Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20956 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

20 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

2580

Quote #1868

"And when you choose a life partner, you're choosing a lot of things, including your parenting partner and someone who will deeply influence your children, your eating companion for about 20,000 mea read more..

20 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3888

Construction Accents

An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman ... read more..

20 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2066

Normal Life

"Normal" is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work, driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for, in order to get to the job that you need so you can pay for the clothes, c read more..

20 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3632

Listen for the Word

Our five-year-old son went to a church conference with my wife and me. He got restless, so my wife handed him a pad and pencil and suggested he mark down every time the speaker said the word "and." A... read more..

17 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

741

Cybersalt News - November 17, 2019

Sunday Greetings everyone. Rev. James Snyder was very excited about a coupon for a free donut until he had to argue about the taxonomy of what is and isn't a donut. Free doesn't matter if you can't g... read more..

16 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1278

4 min read

What's in a name, anyway?

I cannot express how ecstatic I was when someone gave me a coupon for a free donut. Normally, I am not overly excited about “free.” All I had to do was fill out a little survey online and they would ... read more..

16 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

1228

One-Liner #1429

Only variables remain constant.... read more..

16 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

1971

Quote #1867

"A woman's family is held together by her wisdom, but it can be destroyed by her foolishness." - Proverbs 19:14 read more..

16 Nov

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1300

Winter Geometry

Today I made a snow angle.... read more..

16 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2824

Mysterious Ways, Signs, God Talking

A pastor was working late on a Saturday night at the Almighty God Tabernacle. Around 10:00 PM he decided to call his wife before he left for home. Although the pastor let the phone ring several times... read more..

16 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3411

Finest Equipment

Morris had been playing golf for years, and he had the finest equipment, but his technique never improved a bit. As his friend watched, he teed up at the first hole and promptly drove a brand-new bal... read more..

14 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

722

Cybersalt News - November 14, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Here is a Cybersalt World Headquarters office temperature update: the new fireplace is ordered and I'm looking forward to it being installed in the next couple of weeks. Ho... read more..

13 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3832

2 min read

Clown Substitute

"If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober A lady is giving a party for her granddaughter, and has go read more..

13 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

2350

Quote #1866

"Every church is a congregation of sinners...and if that isn't bad enough, they all have sinners for pastors." - Eugene Peterson read more..

13 Nov

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1345

Panning Observation

He who is without oil shall throw the first rod. - Compressions 8.7:1... read more..

13 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

1153

One-Liner #1428

Self-Annihilating Sentence: Attitudes Activity is a waste of time!... read more..

13 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4189

2 min read

Memo Differences

Memo from Director General to Manager: Today at 11 o'clock there will be a total eclipse of the sun. This is when the sun disappears behind the moon for two minutes. As this is something that cannot ... read more..

13 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1973

Respect and Position

During the eight years he served as Eisenhower's vice president, Richard Nixon had many reminders of the esteem accorded to people in his position. Once, the Nixons were staying at a hotel in Chicago ... read more..

10 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

688

Cybersalt News - November 10, 2019

Sunday Greetings everyone. Amidst society's shifting thoughts about ageing, Rev. James Snyder is grateful he can still make new memories with God. You can read "Getting Old Is Not for Sissies" at:www... read more..

09 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

1492

Quote #1865

"If the message you preach isn't good news for every person from every tribe, tongue, and nation, then it isn't the real gospel." - Nathan Finn read more..

09 Nov

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1304

Desk Jockey

First day as a police officer ... Captain: "Why did you call for back up?" Me: "There was a fly in my car." Swat Team Leader: "What exactly do you think we do??"... read more..

09 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

1161

One-Liner #1427

Self-Annihilating One-Liners: The Way of the World Transience is here to stay.... read more..

09 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1640

4 min read

Getting Old Is Not for Sissies

I will not admit to being old, but I am older than I was 10 years ago. Those 10 years have been filled with all kinds of things helping me to get older. I saw an article that said that 60 is the new ... read more..

09 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4399

Military Computer

Officers at a military installation were being lectured about a new computer. The training officer said the computer was able to withstand nuclear and chemical attacks. Suddenly, he saw that one of t... read more..

07 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

688

Cybersalt News - November 7, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! If you live in a part of the world that turns the clocks back an hour in the fall, you know we're heading into the dark days of the year. I hope you are a snug and cozy as ... read more..

06 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

1722

Quote #1864

"It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken adults..." - F. Douglass read more..

06 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3199

2 min read

Ecumenical Golf

The Pope met with his Cardinals to discuss a proposal from the leader of Israel. "Your Holiness", said one of his Cardinals, the Prime Minister wants to challenge you to a game of golf to show the fri... read more..

06 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3442

Good News/Bad News

The slave driver of the Roman ship stared down at his slaves and yelled, "I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that you'll be getting double rations tonight." The mumbling of the happ... read more..