Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20958 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

26 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3033

Christmas Journey

The Sunday after Christmas, the Sunday School teacher told her students about an angel appearing to Joseph in a dream, warning him about danger to the baby Jesus and telling him how to escape from it.... read more..

26 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2373

Strength vs. Courage

It takes strength to be firm It takes courage to be gentle. It takes strength to stand guard. It takes courage to let down your guard It takes strength to conquer. It takes courage to surrender. ... read more..

The Top Seven things overhead on the Wise Men's Journey:

26 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4107

The Top Seven things overhead on the Wise Men's Journey:

The Top Seven things overhead on the Wise Men's Journey to Bethlehem: 7. Man, I'm starting to get a rush from this frankincense! 6. You guys ever eat camel meat? I hear it tastes like goat. 5. You ... read more..

25 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

1761

Quote #1694

Biblical Faith: It's not a leap into the dark; rather it is a step into the light. read more..

24 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1031

2 min read

Cybersalt News - December 24, 2017

Sunday and Christmas Eve greetings everyone! On behalf of Grandma Cybersalt and myself, I would like to wish you a blessed and soul-filled Christmas. This Christmas is a very different one for u... read more..

23 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2653

Quote #1596

"A thousand times in history a baby has become a king, but only once in history did a King become a baby." - Unknown read more..

23 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2698

Advent Virus

*VIRUS ALERT: ADVENT VIRUS* Be on the alert for symptoms of inner HOPE, PEACE, JOY, AND LOVE. The hearts of a great many have already been exposed to this virus and it is possible that people everywh read more..

23 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

4645

Praying For Gifts

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at th... read more..

22 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1510

Report All Grinches

Someone steals your Christmas parcels. Better call the police Navidad.... read more..

22 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

1417

One-liner #1251

Honk if you love peace and quiet!... read more..

21 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1108

Cybersalt News - December 21, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! 'Tis the season for Christmas reruns, so today I'm sharing a link to 36 of my sermons from Christmases past. Like Christmas dinner, too much may cause drowsiness so do not ... read more..

20 Dec

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

9233

Ecumenical Fire

During a recent ecumenical gathering, a secretary rushed in shouting, "The building is on fire!" The Methodists gathered in the corner and prayed. The Baptists cried, "Where is the water?" The Quak... read more..

20 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

1396

One-liner #1250

On the 90th day of Christmas, my true love said to me: "You take Christmas too seriously."... read more..

18 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3915

Christmas Dinner

I don't think I'll attend Christmas dinner this year. My wife gave me a haircut this morning, and now she said she's going to make Christmas dinner with all the trimmings.... read more..

18 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2177

3 min read

Family Fruitcakes

THE SEASON OF FAMILY FRUITCAKES By Saralee Perel This season, certain relatives we haven't seen since last Christmas (because we kept making excuses) gather together. During festive meals, we sharpl... read more..

18 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2465

Quote #1597

"Jesus isn't just the reason for the season. He's the reason for every day of our life." read more..

18 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3555

Top 10 Holiday Gift Things To Say

Top 10 things to say about a holiday gift you don't like: 10) Hey! There's a gift. 9.) Well, well, well... 8.) Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes, that would've fit. 7.) Perfect for wearin... read more..

17 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

996

Cybersalt News - December 17, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! Cybersalt's Body of Christ Connection seeks to reconnect persecuted followers of Jesus to those living in faith and freedom around the world. To learn more please go to:htt... read more..

16 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

6372

4 min read

Behold, the Christmas Grinch Cometh

I never have to look at the calendar to know when the Christmas holiday season is approaching. As soon as I lay down my fork on Thanksgiving Day, the battle drums begin to roll. Somebody, who apparent... read more..

15 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

1691

Quote #1693

"Want to keep Christ in Christmas? Feed the hungry, clothe the naked, forgive the guilty, welcome the stranger and the unwanted child, care for the ill, love your enemies." - Unknown read more..

15 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

1550

One-liner #1249

Advice #7: The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - W.C. Fields... read more..

14 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4239

Christmas Role

Many years ago, I was casting kids at our church for the annual Christmas play. I gave the children choices, such as Shepherd, Lamb, Villager. One 5-year-old couldn't decide, so I said, "Luke, you ca... read more..

14 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2370

The Light Of The World

A little boy forgot his lines in a Sunday School presentation. His mother, sitting in the front row to prompt him, gestured and formed the words silently with her lips, but it didn't help. Her son's ... read more..

Organizational Changes at the North Pole

14 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

3927

4 min read

Organizational Changes at the North Pole

The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer retirement package has triggered a good deal of concern about whether they will be replaced, and about other res... read more..

14 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1080

Cybersalt News - December 14, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Last week I shared a link to a bunch of the Christmas jokes on Cybersalt Site (www.cybersalt.org/entertainment/clean-jokes/christmas-jokes). Today, I'm happy to share a lin... read more..

13 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3055

Christmas Present

Christmas time is a season when many people are more interested in the present than the past. read more..

13 Dec

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

9076

Predicting the Future

While studying the occult, a teacher asked one of the boys in her class, "Can people predict the future with cards?" His response was, "My mother can." The teacher replied, "Really?" The young boy ... read more..

13 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3709

Home For The Holidays

A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York and as she gave the agent her luggage she asked, "I'd like you to send my ... read more..

13 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2193

The Risk of Innocence

Tiny, helpless swaddled in hay washed, clothed, fed carried each day. Poverty, heat occupied land Romans, cruel Herod Palestine sand. Emptying self and breaking through with limits of flesh tempta... read more..

12 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

1482

One-liner #1248

Advice #6 Don't give up hope; there's a chance the inevitable won't happen.... read more..

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