Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20956 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

06 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4026

Thoughts on Genealogy

~ Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people. ~ I trace my family history so I will know who to blame. ~ Can a first cousin, once removed, return? ~ Searching for lost relatives? Win the lot... read more..

06 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2044

Family Relations

Congratulating a friend after her son and daughter got married within a month of each other, a woman asked, "What kind of boy did your daughter marry?" "Oh, he's wonderful," gushed the mother. "He le... read more..

03 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

670

Cybersalt News - November 3, 2019

Sunday Greetings everyone. Grandma Cybersalt is back so I am happy to offer the full menu in today's digest! The definition of a "Good Day" has changed over the years for Rev. James Snyder. You can ... read more..

02 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

1170

Quote #1863

What is sin? Sin is the glory of God not honored,the holiness of God not reverenced,the greatness of God not admired,the power of God not praised,the truth of God not sought,the wisdom of God read more..

02 Nov

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1214

Planetary Emotion

The only thing that flat-earthers fear ... ...is sphere itself.... read more..

02 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

1194

One-Liner #1425

Self-Annihilating Sentences A good system can transform complexity into chaos!... read more..

If Every Dog Has Its Day I Should Be Barking

02 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1315

4 min read

If Every Dog Has Its Day I Should Be Barking

Lately, I have been getting behind in my work schedule. Just when I think I am caught up, I discover something I had forgotten about. If only I could forget what I forgot, I would be happy. I am pret... read more..

02 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3681

Political Correctness For Kids

Your bedroom isn't cluttered; it's "passage-restrictive." Kids don't get in trouble anymore. They merely hit "social speed bumps." You're not having a bad hair day; you're suffering from "rebellious... read more..

02 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2249

Church Problems

I took my granddaughter to church camp for the first time last weekend. Behind the sanctuary is a restroom facility that is separate from other buildings. A common topic of conversation was a problem ... read more..

31 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2090

Passion For Life

Basic Math is the subject I teach at a small community college in western North Carolina. I call one part of the curriculum Practical Applications for Living in the Real World. The day after I presen... read more..

31 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4061

Secret Of Life

A woman walking down a residential street, noticed a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. She called out to him as she passed. "Hello there! I couldn't help but notice how happy you look. ... read more..

31 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3099

Haunting Threat

A former friend of mine was married to a great gal; unfortunately, he had to put up with his wife's mother who was a very cranky and spiteful person. In the morning when my buddy got up to go to work... read more..

31 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

708

Cybersalt News - October 31, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt is returning home later today. It turns out her flight lands 4 hours sooner than we thought. I'm glad she will be home earlier, but I do wish I had made 4... read more..

30 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

1272

One-Liner #1424

Self-Annihilating Sentences: The Way of the World In absolute monarchy, any leader can be a fool, but in absolute democracy, any fool can be a leader.... read more..

27 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

778

Cybersalt News - October 27, 2019

Sunday Greetings everyone. Grandma Cybersalt continues to be away on a visit which includes one of our grandkids. This means she got distracted from putting together the full digest for today and so ... read more..

26 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2081

Responsibility

The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job. "Look Miss," said the foreman, "do you have any experience in picking lemons?" "Well... as a matter of fac... read more..

26 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

1112

One-Liner #1423

Self-Annihilating Sentences: The Way of the World It's frightening to think of how many things were completely useless until they were discovered!... read more..

26 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3559

Does That Hurt

We live in a small town where we have a volunteer Ambulance Corp. We are blessed with many dedicated and fully qualified attendants, who staff our ambulances and give freely of themselves. I was chatt... read more..

Thinking Has a Way of Getting Me into Trouble

26 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1266

4 min read

Thinking Has a Way of Getting Me into Trouble

Just when I think I have all my bases covered, a new one shows up, and it’s not a home run. I know all my tocks don’t tick, but I do the best I can. I may not be the best all the time, but I try, and... read more..

24 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4225

Texas Pullover

Two men are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window and "WHACK," the troo... read more..

24 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1859

Negotiation

My mother began getting calls from people who misdialed the similar number of a new computer repair business. Mom, who had had her number for years, asked the owner of the company to have the number ... read more..

24 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3714

Just Pretend

Although this married couple enjoyed their new fishing boat together, it was the husband who was always behind the wheel operating the boat. As time went along, he became concerned about what might ha... read more..

24 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

726

Cybersalt News - October 24, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Some regular features are missing in today's mailing. Grandma Cybersalt, who lines up the material for each mailing, is away at a conference and I am home alone preoccupied... read more..

22 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

1096

One-Liner #1422

Self-Annihilating Sentences: The Way of the World If you knew what was going on, you'd be very confused.... read more..

20 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

773

Cybersalt News - October 20, 2019

Sunday Greetings everyone. Woohoo! Not only are things back to normal with mail delivery, newsletters are going out faster than ever with the new server! Rev. James Snyder's cell phone gave him a we... read more..

19 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

1311

Quote #1862

"There is no pillow so soft as a clear conscience." - French Proverb read more..

19 Oct

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1300

Pacific Counsel

Advice from the Ocean: Be Shore of Yourself. Come Out of Your Shell. Take Time to Coast. Avoid Pier Pressure Sea Life's Beauty Don't Get Tide Down Make Waves! ... read more..

19 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

1047

One-Liner #1421

Self-Annihilating Sentences: The Way of the World Like everybody else, I'm different.... read more..

19 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3875

Songs, Jokes, Sad Stories

Three men worked in the Empire State Building on the 102nd floor. One day the elevator was out of service, so they had to walk up to their office. To pass the time, they decided that one would sing a... read more..

19 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2242

The Wisdom of Silence

When my nephew Arthur was little, the local pastor dropped by my sister's house for a visit. My brother-in-law, an avid fisherman, was preparing for a weekend at the lake when suddenly little Arthur b... read more..

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