Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20958 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

13 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2127

Hard Work

I saw an interview on TV with an old farmer who won ten million dollars in the lottery. Naturally he was asked what he was going do with all that money. He scratched his head and said, "Not sure as ... read more..

13 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6452

Shoebox Doilies

As a new bride, Aunt Edna moved into the small home on her husband's ranch near Snowflake. She put a wooden box on a shelf in her closet and asked her husband never to touch it. For fifty years Uncle... read more..

13 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

3227

Quote #1676

"That substance or behavior you're addicted to is not your friend. It's your Judas kissing your cheek so it can hand you over to your killing." - Beth Moore read more..

12 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1129

Cybersalt News - October 12, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today, I'm excited to share with you (to the right) the new logo for the consulting and commercial side of Cybersalt, which will be officially launching on November 1. Thi read more..

12 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3472

2 min read

Bronze Rat

A tourist walks into a curio shop in San Francisco. Looking around at the exotica, he notices a very lifelike, life-sized bronze statue of a rat. It has no price tag, but is so striking he decides he ... read more..

12 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2361

Back To School Notes

A wise school teacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school: "If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything he... read more..

08 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2971

Leading by Example

When I take a long time, I am slow. When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough. When I don't do it, I am lazy. When my boss doesn't do it, he's too busy. When I do it without being told, I'm try... read more..

08 Oct

Thanksgiving

Pastor Tim

1226

Thanksgiving is a Choice

Thanksgiving is a choice, which when made in faith can lead to the spiritual healing we really need. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20171008.mp3{/audio} read more..

08 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3669

Eggsacting Solution

A man was having trouble getting his neighbor to keep his chickens fenced in. The neighbor kept talking about chickens being great creatures, and as such they had the right to go where they wanted. T... read more..

08 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1041

Cybersalt News - October 8, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone and Happy Canadian Thanksgiving eh! If you are in the mood for a Thanksgiving sermon you will find more than you can shake a drumstick at at:www.westsidefamily.org/tag/180-s... read more..

07 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1830

4 min read

Why I Am Suspicious of All Yard Sales

One of the passions that I really do not have is going to yard sales. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage is another story. It is my sincere belief that yard sales were created with her in mind. T... read more..

06 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

1653

One-liner #1230

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running.... read more..

05 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1147

Cybersalt News - October 5, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's Chicken Thursday shoutout is to Geoff F., who sent a video of Happy Girl. To watch, click on the snapshot on the right. As I mentioned on Sunday, I totally missed read more..

04 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3396

Wage Interview

A man owned a small farm in South Georgia. The Wage and Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent a social security agent to interview him. "You just give me a list ... read more..

04 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

1824

Quote #1675

"If you are more fortunate than others, it is better to build a longer table than a taller fence." - Unknown read more..

04 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3571

Helicopter Debate

My cousin worked on the Alaska pipeline as a welder. He said helicopters were a big help in covering the rugged ground. I've never forgotten a story he told about being in the communications room of ... read more..

04 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2054

Cell Phones, Manners

Friends and I were chatting over dinner in a restaurant. A man at the next table told his cell-phone caller to hold on. Then he stepped outside to talk. When he returned, I said, "That was very thoug... read more..

04 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

1506

One-liner #1229

I hate when old people say tattoos are a waste of money; like, okay Marion, you have a cabinet of expensive plates people aren't allowed to use.... read more..

01 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1061

Cybersalt News - October 1, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone and happy October! After sending last Chicken Thursday's mailing out, I started getting congratulations about a work anniversary on my LinkedIn Account (www.linkedin.com/in/... read more..

01 Oct

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1193

Entrusted for that Day

When we fan into flame what God has entrusted to us, we will find greater ability to entrust what we have to Him. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20171001.mp3{/audio} read more..

30 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

1910

Quote #1674

"A husband can love his wife best when he loves God first." - Unknown read more..

30 Sep

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1731

Stellar Rating

"Orion's Belt is a big waist of space." Terrible joke. Only three stars. read more..

One Good Deed Deserves A Kick In The Pants

30 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4809

4 min read

One Good Deed Deserves A Kick In The Pants

Have you ever had the feeling that any good deed you try is counteracted by a good swift kick in the pants? I may be exaggerating here, but not by much. I recently grabbed a quick lunch at a local ha... read more..

30 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6104

You Are A Bad Cook If…

You can find "You Know You Are a Bad Cook When...part 1" here. - The last time you tried to make toast the kitchen caught on fire - You make tuna noodle broccoli surprise for your family and the sur... read more..

30 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2367

A Long Walk

One day after a nasty streak of bad weather, I asked my teenage son to take our dog for a long walk after school. When I came home from work, I found my son stretched out on the recliner, watching te... read more..

29 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

1610

One-liner #1228

An atheist, a vegan, and a CrossFitter walk into a coffee shop... I only know because they told everyone within two minutes.... read more..

28 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3341

Winning Liar

It takes a really tall tale to win the annual Burlington, Wis., Liars Club Contest. So tip your hat to Gordon Zwicky, because he's a worthy champion. In 2000, he beat out 299 other competitors ... read more..

28 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

1586

Quote #1673

"Waiting is good. It means you're not going to die. The person you need to feel sorry for is the one who gets rushed into the ER and treated first." - Don Lundy, paramedic read more..

28 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1301

Cybersalt News - September 28, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's Chicken Thursday shoutout is to Rhea N., who sent this great picture of an everyday event at her son's house: A Great Dane Picnic. Thankfully, it's a picture of gr read more..

27 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3095

4 min read

A Guy In School

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, "Wh... read more..

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