Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20945 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

11 Sep

Susan Page

407

3 min read

The Joy of the Lord

- photo by Susan PageMy day began with the startling realization that we had gone from summer temperatures to chilly fall ones, overnight. That made me feel sad because I am a summer kind of girl read more..

11 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

283

Quote #2292

"It is my conviction that slight shifts in imagination have more impact on living than major efforts at change." - Thomas Moore read more..

11 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

324

One-Liner #1857

I changed my car horn to a gunshot sound; people move out of the way a lot faster now.... read more..

11 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4614

Radiator Cap Repair

I remember an old car I used to own. You know the kind, ratty and raggedy, driven when I was a poor college student. I was having trouble with something I couldn't readily identify myself, so I took i... read more..

11 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

5197

Democracy

Always remember -- in a democracy, your vote counts. But in a feudal system, your count votes.... read more..

11 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1769

Save Your Money, Hypocrisy

My husband-to-be helped his aunt take the furniture of her boyfriend's home to a charity after the gentleman had passed away. She asked him if we still needed anything for our new life, and he told he... read more..

08 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

254

Cybersalt News - September 8, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I were at a wedding reception last night. The couple, Elijah and Emily, had a guest book and polaroid cameras for taking pictures to put next to wher... read more..

07 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

306

One-Liner #1856

I don't usually brag about going to expensive places, but ... I just left the gas station.... read more..

07 Sep

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

263

A Happy Thought

My memory is improving so much that I can't remember the last time I forgot something. - Raul el Perro... read more..

07 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

283

Quote #2291

"There is no simple theological answer to pain; the answer is a relationship with God in the midst of pain." - Henry Cloud read more..

07 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4833

Keep Walking

An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a car pulls over next to him. "If you get in the car," the driver says, "I'll give you $10 and a piece of candy." The boy refuses and keep... read more..

07 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1748

Gullibility, Stress, Riches

Noah was standing at the gangplank checking off the pairs of animals when he saw three camels trying to get on board. "Wait a minute!" he said. "Two each is the limit. One of you will have to stay be... read more..

07 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

544

4 min read

Who Is Shadowing Me?

I’ve been bouncing back after a health hiatus and thought I was doing well. I still have some coughs and sneezes, but they are slowly diminishing. It’s good to get back on schedule again. The other... read more..

🥪 Deli Owner vs. IRS: The Hilarious Tax Tale

05 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3601

🥪 Deli Owner vs. IRS: The Hilarious Tax Tale

The owner of a small New York sandwich deli was being questioned by an IRS agent about his tax return. He had reported a net profit of $80,000 for the year. "Why don't you people leave me alone?" the... read more..

05 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

265

Cybersalt News - September 5, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday and happy 36th birthday to Alyssa, our first born: WOW! This week I went with a friend and his wife to scatter his father's ashes. Upon arriving near the small beach where t... read more..

04 Sep

Susan Page

360

2 min read

Don't You Love It?

- photo by Susan PageDon’t you love it when you open God’s Word and something new and exciting captures your attention? You may have read the Scripture you’ve landed on before. This time, in a single read more..

03 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

258

Quote #2290

"Nobody is more full of hope than a mom who places items on the stairs for her family members to carry up." - Unknown read more..

03 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

299

One-Liner #1855

I am now "take-a-picture-of-labels-with-my-phone-so-I-can-blow-it-up-bigger-and-read-it" years old.... read more..

03 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2859

Searching For Witnesses

The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole. Searching for witnesses, he discovered a pale, nervous young man in work clothes who claimed he was an... read more..

03 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3049

Belly Talk

A man walks into his doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I've eaten something that disagrees with me." A voice from the man's stomach says, "No, you haven't."... read more..

03 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1708

Do It Yourself Appliance Repair

My wife and I were newly married and I was trying to impress her with my technical expertise. I was trying to repair our washing machine but was unable to determine where a loose wire belonged. After... read more..

01 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

271

Cybersalt News - September 1, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone - welcome to September! Today's issue number is a repeat. I discovered that, weeks ago, I missed numbering an issue "#4929." Repeating the issue number today will help get ... read more..

31 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2137

Car Front

If the front of your car says "DODGE," do you really need a horn?... read more..

31 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

524

One-Liner #1854

People who ask me what I'm doing tomorrow probably assume that I even know what day of the week it is.... read more..

31 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

272

Quote #2289

"Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could do only a little." - Edmund Burke read more..

31 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5410

Senior Driver

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong w... read more..

31 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1729

Children, Perspective, Honesty, Men

One evening after dinner, my five-year-old son Eli noticed that his mother had gone out. In answer to his questions, I told him, "Mommy is at a Tupperware party." This explanation satisfied him for on... read more..

31 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

605

4 min read

Ding-A-Ling There Goes Spring

In my life, time has a way of getting out of control. If I could control time, I would be a very happy dude. My one question in life is, where does time go? And, can I retrieve it? The other night, T... read more..

29 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

297

Cybersalt News - August 29, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! One of my employees recently broke a website and it made me pretty happy. Now, before you make a mental note to never hire Cybersalt to work on your website, this is a pret... read more..

28 Aug

Susan Page

406

2 min read

Do the Right Thing

- photo by Susan PageIt is said, “Do the right thing and the feelings will follow.” What exactly does this mean? Sometimes it goes against every emotion in us to extend forgiveness or offer love and read more..

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