Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20945 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

Mind Reading Lessons: A Hilarious Fair Encounter 🎡

25 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

8296

Mind Reading Lessons: A Hilarious Fair Encounter 🎡

One day a young man was visiting the fair, over to one side was a small tent, with a sign that said "For 50 dollars I'll teach you to be a mind reader! Apply within." So the young man thought t... read more..

25 Sep

Susan Page

421

2 min read

Stay Salty ... Shine Bright

While researching the topic of salt, one article suggested that there are more than 14,000 uses for this common ingredient! Who knew?? The most common use that comes to mind is that of table salt. Ho... read more..

25 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

271

Quote #2296

"The tone with which you begin a conflict is one of the most important predictors of the outcome. Begin softly and lovingly. You'll end up in a better place." - Henry Cloud read more..

25 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

258

One-Liner #1861

Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight.... read more..

25 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3627

ESP Banking

Tired of having to balance his wife Cindy's checkbook, Mike made a deal with her; he would only look at it after she had spent a few hours trying to wrestle it into shape. Only then would he lend his ... read more..

25 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2025

Chicken Preparation

"May I take your order?" the waiter asked. "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?" "Nothing special, sir," he replied. "We just tell them straight out that they're going to die." read more..

25 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1815

Marriage, Words

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The hus... read more..

22 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

223

Cybersalt News - September 22, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone - and welcome to Fall or spring, depending on your hemisphere! Today's video share shows what you can do with a guitar, 4 hands, and two people with talent!Click here to wa... read more..

21 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

264

One-Liner #1860

When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.... read more..

21 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

459

4 min read

And That’s the Way it Was

I've lived long enough to realize that things usually go their own way. I may want something to go one way, but eventually, it all boils down to going the other way. That is no more true than when Th... read more..

21 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4634

2 min read

Old Dodge

A man was driving along in his beat up old dodge, when suddenly it broke down. He was parked on the side of the road trying fix it, when a Jaguar pulled up in front of him and offered to help. ... read more..

21 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1903

Minister on a Mission 🚗

Did you hear about the minister who visited different car lots every day in fulfillment to the Great Commission? He was looking for convertibles!... read more..

21 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1756

Housekeeping

My friend's husband is always telling her that housekeeping would be a snap if only she would organize her time better. Recently he had a chance to put his theory into practice while his wife was awa... read more..

21 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

250

Quote #2295

"The best portion of a good man's life is his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love." - William Wordsworth read more..

19 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

224

Cybersalt News - September 19, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I don't know if you have ever noticed that the full width images in the Cybersalt Digest are a little off center (by 10 pixels.) I recently tried to fix that - and thought ... read more..

Mother vs Stepmother: The Wedding Dress Duel 😂

18 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3848

Mother vs Stepmother: The Wedding Dress Duel 😂

Jennifer's big formal wedding was fast approaching and she was delighted to hear that her Mom, Sheila, emerging from a nasty divorce, had finally found the perfect mother-of-the-bride dress. Two days... read more..

18 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

248

One-Liner #1859

Someone just accused me of plagiarism; their words, not mine.... read more..

18 Sep

Susan Page

359

2 min read

Encouragement

- photo by Susan PageEncouragement: giving hope or promise, to spur on ... to inspire with courage. the raising of one’s confidence ... instilling life, energy, courage, or vigour. Did you eve read more..

18 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6254

Free to Go

Jon and Amanpreet were in an institution. This place had an annual contest where they picked two of the best patients and asked them two questions. If they got them correct, they were deem... read more..

18 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2326

Contributions

The newspaper where I worked had just announced that when its new building was completed, the old one would be donated to the United Way. A few days later, someone came into our office soliciting con... read more..

18 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1739

Procrastination

My sister was bemoaning the fact that she had procrastinated cleaning and organizing her house for a long time. Since she was planning to entertain, she felt a lot of pressure to get moving. That aft... read more..

18 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

240

Quote #2294

People don't always say, 'I love you.' Sometimes it sounds like: Be safe. Did you eat? Call me when you get home. I made you this. - Unknown... read more..

15 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

285

Cybersalt News - September 15, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! With 7 official days left in the summer of '24, the weather at Cybersalt Headquarters is definitely getting ready to switch to autumn. Grandma Cybersalt and I are approach... read more..

14 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

294

One-Liner #1858

Okay, this is a little more than one sentence, but it is a zinger! The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went... read more..

14 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3720

Bishop's Role

We were celebrating the 100th anniversary of our church, and several former pastors and the bishop were in attendance. At one point, our minister had the children gather at the altar for a talk about... read more..

14 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2238

Cooking

To my sweetheart: My cooking's gotten better since I fondue.... read more..

14 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1861

Government

A zoning board had just been set up in a new community. A homeowner went to the office to request permission to build a small tool shed in his backyard. "Do you have a plan?" asked the director. "Oh... read more..

14 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

236

Quote #2293

"Any time we practice hospitality we follow in the steps of our lavishly hospitable God." - Dustin Willis read more..

11 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

230

Cybersalt News - September 12, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Last evening, I spotted a woman from my church at the casino and told her I was going to tell our pastor. I suppose she could also tell him she spotted me there too&nb... read more..

🤣 Unexpected Plot Twist in the Amazon: Missionary's Toast!

11 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3679

🤣 Unexpected Plot Twist in the Amazon: Missionary's Toast!

A missionary in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying his situation, he says quietly to himself, "I'm toast." A ray of light breaks f... read more..

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