Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20958 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

22 Sep

Clean Jokes

4075

Women Drivers

(Don't judge a joke by its title.) Driving to town this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next read more..

20 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

1611

Quote #1761

"Parenting was much easier when I was raising my non-existent kids hypothetically." - Unknown read more..

20 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1389

Curiosity Bang

There was once a small boy who banged a drum all day and loved every moment of it. He would not be quiet, no matter what anyone else said or did. Various attempts were made to do something about the c... read more..

20 Sep

Clean Jokes

4028

F1 - Help

My friend was on duty in the main computer lab on a quiet afternoon when he noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workstations with her arms crossed across her chest, staring at the scr... read more..

20 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

1371

One-liner #1320

She ran the gamut of emotions - from A to B.... read more..

20 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4576

Ugliest Man in the World

One day, Hercules, Snow White and the Quazzimodo (Hunchback of Notre Dame) were standing around talking. Hercules spoke up and said, "I bet I am the strongest man in the world." Snow White then ... read more..

20 Sep

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1850

Drape Alternative

So grateful somebody invented window blinds or it would be curtains for all of us!... read more..

20 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

831

Cybersalt News - September 20, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

17 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

1690

Quote #1760

"Spin cheerfully, not tearfully; He knows the way you plod. Spin carefully, spin prayerfully; but leave the thread to God." - Unknown read more..

17 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

1478

One-liner #1319

The solution makes the problem more difficult.... read more..

16 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

834

Cybersalt News - September 16, 2018

Sunday greetings! Rev. James Snyder enjoys solving mysteries, but some of them he simply rejoices in. You can read, "Where’s Sherlock Holmes When You Need Him?" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/where... read more..

Where’s Sherlock Holmes When You Need Him?

15 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1373

4 min read

Where’s Sherlock Holmes When You Need Him?

I, like so many people, love a good mystery. I have read all of the Sherlock Holmes stories, the Father Brown stories and other good mystery novels. I just like trying to solve a good mystery. A good... read more..

15 Sep

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1551

Musical Diagnosis

A psychologist is meeting with a new patient that just happens to be a musical instrument. Says the patient, "I'm a guitar! I'm a guitar!" Says the psychologist kindly, "You're a lyre."... read more..

15 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1411

Curiosity Begins

A teacher was finishing up a lesson on the joys of discovery and the importance of curiosity. "Where would we be today," she asked, "if no one had ever been curious?" One child quietly spoke up from... read more..

15 Sep

Clean Jokes

12701

Welcome Home

A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter's plane. She had just come back from a faraway land trying to find adventure. As the daughter was exiting the plane, the mother noticed a man directly beh... read more..

13 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

1664

Quote #1759

"I will stay in jail to the end of my days before I make a butchery of my conscience." - John Bunyan (imprisoned for preaching) read more..

13 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

1337

One-liner #1318

Anyone who reads this is illiterate!... read more..

12 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4251

Things Not to Say to Your Pregnant Wife

*Things Not To Say to Your Pregnant Wife* 17. "I finished the Oreos" 16. "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs 40 pounds." 15. "Y'know, looking at her, you'd read more..

12 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2155

Graciousness

One morning the phone rang at 3:00 a.m. at Jeff's house. He picked up the phone and a woman asked, "Is this 555-1111?" "No, this is 555-1112," Jeff replied. "Oh, I'm so sorry for disturbing you... read more..

12 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4003

Check Up

A man goes to a doctor for a physical checkup. The nurse starts with certain basic items. "How much do you weigh?" she asks. "One-seventy," he says. The nurse puts him on the scale. It turns out t... read more..

10 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

2148

Quote #1758

"Lord, the sea is so wide and my boat is so small. Be with me. Amen" - Breton fisherman read more..

10 Sep

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1563

Adder-up

What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long? A π-thon.... read more..

10 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

1207

One-liner #1317

I am certain of it, but I may be wrong.... read more..

09 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

786

Cybersalt News - September 9, 2018

Sunday greetings! Rev. James Snyder's wife wishes he was faster to do things, but going slow is just fine for him. You can read, "Slow Is Just the Way I Go" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/slow-is-j... read more..

08 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1662

4 min read

Slow Is Just the Way I Go

One of the main complaints in the Parsonage has to do with my procrastination. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage often refers to me as, Sir Procrastinator, as if it was a bad thing. Anything tha... read more..

07 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

1451

Quote #1757

"Most good things have been said far too many times and just need to be lived." - Shane Claiborne read more..

07 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2215

Wisdom, Sage Advice

*Grandpa's Pearls of Wisdom* - Whether a man winds up with the nest egg or a goose egg depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. - Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earni read more..

07 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4377

First Words

The eight-year old boy had never spoken a word-ever. One afternoon, as he sat eating his lunch he turned to his mother and said, "Soup's cold." His astonished mother exclaimed, "Son, I've waited so ... read more..