..

Laughing from the Grave: A Millionaire's Unique Will

06 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3245

Laughing from the Grave: A Millionaire's Unique Will

A millionaire informed his attorney, "I want a stipulation in my will that my wife is to inherit everything, but ONLY if she remarries within six months of my death." "Why such an odd stipulation?" a... read more..

06 Nov

Susan Page

Susan Davis

267

3 min read

The Big One

- photo by Susan PageIf we live long enough, we will all experience the big one, and I am not referring to a natural disaster. Whatever we decide the big one is … 40, 50, 60 or more, these milestone read more..

06 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

203

Quote #2306

"It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else." - Erma Bombeck read more..

06 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

243

One-Liner #1871

I finally got eight hours of sleep; it took me three days, but whatever.... read more..

06 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4573

Helpful Executive

A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive an... read more..

06 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3518

Spice Up Your Text! 🌶️✏️

Editing is a rewording activity.... read more..

06 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2136

Rejecting Rejection

The next time your application for a job is rejected fill this letter out and send it back. Dear [Interviewer's Name]: Thank you for your letter of [Date of Interview]. After careful consider... read more..

03 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

222

Cybersalt News - November 3, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone. Today, different places around the world did or didn't turn their clocks back an hour from daylight savings time. Grandma Cybersalt and I did, which means we got an extra ... read more..

02 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

206

Quote #2305

"Compassion is not a virtue - it is a commitment. It's not something we have or don't have - it's something we choose to practice." - Brené Brown read more..

02 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

404

4 min read

You Break It, You Fix It

Every once in a while, I hear or see something that reminds me of my father. He’s been gone for over 15 years, but his memory is still fresh in my mind. His most famous saying that I remember was, “I... read more..

02 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

236

One-Liner #1870

My luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb.... read more..

02 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4811

Sharing by Example

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If... read more..

02 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4825

Walking Economy

A guy is walking down the street with his friend. He says to his friend, "I'm a walking economy." His friend replies, "How's that?" "It's like this -- my hair line is in recession, my stomach is a v... read more..

02 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1765

Rancher's Bullish Security

A rancher applied for a loan at a bank. "How much do you want to borrow?" asked the loan interviewer. "Twenty-five thousand dollars." "All right, but you'll have to show security. How many bulls do ... read more..

Funny Tricks to Test Your Man's Patience 😂

31 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3334

Funny Tricks to Test Your Man's Patience 😂

*Ways To Drive A Man Crazy* ~ Take the batteries out of all the remotes in the house. ~ Organize his workshop, bedroom, or other special place. ~ Bribe his faithful dog away from him with a steady read more..

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