Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20945 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

12 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

249

One-Liner #1865

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.... read more..

12 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

Quote #2300

"Thanksgiving was never meant to be shut up in a single day." - Robert Caspar Lintner read more..

12 Oct

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

237

Holiday Buns on Fire🍞

Stop, drop, and pass the rolls!... read more..

12 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2067

Used Cars: Tips for Smart Buyers 🚗

A used car is not always what it's jacked up to be.... read more..

True Worship, Saying Grace, Giving Thanks

12 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2152

True Worship, Saying Grace, Giving Thanks

A 4-year-old boy who was asked to return thanks before Thanksgiving dinner happily obliged. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. He began his prayer, thanking God for all his friends... read more..

12 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4784

Thanksgiving Forecast

Thanksgiving Forecast Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon high near 190F. The kitchen will turn hot and humid, and if you bother the cook, be ready for a seve... read more..

10 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

241

Cybersalt News - October 10, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are back from our trip. We had a really nice visit with our eldest daughter, her family, and my mom and dad. The conference Susan attended was excel... read more..

09 Oct

Susan Page

412

The God Who Sees

- photo by Susan PageI glide like silk upon the waterThe lake as smooth and clear as glassThe breeze so soft it's like a featherI drift and dream and breathe at last My paddle dips, the sunlight spar read more..

Heavenly Hazards: A Nun's Golfing Adventure

09 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

6070

Heavenly Hazards: A Nun's Golfing Adventure

A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior, chatting. "I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it." "When did you use this awful language?" asks the elder. "Well, ... read more..

09 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

252

One-Liner #1864

I remember being able to get up without making sound effects.... read more..

Warning Signs That You Need a New Doctor

09 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2908

Warning Signs That You Need a New Doctor

* The patient before you was a goat. * Instead of anesthetic he has you watch PBS. * He has an assistant named Igor. * The local bar association named him "Client of the Year." * Whenever he leave read more..

09 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2186

Commercial Time

The math department felt they weren't getting enough students registering as math majors, so they made a commercial and aired it on prime time--1 o'clock, 2 o'clock, 3 o'clock, 5 o'clock, 7 o'clo... read more..

09 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1661

Wedding Toast to Groom

My husband, Lawrence, had offered to give the toast at the wedding of his longtime friend Theo. They had shared many happy, and foolish incidents, and as the day approached, there was much speculation... read more..

05 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

197

Quote #2299

"Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen." read more..

I Didn’t Lose My Marbles, They Just Retired

05 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

353

4 min read

I Didn’t Lose My Marbles, They Just Retired

For some people, getting old is a real challenge. And it probably is for many people, but it hasn't been too much of an issue for me. Don't let this get out, but getting old has been more of a bles... read more..

02 Oct

Susan Page

370

3 min read

Will You Be My Neighbour?

- photo by Susan PageAre you thankful for the relationships you share with your neighbours? I want to share how God has expanded my vision, changing my heart and attitude toward loving my neighbour. read more..

02 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

259

One-Liner #1863

When I say, "The other day," I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.... read more..

02 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

222

Quote #2298

"If you do not make time for your wellness, you will be forced to make time for your illness." - Unknown read more..

02 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

236

Cybersalt News - October 2, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today, Grandma Cybersalt is at her conference and I am spending time with my parents. Mom, who is in the early stages of some type of dementia, said she was holding on to s... read more..

01 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5280

3 min read

Men and Women

Differences Between Men & Women NICKNAMES: If Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out for lunch, they will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle. But if Mike, Phil, Rob and... read more..

01 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2034

Strange Dreams

A man went into his psychiatrist's office and said: "Doc, you've got to help me. Every night I keep dreaming that I'm a sports car. The other night I dreamed I was a Ferrari. "Another night I dreame... read more..

01 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1776

Math Ticket

Rushing to work, I was driving too fast and as a result was pulled over by the highway patrol. The state trooper noticed that my shirt had the name of a local high school on it. "I teach math there,"... read more..

29 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

236

Cybersalt News - September 29, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I are having a good trip. Today we took (and watched) our 11 year old grandson to his football practice and game and then we went to a huge farmer's ... read more..

28 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3075

Division of Brick Labor

At the construction site of a new church, the contractor stopped to chat with one of his workmen. "Patty," he asked casually, "didn't you once tell me that you had a brother who was a bishop?" "That... read more..

28 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2102

Coupon Heaven

While handing a 25 cent-off coupon to the supermarket clerk at the checkout counter a woman inadvertently missed her hand, and the coupon slipped beneath the scale and was gone. The checker looked di... read more..

Coveting, Materialism, Investment Reality

28 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1760

Coveting, Materialism, Investment Reality

Goodman was a moderately successful stockbroker who dreamed of making the big money someday. He took his friend out for a drive, and he chose the route carefully in order to impress on him the possib... read more..

28 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

228

Quote #2297

"God is always doing 10,000 things in your life, and you may be aware of three of them." - John Piper read more..

28 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

249

One-Liner #1862

It's the start of a brand new day, and I'm off like a herd of turtles.... read more..

28 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

427

4 min read

So What If I’m Crazy?

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and her wonderful husband celebrate 53 years of marital bliss this year. What an accomplishment. It doesn’t seem possible that we have been married 53 years. Af... read more..

26 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

233

Cybersalt News - September 26, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are on another trip. She is attending a conference for her refugee sponsorship work and we are working in family visits before and after (and me dur... read more..

Results 421 - 450 of 20945