Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20958 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

26 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

972

Cybersalt News - November 26, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! Not surprisingly, Rev. James Snyder has a different method of Christmas shopping than his wife. You can read more about that in "Black Friday Always Results in Red Monday" ... read more..

Black Friday Always Results in Red Monday

24 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1950

4 min read

Black Friday Always Results in Red Monday

I’m not sure who come up with this term “Black Friday” but I am definitely not for it. To me, Black Friday is rather devious and I know the only purpose is to get their teeth into my money, which is a... read more..

24 Nov

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

2043

Scotch Walk

Don't ever run with bagpipes. You could put an aye out. Or worse yet, get kilt!... read more..

24 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

1862

Quote #1687

"Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured." - Mark Twain read more..

24 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2164

Answers

My friend Nancy and I decided to introduce her elderly mother to the magic of the Internet. Our first move was to access the popular Ask Jeeves website, and we told her it could answer any question sh... read more..

24 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

1375

One-liner #1243

Advice #1: No one can complain who has not been lost and never heard of again.... read more..

24 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5942

Overreacting

Early one morning, my husband, who works in a funeral home, woke me, complaining of severe abdominal pains. We rushed to the emergency room, where they gave him a series of tests to determine the sour... read more..

23 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1120

2 min read

Cybersalt News - November 23, 2017

Upon the excellent suggestion of subscriber J. Blasdale, I will break with tradition and greet you today with: Oh look, Turkey Thursday! Yes, Happy Thanksgiving to our US subscribers! Now, I find it... read more..

22 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3634

You Know It's Time to Diet When

You Know It's Time To Diet When . . . You are diagnosed with the flesh-eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live. Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side." Y... read more..

22 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6197

Turkey Hotline

TRUE STORIES FROM THE BUTTERBALL Turkey Hotline, where people call to get advice on how to cook a Turkey from the experts. Thanksgiving Dinner on the RunA woman called the Butterball Turkey Hotline t... read more..

22 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1942

Religious Customs

A young scholar from New York was invited to become Rabbi in a small old community in Chicago. On his very first Shabbat, a hot debate erupted as to whether one should or should not stand during the ... read more..

21 Nov

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1842

Pork Healing

Smoking will kill you... Bacon will kill you... But, smoking bacon will cure it.... read more..

21 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

1423

One-liner #1242

With a stop light, green means 'go' and yellow means 'slow down;' with a banana, however, it is quite the opposite: yellow means 'go', green means 'whoa, slow down', and red means 'where the heck did ... read more..

21 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

1535

Quote #1686

"When it comes to life, the critical thing is whether you take things for granted or take them with gratitude." - G. K. Chesterton read more..

19 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1636

4 min read

Poor As I Am, All I Can Give Is Thanks

It was a pre-Thanksgiving evening and the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were enjoying some hot cider tea. Nothing goes down quite as nice as a hot cider tea. It was rather a quiet evening ... read more..

19 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1035

Cybersalt News - November 19, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder has been thinking about the difference between Thanksgiving and Christmas and he thinks he has found a big one. You can read more about that in "Poor As I... read more..

18 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

1357

One-liner #1241

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?... read more..

18 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4428

Last Minute Turkey

It's the day before Thanksgiving and the butcher is just locking up when a man pounds on the door. "Please let me in," says the man, "I forgot to buy a turkey and my wife will kill me if I don't... read more..

18 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

8129

Self-Righteousness

Two elderly, excited Southern women were sitting together in the front pew of the church listening to a fiery preacher. When this preacher condemned the sin of stealing, these two ladies cried out, "... read more..

18 Nov

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1779

Ikea Navy

Why do Swedish warships have bar codes on the sides? So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.... read more..

17 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

1692

Quote #1685

"We are most content when we are grateful for what we own, satisfied with what we make, and generous to those in need." - C. Swindoll read more..

16 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1089

Cybersalt News - November 16, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! A shout out to H. Penner for another one of her chicken pictures! There is a new funny video on the Cybersalt Site and it's just in time to help some of you with ... read more..

15 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3664

Living to 80?

I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking... read more..

15 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

1495

Quote #1684

"All great Christians have been wounded souls." - A. W. Tozer read more..

15 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5907

Stove Top Thanksgiving Dinner Pants

Why eat less when you can wear more? Get your Stove Top Thanksgiving dinner pants today! ... read more..

15 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1456

Self-Righteous Cards

Jones jumped up from the card table white with rage. "Stop this game," he shouted, "Smith is cheating!" "How do you know?" "He's not playing the hand I dealt him."... read more..

15 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

1457

One-liner #1240

Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.... read more..

15 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3924

Surprise Gift

The man walked over to the perfume counter and told the clerk he'd like a bottle of Chanel No. 5 for his wife's birthday. "A little surprise, eh?" smiled the clerk. "You bet," answered the customer.... read more..

15 Nov

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1676

Mid-Life Pets

When women get to a certain age they start accumulating cats. This is known as the "many paws."... read more..

12 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1038

Cybersalt News - November 12, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! Today's mailing is back to its regular weekend size. After all, I couldn't disappoint M. L. Van Driesen two weeks in a row 😉! Featured on the Cybersalt site today: Re... read more..

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