Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20958 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

12 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

1765

Quote #1692

“A prison cell, in which one waits, hopes, and is completely dependent on the fact that the door of freedom has to be opened from the outside, is not a bad picture of Advent.” - Dietrich Bonhoeffer read more..

10 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1041

Cybersalt News - December 10, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! Cybersalt's Body of Christ Connection is a ministry reconnecting persecuted followers of Jesus to their brothers and sisters living in faith and freedom around the world. T... read more..

08 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

1443

One-liner #1247

Advice #5: Research administrators should support artificial intelligence; after all, what have they to lose?... read more..

Santa Claus Hasn’t Received My Letter Yet!

08 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1739

4 min read

Santa Claus Hasn’t Received My Letter Yet!

In first grade, our teacher asked us to pen a letter to Santa for Christmas. She asked us, “Name one present you would like Santa to bring you for Christmas.” Then we were to write a letter to Sant read more..

08 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1559

Server Admiration

I like waiters: they bring a lot to the table.... read more..

08 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

2157

Quote #1691

"Christ's willingness to come to earth was not motivated by what He saw inside of us, but by what was inside of Him." - Paul David Tripp read more..

07 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2398

3 min read

The Trip Home

A pastor had been on a long flight between church conferences. The first warning of the approaching problems came when the sign on the airplane flashed on: *Fasten Your Seat Belts* Then, after a whi... read more..

07 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

4683

2 min read

Yukon Christmas

Thanks to list member Marcia Laycock (and her insomnia) for a creative variation of the classic poem. Twas the night before Christmas, in Yukon you know,Way up above 60 where Arctic winds blow. Asle... read more..

07 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1085

Cybersalt News - December 7, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Do you know what's hot again? Christmas jokes! Ok, at least for a couple of weeks they will be. So to take advantage of the times you can find a list of most of the Christm... read more..

06 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1564

Grammar Police

Grammar Police: Just here to ensure proper sentencing.... read more..

06 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

1360

Quote 1690

"Dance like nobody is watching. Text and email like it will be read in court someday." - Unknown read more..

06 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2299

Children Shopping

My first-grade daughter and her friend both needed new boots as winter approached. Not many days passed before her friend got in the car one morning sporting brand new boots. "Beth," I commented, "I ... read more..

06 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

5259

3 min read

Politically Correct Santa

'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...How to live in a world that's politically correct?His workers no longer would answer to "Elves","Vertically Challenged" they were calling themsel read more..

05 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

1370

One-liner #1246

Advice #4: Be realistic; ask the impossible!... read more..

03 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

952

Cybersalt News - December 3, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! Months ago, I announced Cybersalt's Body of Christ Connection - a ministry to connect persecuted followers of Jesus to their brothers and sisters living in faith and f... read more..

02 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

5998

Quote #1689

"Sleep in peace tonight. God is bigger than anything you will face tomorrow." - Dave Willis © Toby Mac #SpeakLife read more..

02 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1760

Santa Pastor

He sees you when you've been sleeping; he knows when you're awake. He keeps preaching either way.... read more..

02 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1760

4 min read

Nice Is a Matter of Perspective

Sitting in the living room the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and me were enjoying some hot apple cider tea and listening to some Christmas music. The song came that referred to Santa’s nice list ... read more..

02 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2569

Inner Beauty, Looking On The Heart

Preparing for a tag sale at our house, my wife and I decided to put out a mirror we'd received as a wedding gift. Because of its garish aqua colored metal frame we just couldn't find a room in our hou... read more..

Things Not To Say When Hanging The Lights

02 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

3934

Things Not To Say When Hanging The Lights

Did you know that hanging lights on a Christmas tree is one of the three most stressful situations in an on-going relationship? The other two danger zones are teaching your mate to drive and wallpaper... read more..

01 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

1490

One-liner #1245

Advice #3: If you don't' know, why ask?... read more..

01 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4064

20 Minutes of Eternity

The CEO was scheduled to speak at an important convention so he asked one of his employees, Jenkins, to write him a punch, 20-minute speech. When the CEO returned from the big event, he was furious. ... read more..

30 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2243

Mystery

Mr. Smith was a traveling salesman and frequent flyer, so he was always very careful to mark his luggage so that no one would mistakenly take his bags. He always did this with bright ribbons and tape... read more..

30 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1044

Cybersalt News - November 30, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It has been a while since I referenced the origin of Cybersalt's Chicken Thursday. If you are new to the Digest and have simply thought it was because I am off my rocker, y... read more..

29 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

5306

2 min read

Funny Tombstones

*Humorous Headstones* Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York: Born 1903-Died 1942 Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. It was. In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery: Here l read more..

29 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

1640

Quote #1688

"God invites us to come as we are, not to stay as we are." - Tim Keller read more..

29 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4720

Christmas Baking

This past weekend, I was doing some baking for the holidays. It was getting late and I was tired. So, I decided to leave the cleanup mess until the next morning. The next morning, I was getting my co... read more..

29 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2932

Atheism

An atheist complained to a friend, "Christians have their special holidays, such as Christmas and Easter. Jews celebrate their holidays, such as Passover and Yom Kippur. Muslims have their holidays, ... read more..

29 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3746

County Chairmen

Two opposing county chairman were sharing a rare moment together. The Democratic chairman said, "I never pass up a chance to promote the party. For example, whenever I take a cab, I give the driver a... read more..

28 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

1462

One-liner #1244

Advice #2: It pays to buy things you dislike; they last much longer.... read more..

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