Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20958 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

As The Cookie Crumbles, So Do My Excuses

11 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4861

4 min read

As The Cookie Crumbles, So Do My Excuses

Several weeks ago, I was at home alone when the doorbell rang. I answered the door to find representatives from a local Girl Scout troop doing what they do so well; selling Girl Scout cookies. The Gr... read more..

11 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

1362

One-liner #1239

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.... read more..

10 Nov

Body of Christ Connection

Pastor Tim

1762

3 min read

Tips For the Persecuted

Thank you for considering being willing to share your life with a brother or sister in Christ living for Jesus in freedom somewhere else in the world. As a part of the church, a member of the body of ... read more..

10 Nov

Body of Christ Connection

Pastor Tim

2014

3 min read

Tips For the Free

(Note: We now have a closed Facebook group for people interested in BOCC but who do not feel ready to be directly connected with a persecuted Christian or refugee. You can apply to join it by cli read more..

10 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2322

Worst Memory

Two men were talking. The first says, "My wife has the worst memory I ever heard of." The second man replies, "Forgets everything, eh?" "Nope. She remembers everything."... read more..

10 Nov

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1502

Shopping "Taken Care Of"

I went shopping for cherries and microphones the other day. Bought a bing, bought a boom.... read more..

10 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

1735

Quote #1683

"We need to give each other the space to grow, to be ourselves, to exercise our diversity. We need to give each other space so that we may both give and receive such beautiful things as ideas, openn read more..

09 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1076

Cybersalt News - November 9, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

08 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

1397

Quote #1682

"Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out. That is what it is for. Spend all you have before you die; do not outlive yourself." - George Bernard Shaw read more..

08 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3797

2 min read

Tips for Managers and Bosses

- Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing. - If it's really a rush job, run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes t read more..

08 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2700

War

As the regiment moved out, the crowd cheered. One soldier asked another, "Who are all those cheering people?" The veteran answered, "They're the ones who aren't going."... read more..

08 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

1403

One-liner #1238

I like to play blackjack; I'm not addicted to gambling, I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle. - Mitch Hedberg... read more..

08 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6957

Johnny and Remembrance

One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. The young man of seven had been staring at the plaque for som... read more..

08 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3329

Army Hippo

The army kept advancing till its route was blocked by a dead hippopotamus lying across the road. "Carry on," commanded the general. And he was right. - Cynthia MacGregor... read more..

05 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1521

4 min read

This Fall Was a Major Trip for Me

This past week the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage said to me rather casually, “I guess you know today is November?” She’s always joking with me and I assumed this was one of her jokes. “You can’... read more..

05 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1003

Cybersalt News - November 5, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! The recording of my last message as Pastor at Westside Bible Church is now online. You can listen to "God's Dreams" at:www.westsidefamily.org/messages/god-s-dreams Al... read more..

04 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5273

Signs of the Times

In a veterinarian's office:"All unattended children given free kitten" In the parking lot outside a veterinarian's office in Silverton, OR:"Parking for customers only; others will be neutered." In a... read more..

04 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

1438

One-liner #1237

"No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation." - Fran Lebowitz read more..

02 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1146

Cybersalt News - November 2, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Well, that actually happened: I am now officially retired from Westside Bible Church. So now it's on to Cybersalt full time. Thanks for sticking around for the ride! Enjoy... read more..

01 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

1679

Quote #1681

Lives, like money, are spent. What are you buying with yours? - Roy H. Williams read more..

01 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3641

Long Marriage

Two men were talking about the secret of a long a happy marriage. "Our marriage" said one "is built on trust and understanding." "My wife doesn't trust me and I don't understand her."... read more..

01 Nov

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1876

Peter Pun

Why is Peter Pan always flying? He never, neverlands. I like this joke because it never grows old!... read more..

01 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

1380

One-liner #1236

Another World's Oldest Man has died; this is beginning to look suspicious.... read more..

01 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1962

Helping Family

My husband Ronnie volunteered to strip the bricks from the exterior of my parents’ house. One morning he was out front chipping away when a man came by looking for my father. "He's not here," Ronnie ... read more..

Ten Step Guide to Being Handy Around the House

01 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3666

Ten Step Guide to Being Handy Around the House

1. If you can't find a screwdriver, use a knife. If you break off the tip, it's an improved screwdriver. 2. Try to work alone. An audience is rarely any help. 3. Above all, if what you've done is st read more..

29 Oct

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1179

God's Dreams

This is the recording of Pastor Tim's sermon before retiring after 21 years at Westside Bible Church. It's a message about how even when our plans are not possible, God has a place for us in His pl read more..

29 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1016

Cybersalt News - October 29, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! Last week I referenced the power of the crowd. This week let's focus on the need of the crowds. You can listen to "See the Crowds" at:www.westsidefamily.org/messages/see-th... read more..

Is the Whole World Crazy or Is It Just Me?

28 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1754

4 min read

Is the Whole World Crazy or Is It Just Me?

Driving across town the other day I was nearly hit by four different vehicles. One ran a stop sign, another swerved in front of me and almost hit me and I’m sure the other two were on their cell phone... read more..

28 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5208

Amish Law

An Amish man answered a knock on his door one morning. An electric company worker handed him a piece of paper stating that the electric company would like to run a power line through his pasture. The... read more..

28 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2940

Sister Help

A sister from a local convent became a Certified Public Accountant to help small shop owners manage their finances better. Her title: "Nun of Your Business."... read more..

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