Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20958 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

08 Aug

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1357

Synonym Challenge

Just bought a thesaurus at the store and brought it home to find out the pages are all blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.... read more..

08 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

1431

One-liner #1307

Laughter is the best medicine - unless you have diarrhea.... read more..

08 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2501

In a small town in America, there was a Doctor Brackett. He was known as the poor man's friend because he spent hours at the bedside of unfortunates and never ever took a fee from them. He lived in tw... read more..

Things You May Hear Just Before Unemployment

08 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3609

Things You May Hear Just Before Unemployment

- I don't know what we'll do without you, but we are going to try! - We told everyone you are leaving because of illness. The truth is I'm sick of you. - It's not that you aren't a responsible worke read more..

05 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

827

Cybersalt News - August 5, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! It's the British Columbia Day long weekend here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. This week, Rev. James Snyder reflects upon and muses about what he can and can't do anymor... read more..

04 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1323

4 min read

I Never Thought I Could

As a person gets older things change. By things, I am referring to my body. When I was young, I never gave a thought to what it would be like when I got old. I was too busy enjoying my being young. W... read more..

04 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

1935

Quote #1747

"When you go through a trial, the sovereignty of God is the pillow upon which you lay your head." - C.H. Spurgeon read more..

04 Aug

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1759

"E" Equals

Einstein developed a theory about space; and it was about time too.... read more..

04 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2109

From the Mouths of Children

"The only accidents are the ones you make in your pants." Ari K, age 7 "Everyone has feelings, except for snakes and principals." Donna Maria G, age 9 "Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and t read more..

04 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5202

3 min read

Martha's Way vs My Way

Martha's way #1: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. My way: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone. For Pete's sake, you are probabl... read more..

02 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

1554

One-liner #1306

Anyone who goes to a psychoanalyst should have his head examined. - Samuel Goldwyn... read more..

02 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

844

Cybersalt News - August 2, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We're thankful for the initial results from the Be a Billionaire fund raiser. We have been able to help 2 persecuted families with this month's rent, food, and some other k... read more..

01 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4359

2 min read

Mini Dracula

Before you read this PearlyGates item, I want to warn you that there is a word used in a manner within it that not all of you may appreciate. I myself, personally, do not think this joke is unclean bu... read more..

01 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2106

Conviction

After a trial had been going on for three days, Harrison, the man accused of committing the crimes, stood up and approached the judge's bench. "Your Honor, I would like to change my plea from 'innoce... read more..

01 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

5341

Quote #1746

"The first gulp from the glass of natural sciences will make you an atheist, but at the bottom of the glass God is waiting for you." - Werner Heisenberg, father of Quantum Physics read more..

01 Aug

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1442

Fungi Finder

Says one hiker, "Dang, I can't find the device that helps me locate delicious mushrooms!" Responds his friend, "Oh no! You've lost your morel compass!"... read more..

01 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3855

Card Cover Up

A man entered a stationery store and asked the clerk for a birthday/anniversary card. The clerk replied, "We have birthday cards and we have anniversary cards. Why not take one of each?" The man sai... read more..

30 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1518

One-liner #1305

Walkie-talkies neither walk nor talk; they should be called holdie-noisies.... read more..

29 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

906

Cybersalt News - July 29, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Thanks to all the new "billionaires" who donated to the "Be a Billionaire" fund raiser. You learn more and still donate to help persecuted Christians and receive worthless,... read more..

28 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

3453

Complaint Box

On my tombstone, please write: "Not appreciating my puns was a grave mistake."... read more..

28 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2088

2 min read

Moms, Child rights, Parent Rights

My son came home from school one day,with a smirk upon his face.He'd decided he was smart enough,to put me in my place. "Guess what I learned in Civics Two,that's taught by Mr. Wright?It's all about ... read more..

28 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3508

Fly Catch

My wife had never been to a baseball game, so I took her to see the Los Angeles Dodgers one night. Our seats were right behind the third-base line. At the top of the first inning, the batter hit a fo... read more..

28 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3920

4 min read

Now I Know How Noah Must Have Felt

I enjoy rain when it dances on the flowers on a hot summer afternoon invigorating the day and making everything smell fresh and clean. That is what rain is supposed to do. I believe it is found in s... read more..

Be A Billionaire Fund Raiser - Thank You

26 Jul

Uncategorised

Pastor Tim

970

Be A Billionaire Fund Raiser - Thank You

Thank you for your "Be A Billionaire" donation! Your gift will help persecuted Christians and encourage them greatly. If you are interested in connecting personally with a persecuted Christian, plea... read more..

26 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1704

One-liner #1304

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?... read more..

26 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

2163

Quote #1745

"Religion says: God will love us if we change. The Gospel says: God's love changes us." - Unknown read more..

26 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

915

2 min read

Cybersalt News - July 26, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! This weeks news is longer than I usually like it to be, but last Sunday I said that today I would reveal the secret of the 52.19 trillion tally and it requires a few more p... read more..

25 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4650

Church Feud

Church Feud (My apologies to those whose church is like this) Church feuds are not uncommon, especially among cliques in the congregation. But when the pastor and choir director get into it, sta... read more..

25 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1566

All Choked Up

The inventor of throat lozenges has died. There'll be no coffin at his funeral.... read more..

25 Jul

Be A Bill

Pastor Tim

618

One Billion Dollar Bill

Donate US$19.99 and receive a 1 Billion Dollar Bill from the Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe. All proceeds go to help persecuted Christians in need. Click here to learn how it all works!... read more..

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