Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20957 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

19 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2242

The Wisdom of Silence

When my nephew Arthur was little, the local pastor dropped by my sister's house for a visit. My brother-in-law, an avid fisherman, was preparing for a weekend at the lake when suddenly little Arthur b... read more..

19 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1396

4 min read

It Was One of Those Weeks

It my stage in life, I have experienced a gazillion weeks. I thought about actually counting how many weeks I have lived, but I don’t have that many fingers or toes. It doesn’t matter how many weeks i... read more..

17 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

766

Cybersalt News - October 17, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It looks like the new IP has been accepted very quickly by other companies and everyone's inbox received Sunday's mail within hours of it being sent out - wonderful! Enjoy... read more..

16 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3759

Three Students

Three students are leaving their last classes of the day. The law student is thinking, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have coffee." The engineering student is thinking, "I'm tired and thirsty. I m... read more..

16 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3558

2 min read

Resume Blunders

How bad a mistake can you make on your resume? Here are some real-life examples: "My intensity and focus are at inordinately high levels, and my ability to complete projects on time is unspeakable." ... read more..

13 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

755

Cybersalt News - October 13, 2019

Sunday Greetings everyone. Here is a server-change update: If you have an AOL, Yahoo, Verizon, or Rogers email address, last Sunday's newsletter arrived very, very late. In fact, 10% of subscribers r... read more..

12 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1211

4 min read

I Didn’t Know How Young I Really Was

I have heard it said that confession is good for the soul. I want to take that a step further and say confession is good for the body as well. I don’t often think about how old I am, I’m too busy wit... read more..

11 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

1213

Quote #1861

"The shortest distance between us and the life we long for is total obedience to Christ." - Max Anders read more..

11 Oct

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1330

Escalating Annoyance

Elevator music bothers me on so many different levels.... read more..

11 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

1211

One-liner #1420

He was cured posthumously.... read more..

11 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3817

Sign Fun

On a California freeway: Fine for Littering In the window of an Atlanta clothing store: Sid's Pants is Open On the wall of a British Columbia cleaning service: Able to Do the Worst Possible Job ... read more..

11 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2227

Proof of Identity

My friend Bev and her husband were reshingling their roof. As soon as they started, they realized they needed more supplies, so Bev grabbed the checkbook, jumped into her car, and drove the 45 miles t... read more..

09 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3980

Church Is Dangerous Sometimes

This is a true incident from Alun of Elim Church: About 2 weeks ago there was a special prayer meeting in our local Elim Church, the Pastors wife started to pray and ask God to work in the town, she ... read more..

09 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1318

Quote #1860

"Your duty in service and ministry is to see that there is nothing between Jesus and yourself." - Oswald Chambers read more..

09 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1334

Mostly Englishmen

I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants ... Feefiphobia... read more..

09 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2244

Answering Questions

A salesman was going door to door trying to sell his wares. As he walked up to the next house, he noticed a small boy sitting on the front steps. "Is your mother home?" the salesman asked the small b... read more..

09 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

1140

One-Liner #1419

Self-Annihilating Sentence I have become more optimistic and now believe that things could get worse.... read more..

06 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2317

2 min read

You Won't Understand

Often people say to me "You just won't understand." "You're way too old," or "Way too young," or "YOU are NOT a man." I don't know why some people feel they suffer unique pain. As if they are the only... read more..

06 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3643

Sunday Service

A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service. After the benediction he had planned to call the couple down to be married for a brief ceremony before the congregation. ... read more..

06 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1595

4 min read

A Minister And A Day Off His Rocker

I was tootling along one day last week, quite focused on getting my business for the day done. In fact, I was feeling good about the progress I was making with my “to-do list.” Nothing is more satisfy... read more..

06 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

722

Cybersalt News - October 6, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! The Cybersalt Site and Newsletters have been moved to a new server. Please let me know if you don't get this mailing. 😏 This week Rev. James Snyder gets a reminder to... read more..

05 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

1409

Quote #1859

"Speak in such a way that others love to listen to you. Listen in such a way that others love to speak to you." - unknown read more..

05 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

1178

One-Liner #1418

The main trouble with impossibility is that it is never total.... read more..

03 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3408

Sock Concern

The psychiatrist was interviewing a first-time patient. "You say you're here," he inquired, "because your family is worried about your taste in socks?" "That's correct," muttered the patient. "I lik... read more..

03 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

770

Cybersalt News - October 3, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Here is a server change update: If you have an AOL, Yahoo, Verizon, or Rogers email address your newsletter arrived very late. In fact, 10% of subscribers have not yet rece... read more..

02 Oct

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1623

Chaussure Chauffeur

What do you call a French guy wearing sandals? Philippe Philoppe... read more..

02 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5223

Chair Philosophy

An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his c... read more..

02 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2051

Appraisals

Since he runs a pawnshop, I decided to ask a friend of mine to appraise my grandfather's violin. "Old fiddles aren't worth much, I'm afraid," he explained. "What makes it a fiddle and not a violin?" ... read more..