Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20958 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

28 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2366

2 min read

When You Thought I Wasn't Looking

A message every adult should read, because children are watching you and doing as you do, not as you say. When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you hang my first painting on the refrigerator, and ... read more..

27 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

1411

One-liner #1235

My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles' elbow.... read more..

27 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

2430

Quote #1680

"It would seem that our Lord finds our desires not too strong, but too weak. We are half-hearted creatures, fooling about with drink and sex and ambition when infinite joy is offered us, like an an read more..

26 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1114

Cybersalt News - October 26, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thank you to everyone who voted on, and sent suggestions about, the final draft font versions for the new logo for the cybersalt.COM site. I'm happy to debut the new logo h... read more..

25 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3599

Some Famous Last Words

Some Famous Last Words: Wow, that's a cute tattoo. ----- It's fireproof. ----- What does this button do? ----- Are you sure the power is off? ----- Pull the pin and count to what? --... read more..

25 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

19223

Park Pun

We took my sons, ages seven and five, up to Friendship Park for a picnic. My seven year old read the sign with all the playground rules to his brother. "Do not jump on the merry-go-round when in mot... read more..

25 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2312

Childhood Innocence

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women’s locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy wa... read more..

25 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3925

Bottle Drive

The Boy Scouts were out collecting bottles for a fund raising activity. One ambitious but nervous young man knocked on a door and a sour-faced lady came to the door and asked: "What do you want, Sonn... read more..

24 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

1451

One-liner #1234

Don't use a big word when a singularly unloquacious and diminutive linguistic expression will satisfactorily accomplish the contemporary necessity.... read more..

24 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

1573

Quote #1679

"Wanting what someone else has is like wanting the wrong tools for the job you were given to do." - Rabbi Yechiel Eckstein read more..

22 Oct

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1135

See the Crowds

Let us pray God thrusts labourers into His harvest. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20171022.mp3{/audio} read more..

22 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1189

Cybersalt News - October 22, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! Did you hear about the crowd that guessed the weight of an ox? They're an example of the power of crowdsourcing. Crowdsourcing can be great, but when it comes to a church c... read more..

Have You Seen My Glasses? And Other Trick Questions

21 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2502

4 min read

Have You Seen My Glasses? And Other Trick Questions

The only person who asks more questions than a lawyer is the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. I am not saying that questions are bad, at least not all of them. What I am saying is, some questions read more..

21 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4169

Questions

A man took his son fishing one day. After a few hours in the boat with not much to do, the son started asking his father some questions. "How does the boat float?" he asked. The man thought about th... read more..

21 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2970

Furniture Magic

A magician accidentally turned his wife into a couch and his two kids into armchairs. He started to panic and thought to himself, "What on earth have I done?" He began to ponder, "How am I going to b... read more..

21 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2373

"What Is Your Address?"

There is a family nobody likes to meet, They live, it is said, on Complaining Street. In the city of Never-Are Satisfied, The River of Discontent beside. They growl at that, and they growl at this; W... read more..

20 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

1758

One-liner #1233

My dad would swear then say, "Excuse my French!" One day the teacher asked if anyone could speak a foreign language and I raised my hand.... read more..

20 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

2372

Quote #1678

"The purity of silver and gold is tested by putting them in the fire; the purity of human hearts is tested by giving them a little fame." - King Solomon read more..

19 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1377

Cybersalt News - October 19, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It's busy, busy, busy at Cybersalt World Headquarters, so for now I'll just ask you, "Have you played Bubbleshooter lately?"www.cybersalt.org/games/bubble-shooter Enjoy t read more..

18 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3248

WWJ Drive

Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?" But the initials really stand for "What would Jesus drive?" One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because the Bible says,... read more..

18 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

2117

Quote #1677

"When trials persist, God's intention is not that we give up; rather He wants us to grow up!" - Rabbi Yechiel Eckstein read more..

18 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

1610

One-liner #1232

The hardest part of parenting is realizing that it is your circus and those definitely are your monkeys.... read more..

18 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2773

Two Keys

Two keys were hanging in the undertaker's office - one for the organ in the chapel; the other one was for the flower car in the garage. Two small signs were above the keys. One read "Hymn;" the othe... read more..

18 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2135

A Place and Time for Everything

While watching a movie recently, I couldn't hear the dialogue over the chatter of the two women sitting in front of me. Unable to bear it any longer, I tapped one of them on the shoulder. "Excuse me,... read more..

18 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3421

Day Off From School

On Monday a call came in to the school receptionist. "Hello. Please mark William absent today," said the man. "Yes of course. May I ask why?" asked the receptionist. "He is sick," said the man. "N... read more..

15 Oct

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1238

Source of the Crowd

What Jesus does in the lives of others in the church can be a source of hope for our own walk with Him if we take our place in that crowd. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20171015.mp3{/audio} H read more..

15 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1047

Cybersalt News - October 15, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! One great thing about Thanksgiving sermons is they apply to times other than just Thanksgiving. You'll find my sermon "Thanksgiving is a Choice" (from last Thanksgivi... read more..

14 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

1432

One-liner #1231

The first 5 days after the weekend are the hardest!... read more..

14 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1633

4 min read

Why Did I Get Up This Morning?

All day long, I've had this burning question in my mind. One of those questions you just cannot shake and as the day progressed, it loomed larger and larger until I had to address it. Personally, I wo... read more..

13 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

9886

Dolphin

A research group on sea mammals captured a rather odd porpoise on one of its trips. Its peculiarity was that it had feet. After they had photographed and measured the poor thing, they prepared to set ... read more..

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