Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20958 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liners
Susan Davis
1262

One-liner #1387

I'm just itching to tell you about my allergies.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4315

Division of Labor

The Rosenthals had an outstandingly happy and successful marriage, and Mr. Rosenthal was once asked to what he attributed this remarkable situation. "It's simple," he said. "Division of labor. My wif... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1179

Professional Change

My husband works in a former supermarket that was remodeled to accommodate professional offices. One day he overheard his receptionist giving directions over the phone. "Remember the old grocery stor... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
791

Cybersalt News - June 16, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone - and happy Father's Day for all those who are able to celebrate. Rev. James Snyder tries to stir up and give people a merry heart wherever he goes. You can read more about ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1294

ER Reality

My mom, a nurse, was having an insane evening in the emergency room. First, a woman who had delivered her baby in a car was rushed in. Next was a man carrying a lifeless body yelling, "Help me!" In th... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1276
4 min read

One Man’s Joke Is Another Man’s Discount

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were dining out at a very nice restaurant. We had been on the road for two days and were weary of travel. At least, I was. Nothing I hate more on a vacati... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1664

Menagerie Report

Went to the zoo.There was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1150

One-liner #1386

I'm not indecisive ... unless you want me to be.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1251

Quote #1827

The greatest gift I ever had came from God. I call him "Dad." - Unknown read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3656

Perfect Spouse

A young lady visited a computer dating service and requested, "I'm looking for a spouse. Can you please help me to find a suitable one?" The matchmaker said, "What exactly are you looking for?" "Wel... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
721

Cybersalt News - June 13, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and happy 79th birthday to my mom!! I recently returned from 10 days of travelling for two conferences and some family visits. One of the places I flew to w... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3688

Hospital Visitation

Fred was unfortunate enough to be hit by a 10-ton truck and landed up in hospital in intensive care. His best friend Morris came to visit him.  Fred struggled to tell Morris, "My wife Sally visi... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1409

Quote #1826

  Two things are said to be rare sights in the world; one is a young man humble, and the other is an old man content. - J. C. Ryle read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1242

Three Mile Buddy

My friend keeps telling me about his nightmares about being a used up nuclear fuel rod: I think he's overreacting.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3803

No Stairs

An older lady, who lived on the third floor of a boardinghouse, broke her leg. As the doctor put a cast on it, he warned her not to climb any stairs. Several months later, the doctor took off the... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2367

Enthusiasm

I was the new coach of a Little League baseball team and had not yet learned the names of my players. At our first game, I called each boy by the number on his uniform. When I yelled, "Number 5, your... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1214

One-liner #1385

I'm never at my best.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
686

Cybersalt News - June 9, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone and happy Father's Day for all those who are able to celebrate! Rev. James Snyder tries to create merry hearts wherever he goes. YO Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pa... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1240

One-liner #1384

Self-Annihilating Sentences: Decisions The executive committee proposes the following compromise: make it optional for those who want it, and required for those who don't.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1233

Quote #1825

"Faith must be tested, because it can only become your intimate possession through conflict." - Oswald Chambers read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3932

From the Beginning

My Dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage. He told me that he knew as early as their wedding what marriage to my Mom would be like. It seems the minister asked my Mom, "Do you... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1259

Fishing Pessimists

A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he. On the way to the cleaning shed, he ran into a second fisherman who had a stringer with a dozen baby minnows. Th... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
710

Cybersalt News - June 6, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1675

Quote #1824

"Stop trying to repair what God wants to replace." - M. Moore Jr. read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1228

One-liner #1383

Our lack or cooperation is mutual!... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4266

Office Culture

The boss joined a group of his workers at the coffee urn and told a series of jokes he'd heard recently. Everybody laughed loudly. Everybody, that is, except Mike. When he noticed that he was getting... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2065

Reality

On a tour of Mammoth Cave in Kentucky, the guide stopped and addressed the crowd. "Do you want to see what a real cave looks like?" he asked. Of course, everyone said yes. Without another word, he ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
762

Cybersalt News - May 30, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4076

Four Times at the Gate

Sally had lived a good life, having been married four times. Now she stood before the Pearly Gates. The angel at the gates said to her, "I see that you first of all married a banker, then an actor, n... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1434

Caffeine Guilt

A guy stole a hundred cans of Red Bull from our neighborhood store; I don't know how he can sleep at night! ... read more..