Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20958 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

20 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1271

Meeting Expectations

Because of a shortage of maids, the minister's wife advertised for a manservant. The next morning a nicely dressed young man came to the front door. "Can you start the breakfast by seven o'clock?" ask... read more..

18 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1348

Woodn't You Know

Tree puns: always poplar!... read more..

18 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

1323

One-liner #1365

Even though I don't say so, I think you stink!... read more..

17 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

747

Cybersalt News - March 17, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! I think technology and lack of sleep things have settled down here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. Today's mailing will hopefully go out and arrive according to ... read more..

The Question of the Disappearing Ice Cream

16 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1275

4 min read

The Question of the Disappearing Ice Cream

A mystery has developed within the halls of our once peaceful domicile. At first, I did not think too seriously about it. Some things, if left alone usually take care of themselves. Of course, there a... read more..

16 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3532

Synthetic Diamond

An Irishman by the name of O'Mally proposed to his girl on St. Patrick's Day. He gave her a ring with a synthetic diamond. The excited young lass showed it to her father, a jeweler. He took one look a... read more..

16 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3855

Crate of Chickens

The farmer's son was returning from the market with a crate of chickens his father had entrusted to him when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions... read more..

16 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1394

Script Ungratefulness

A man writing at the post office desk was approached by an older fellow with a postcard in his hand. The old man said, "Sir, I'm sorry to bother you but could you address this postcard for me? My art... read more..

14 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

1537

Quote #1806

"When my productivity was removed from my spirituality, I learned how beloved we are - apart from what we can do or accomplish for God." - Sarah Bessey read more..

14 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

1225

One-liner #1364

Acupuncture is pointless.... read more..

14 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

722

Cybersalt News - March 14, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Remember how I described last Wednesday was a doozy here at Cybersalt World Headquarters? Well yesterday was another one. I'm getting old fast enough with h... read more..

13 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1378

Honest Aging

My youngest son asked me how old I was. I answered, "39 and holding." He thought for a moment and then asked, "But how old would you be if you let go?"... read more..

13 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3985

Vice President Pride

Tom was very excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and he kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end. Finally, she couldn't take it any longer, and told ... read more..

13 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4370

Nuns at Game

Sitting behind a couple of nuns at a baseball game (with their habits partially blocking the view), three men decided to badger the nuns in an effort to get them to move. In a very loud voice, the read more..

11 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1260

Something's Fishy

I was going to show you my koi pond: now I’m not so sure.... read more..

11 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

2020

Quote #1805

"A wise man once said nothing." - Unknown read more..

11 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

1283

One-liner #1363

Grammar has gots to be one of the most importantest things ever?... read more..

10 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

701

Cybersalt News - March 10, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! Did you remember to move your clocks ahead one hour - that is if you live somewhere that does that? Here in British Columbia, there is serious movement towards leaving th... read more..

09 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2092

Expectations

Recently, I showed a home to a couple who seemed eager to check out the fantastic view from the living room. As I dramatically pulled back the drapes, the disappointed husband asked, "Where is the v... read more..

09 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3858

Mellowing Mom

I have five siblings, three sisters and two brothers. One night I was chatting with my Mom about how she had changed as a mother from the first child to the last. She laughed as she told me how she ... read more..

08 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

1568

Quote #1804

"The first to apologize is the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. And the first to forget is the happiest... True story." - Unknown read more..

08 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1454

Travelling Like Doc

If I had a Delorean, I would probably only drive it from time to time.... read more..

07 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

704

Cybersalt News - March 7, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Oh boy, was yesterday ever a doozy here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. All is well now and the sever is working great, but let's just say I'm glad for a new day tod... read more..

07 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

1206

One-liner #1362

Rehab is for quitters!... read more..

06 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4975

2 min read

Self Affirmation

Ineffective Daily Affirmations - All of me is beautiful and valuable, even the ugly, stupid, and disgusting parts. - I am at one with my duality. - Blessed are the flexible, for they can tie themse... read more..

05 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3374

Impressive Dinner

A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now, what should he do? His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card in... read more..

05 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2246

Manners

Working as a pediatric nurse, I had the difficult assignment of giving immunization shots to children. One day I entered the examining room to give four-year-old Lizzie her shot. "NO! NO! NO!" she sc... read more..