Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20957 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

18 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

815

Cybersalt News - July 18, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! My adventure in self-employment continues. Twenty months into it I continue to experience a riddle I've asked many times on some days: Q: "Do you know the difference betwe... read more..

17 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3989

Perfect Man

After careful consideration and endless debate, The Perfect Man has finally been named: MR. POTATO HEAD He's tan. He's cute. He knows the importance of accessorizing. And if he looks at another... read more..

17 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3462

Fishing and Sisters

A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town shopping. He decided to go fishing and he had to take her along. "I'll never do that again!" he told his mother that evening. "... read more..

17 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1137

Early Salesmanship

During a magazine and newspaper subscription drive, our son Philip, a paperboy, learned about good salesmanship. His supervisor had instructed the kids to maintain a positive attitude, even when turn... read more..

17 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

1336

Quote #1836

"Example is not the main thing in influencing others. It is the only thing." - Albert Schweitzer read more..

17 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1405

Flying High

Scientists studying the effects of marijuana on seabirds have left no tern unstoned.... read more..

16 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1192

One-liner #1395

He's a specialist in everything.... read more..

14 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

726

Cybersalt News - July 14, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone. On the Cybersalt Site today, the sound of Rev. James Snyder's wife's voice replaces nighttime thunder when she discovers her car has been broken into. You can read "And The... read more..

13 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1402

4 min read

And Then the Thunder Roared

In our house, thunder has a variety of meanings. Some not as good as others, but that is another story. Either way, I am not a fan of thunder. Recently, some heavy thunder visited our area along with... read more..

13 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3512

Head Check

One weekend my friend Sally, a nurse, was looking after her nine-year-old nephew when he fell off a playground structure and hit his head. Worried that he might have a concussion, she checked him all... read more..

13 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2157

Communications Skills

Do you remember back in the day, when you'd go to a store and try to explain to a sales clerk which movie you were looking for? A sign behind the counter at a video rental store: "We are sorry to re... read more..

13 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

1490

Quote #1835

- Joni Earikson Tada read more..

12 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1263

Night Chef

A woman wakes up to find her husband cooking stir-fry in the middle of the night. "Wake up, Frank! You're sleep-wokking again!"... read more..

12 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1184

One-liner #1394

It will go on ad infinitum for awhile.... read more..

11 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

697

Cybersalt News - July 11, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! So far July has been cool and even rainy at times around Cybersalt World Headquarters. I don't mind that, in fact I prefer it instead of the heat pictured on the page at:ww... read more..

10 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1325

Watt They Say

People are usually shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.... read more..

10 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3066

2 min read

Lifestyle Q & A

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it...don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. S... read more..

10 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

1509

Quote #1834

"Compassion asks us to go where it hurts, to enter into the places of pain, to share in brokenness, fear, confusion and anguish. Compassion challenges us to cry out with those in misery, to mourn wi read more..

09 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1302

One-liner #1393

The bubble has burst to some extent.... read more..

08 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3772

Car Pool Note

A man learned shortly before quitting time that he had to attend a meeting. He tried unsuccessfully to locate his car-pool members to let them know that he would not be leaving with them. Hastily he ... read more..

08 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2219

Change

The Amish people lead a simple life. That means no electricity. An Amish man answered a knock on his door one morning. An electric company worker handed him a piece of paper stating that the electric... read more..

07 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

709

Cybersalt News - July 7, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone. Today on the Cybersalt site, Rev. James Snyder prefers to do things tomorrow and that is fine with his wife as long as tomorrow is today! You can read "My Favorite Day... read more..

06 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1374

4 min read

My Favorite Day of the Week Is Tomorrow

It was one of those weeks when the more I completed, the more I had to do. These are not my favorite kind of weeks. So frustrating. During these weeks, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage finagles... read more..

06 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1319

Warm Welcome

Space heaters are the perfect housewarming gifts.... read more..

06 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3329

Without Glasses

Soon after our last child left home for college, my husband was resting next to me on the couch with his head in my lap. I carefully removed his glasses. "You know, honey," I said sweetly, "Without y... read more..

06 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

626

Parenting Dilemma

Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to his father's annoyance. "Teddy," he called, "how many more times do I have I to tell you to come downstairs quietly? Now, go back upstairs and come down... read more..

06 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

1679

Quote #1833

"Others." - William Booth, Founder of the Salvation Army read more..

05 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1206

One-liner #1392

Death is a once in a lifetime experience.... read more..

04 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

854

Cybersalt News - July 4, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and Happy 4th of July to all American Cybersaltines! For some time now I have been wanting to visit "Big Lonely Doug," a 230 foot Douglas Fir tree left standing in a clear... read more..

03 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

6940

Stolen Truck

"If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober The young goober rancher came running into the store and s read more..

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