Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20958 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

06 Apr

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1443

Twinkletoes

I have LED shoestrings, so yeah ... pretty light on my feet.... read more..

06 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

1270

One-liner #1369

Self-Annihilating Sentence: Advice If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.... read more..

06 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1454

4 min read

I’m Really Enjoying My Naivety

Someone recently said to me, “You sure are naïve.” I’m not sure what the incident was about at the time, and I was a little bit hurt by that saying. What did he mean that I am naïve? I have been givi... read more..

06 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3475

New Home No Hears

Top ten things you don't want to hear from your real estate agent when you go to settlement on your new home: 1. "I think unexplained crop circles add a unique flair to any home's garden." 2. "Actua... read more..

06 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2264

Imagination

I was making Play-doh animals with my four-year-old niece, Chris, and her three-year-old brother, Neil. While Chris was clearly molding a crude but recognizable dog, figuring what Neil was making was ... read more..

04 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

742

Cybersalt News - April 4, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

03 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

1116

One-liner #1368

Self-Annihilating Sentence Nickels are a dime a dozen!... read more..

03 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

1600

Quote #1810

"Without courage we will simply accumulate a collection of good ideas and regrets." - Andy Stanley read more..

03 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3017

Check the Original

A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that they are copying copies, and not the original books. So, the new... read more..

03 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7960

Yard Sale Anger

A woman was taking her time browsing through everything at a friend's yard sale, and said to her, "My husband is going to be very angry I stopped at a yard sale." "I'm sure he'll understand when you ... read more..

03 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2346

Ungratefulness

In a very exclusive private school near California's Silicon Valley, a third-grade teacher was lecturing her upper high-class students about the less fortunate. She asked them each to write an essay a... read more..

03 Apr

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1298

No Page Turner

Writer's block is serious business; you can't make this stuff up!... read more..

31 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

773

Cybersalt News - March 31, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! At risk of making this sound like groundhog day, I think sending is back to normal. This week, Rev. James Snyder reminisces about the positive effect corporal punishment h... read more..

I Don’t Miss My Teacher’s Hickory Stick, but She Never Did

30 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1612

4 min read

I Don’t Miss My Teacher’s Hickory Stick, but She Never Did

I am not sure why I think of some things, however, every occasionally I remember something that happened a million years ago. Or so it seems. This week for some reason, I hap... read more..

30 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

1452

Quote #1809

"I take refuge in the fact that while I don't know everything, I do know Someone who does!" - A.W. Tozer read more..

30 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1663

Feed the Ox

Go ahead and give your pastor a bonus based on church growth... it will bring a new meaning to the words Great Commission.... read more..

30 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

1171

One-liner #1367

"I am myself, and I'm going to continue to play that role!" - Richard Nixon read more..

30 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3861

Crossing the Road

There's a man trying to cross the street. As he steps off the curb a car comes screaming around the corner and heads straight for him. The man walks faster, trying to hurry across the street, but the... read more..

30 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1284

Shopping Manners

One of the busiest times for a meat-department manager in a supermarket occurs when there is a sale on particular cuts. When we put cross-rib roasts on sale one day the result was predictable. I'd br... read more..

23 Mar

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1852

Quote #1808

"Patience is not about how long you wait, it is about how well you behave while you are waiting." - Unknown read more..

23 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1254

One-liner #1366

I used to think that marriage was a 50 - 50 proposition ... until I realized that I knew nothing about women or fractions. - Walter McLauren... read more..

23 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1429

Places to Go

I've been to a lot of places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone, you have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito either. I hear no one recognizes ... read more..

Excuses To Give When You Have Missed Work

23 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3755

2 min read

Excuses To Give When You Have Missed Work

~ I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. Okay? ~ I have a rare case of 48-hour projectile leprosy, but I know we have that ... read more..

23 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1178

Grad School Romance

Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where the conversation turned to the subject of marriage. Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, but he was in graduate school and in dire need of a new ... read more..

Learn To Recognize The Source of All Blessings

23 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

6597

4 min read

Learn To Recognize The Source of All Blessings

In 1978, I was ordained to the gospel ministry. To mark this special event, my parents surprised me with a new 1977 Dodge Aspen, the most spectacular present I ever received. It was white, with a red ... read more..

21 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

837

Cybersalt News - March 21, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Also, happy Spring/Fall depending on the hemisphere you live in! And the visits continue; our daughter and grandson just left after a 2-week visit and now we are enjoying a... read more..

20 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

10544

2 min read

How Not to Pass Your Driving Test

How Not To Pass Your Driving Test Turn the radio on. When the tester goes to turn it off slap his/her hand. Rev the car really high, turn to the tester, and say with an evil look, "Buckle up... read more..

20 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3384

These Don't Go Together

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations do not go together: A nose ring and bifocals Spiked hair and bald spots A pierced tongue and dentures Miniskirts and sup... read more..

20 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

2377

Quote #1807

"Be selective in your battles; sometimes peace is better than being right." - Unknown read more..

20 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6369

Captain Discipline

About 90 fifth-graders piled into the airliner I was flying, on their way home from a school trip. Once we were in the air, and the crew began serving drinks, I could hear them pleading with the chil... read more..

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