Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20958 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

29 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

1436

Quote #1823

"People who are totally consumed with idealistic principles rarely do anything." - Oswald Chambers read more..

29 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

1331

One-liner #1382

Self-Annihilating Sentence There is no other language but French.... read more..

29 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4134

A convict managed to escape from prison and his escape was the lead item on the six o'clock news. So, not to be captured, he ran through fields and traveled through back roads until he reached his wi... read more..

29 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2426

2 min read

Pessimists

An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the worst. An optimist finds the positive in the negative, and a pessimist can only find the negative in the positive. For example,... read more..

26 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

736

Cybersalt News - May 26, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! This week, Rev. James Snyder enjoys the richest part of dinner out with his wife. You can read "Eating Out Of My Comfort Zone" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/eating-... read more..

25 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1414

4 min read

Eating Out Of My Comfort Zone

One pleasure the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and myself enjoy is going out for a quiet dinner together. It does not happen often, at least not often enough. When it does, it is always a delight... read more..

25 May

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1361

Simple Wrath

Mongol Hordes looking down their nose at you in Massachusetts: It's just Kahn descending. ... read more..

25 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

1556

Quote #1822

"We became Christians by faith in Jesus, we stay Christians by faith in Jesus, and we grow as Christians by faith in Jesus." - J.C. Ryle read more..

25 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

1254

One-liner #1381

"He hasn't a single redeeming vice!" - Oscar Wilde read more..

25 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1567

A New Beginning

After raising four kids and losing one husband, I decided to return to college and get the degree I had started but never finished. And so, on my first day of college, eager with anticipation, and mor... read more..

24 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4016

Country Refreshment

A man was on a long walk in the country. He became thirsty so decided to stop at a little cottage and ask for something to drink. The lady of the house invited him in and served him a bowl of soup by... read more..

23 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

743

Cybersalt News - May 23, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

22 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1394

Super Imagination

At his request, each morning three-year-old Ray's mother pinned a bath towel to the back shoulders of his size two T-shirt. Immediately in his young imaginative mind, the towel became a brilliant magi... read more..

22 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3626

Sick Day

Our local newspaper ran several stories about a study that tied male obesity to a virus. One evening my husband came home exhausted from a long day at work. "Did you read the paper?" he asked. "I'm... read more..

22 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

1356

One-liner #1380

If you ever hear me order a decaf coffee, I've been kidnapped and am trying to signal you.... read more..

22 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1272

Horse Home

The National Equestrian Center near Lake St. Louis is a gaited community. - Walter McLauren... read more..

22 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3300

Portrait of Revenge

Rebecca was the wealthy wife of a very successful businessman. One day, she decided to have her portrait painted as a gift to her husband. When she arrived at the artist's studio for her first sitting... read more..

19 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

935

Cybersalt News - May 19, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! There was no mailing last Chicken Thursday. Grandma Cybersalt and I finally took advantage of a getaway that our church generously gave us when I retired from&nbs... read more..

18 May

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1301

Goal Warning

Be careful not to choke on your aspirations!... read more..

18 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

1352

One-liner #1379

Self-Annihilating Sentence: Complaints We have worked ourselves into a frenzy of lethargy!... read more..

18 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

1429

Quote #1821

"This generation has forgotten that the gospel message does not clean up and shine the outside of a person, rather it bores into the very heart and soul of a person and radically changes that person read more..

Finding “Good” In Our World Is Challenging

18 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1318

4 min read

Finding “Good” In Our World Is Challenging

In our world today, it is difficult to find anything good, let alone anything good to say about anything or anyone. One thing I like about the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage is that she can find ... read more..

18 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3655

Flower Request

"I'm sorry," said the clerk in flower shop, "we don't have potted geraniums. Could you use African violets instead?" Replied the customer sadly, "No, it was geraniums my wife told me to water while s read more..

18 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1299

Sharp Enthusiasm

Because my daughter always complained that she didn't have any sharp knives, I bought her some. I phoned later and asked how she liked them. "They're terrific!" she replied enthusiastically. "I've al... read more..

12 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

768

Cybersalt News - May 12, 2019

Happy Mother's Day, MomSunday greetings everyone and happy Mother's Day to my mom. This year I am showing off a picture of my mom on the old CBS television show, "What's My Line?" from August 4, 1963.... read more..

11 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

1262

One-liner #1378

Yesterday, tomorrow was the day after tomorrow.... read more..

11 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

1529

Quote #1820

"No one discovers the future.The future is not a discovery.The future is not a destiny.The future is a decision, an intervention.The future is a function of our choices and creations." - Leon read more..

11 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1363

4 min read

And Then It Was Friday

Like many people, I try planning and arranging my week so I can accomplish as much as possible. For example, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage on Monday morning hands me her “honey-do-list” to c... read more..

11 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3925

Visiting Grandma

Grandma, who appeared to become an ever-more intimidating personality as the years went on, was giving directions to her grown grandson who was coming to visit with his wife: "You come to the front d... read more..

11 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1272

Pancake Prayer

A six-year-old said grace at family dinner one evening. "Dear God, thank You for the pancakes." When she concluded, her mother asked her why she thanked God for pancakes when they were having c... read more..

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