Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20958 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

27 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3625

Foreign Encounter

I was trying to get my seventh-grade history class to understand how the Indians must have felt when they first encountered the Spanish explorers. "How would you feel," I asked, "if someone showed up... read more..

26 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

1604

One-liner #1227

My bank has a new service where they will text you your balance; it's cool, I just don't think they should add "LOL" at the end.... read more..

24 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1079

Cybersalt News - September 24, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! There was no Chicken Thursday mailing last week. A late night trip to pickup Grandma Cybersalt from the airport squeezed out the prep time to get it together. My sermon ... read more..

24 Sep

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1138

The Joy of Trials that Harden

Our hearts can be full of joy in the midst of trials when we remember the promised end result and also the promise of wisdom to find that end. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170924.mp3{/audio read more..

23 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

1461

Quote #1672

"Be who you needed when you were younger." - Unknown read more..

23 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1723

4 min read

Normal Isn’t All It’s Cracked up to Be

“Well,” the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage sighed rather deeply, “now that the hurricane is over I guess we can all get back to normal.” When she said “normal,” she looked at me and gave me one of... read more..

23 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3489

Patient Pun

The psychiatrist's receptionist went to her boss and said, "Doctor, there's a man in the office who thinks he's invisible." The psychiatrist replied, "Tell him I can't see him."... read more..

23 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3731

1 min read

The Devil's Beatitudes

If the devil were to write his beatitudes, they would probably go something like this: 1. Blessed are those who are too tired, too busy, too distracted to spend an hour once a week with their fellow ... read more..

23 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3946

Fire Test

Joey and his classmates had just finished a tour of the local fire hall. Before each student could leave, the fire chief quizzed him. The fire chief asked little Joey, "What do you do if your clothe... read more..

23 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

1569

One-liner #1226

If Mom says "No," ask Nana; if Nana says "No" ... who are we kidding? Nana never says "No!"... read more..

17 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1072

Cybersalt News - September 17, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! My sermon from last Sunday is now on the Westside Bible Church website. God is not bothered by small things and so neither should we be. You can hear more about that by lis... read more..

17 Sep

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1148

Powerful Feeding

When God is working powerfully around you, watch out for these three dangers. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170917.mp3{/audio} read more..

17 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1682

4 min read

Those Annoying Sounds of Silence

It was in the 60s when Simon and Garfunkel recorded their famous song, “The Sounds of Silence.” I must confess that I do enjoy what I know of as “The Sounds of Silence.” Nothing is more relaxing than... read more..

16 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4237

2 min read

The Importance of Proofing

~ IMPORTANT NOTICE: If you are one of hundreds of parachuting enthusiasts who bought our Easy Sky Diving book, please make the following correction: on page 8, line 7, the words "state zip code" shoul... read more..

16 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

5826

To Err is Human; To Forgive, Divine.

To err is human; to purr, feline. To err is human; two curs, canine. To err is human; to do nothing, benign. To err is human; to quit, resign. To err is human; to howl, lupine. To err is human; to s... read more..

16 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2101

If

In ancient Sparta, citizens were noted for economy of speech. Legend has it that Philip of Macedonia, storming the gates of Sparta, sent a message to the besieged king..."If we capture your city we w... read more..

16 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

1548

One-liner #1225

Saw some goober at the gym put a water bottle where the Pringles go on the treadmill.... read more..

15 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

1871

Quote #1671

"This is the meaning of true love, to give until it hurts." - Mother Teresa read more..

14 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3503

Taking It With You

An old penny pincher had no friends. Just before he died he asked his doctor, lawyer, and pastor to gather around him at bedside. "I have always heard that you can't take it with you. But I want to d... read more..

14 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1216

Cybersalt News - September 14, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's Chicken Thursday shoutout is to John B., who sent this great picture of chickens being evacuated ahead of Hurricane Irma. I personally would have used bacon instea read more..

13 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

1729

Quote #1670

"Discontent results from lack of perfect confidence in God." - G. Campbell Morgan read more..

13 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3088

Star Wars

One day, Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi were at a very fancy dinner party they had hosted. They were seated in full view of the rest of the people in attendance, and Luke, his table manners somewha... read more..

13 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3063

2 min read

An Old Farmer's Advice

~ Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. ~ Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. ~ A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. ~ Words that soak ... read more..

13 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5832

Actual Elementary School Excuse Notes

* "Jerry was at his grandmother's yesterday, and she did not bring him to school because Jerry couldn't remember where the school was." * "Ronnie would not finish his work last night.&nbs read more..

12 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

1356

One-liner #1224

The relationship between Husband and Wife is very psychological - one is Psycho and the other is Logical; now please don't try to figure out Who is Who.... read more..

10 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1065

Cybersalt News - September 10, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! My sermon from last Sunday is now on the Westside Bible Church website. Not only are good works the evidence of faith, they are also the expression of Wisdom. You can hear ... read more..

10 Sep

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1256

Small Things

God is not bothered by small things and so neither should we. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170910.mp3{/audio} read more..

10 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

5555

4 min read

My Sneeze is No Gentle Breeze

It has been days (or has it been years) since I have enjoyed a sneeze free day. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage told me it is simply that time of the year and I should learn to deal with it. "A... read more..

09 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7074

Sewing Machine Ad

The following is an ad from a newspaper which appeared four days in a row - the last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's mistake. MONDAY:For sale: R. D. Jones has one sewing machine fo... read more..

09 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

5462

Turnip

I put some turnips, his least-favorite vegetable, on my eleven-year-old son's dinner plate and instructed him to eat everything. He cleaned his plate, except for the turnip. I pointed out to him that... read more..

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