Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20958 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

09 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2370

Kids on the Bible

The statements below are said to have been written by actual students, that they are genuine and NOT retouched or corrected: - Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark. - The Egyptians were all drowned in... read more..

09 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

1387

Quote #1669

“I know why I want my morality to save me. If I’m saved by my good works, then like a taxpayer, I have rights. I’ve paid into the system and God owes me a good and decent life. And there is a limit read more..

08 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

1386

One-liner #1223

Sadly, the days of people using proper English are went.... read more..

07 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1144

Cybersalt News - September 7, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's Chicken Thursday shoutout is to Tommy A., who sent this authentic picture titled "Farming in Ireland, 1937." I know it's not photoshopped because there were no com read more..

06 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3482

Lieutenant Tact

A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One day he called a soldier in to the office and said "Kramer, your grandmother died." The soldier fell apart. After he... read more..

06 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2752

Math Pun 1

Pi R squared. Nooo! Pie R round; cornbread R square.... read more..

06 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2108

Knowledge

The child comes home from his first day at school. His Mother asks, "Well, what did you learn today?" The boy replies, "Not enough. They want me to come back tomorrow."... read more..

06 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

1428

Quote #1668

"We live in a world starved for solitude, silence, and privacy: and therefore starved for meditation and true friendship." - C.S. Lewis read more..

06 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4530

Youngest in School

A friend of mine has three boys. The youngest, Gregory, had just started school. A teacher commented to Gregory that she couldn't believe he was already in first grade and asked what his mother did a... read more..

05 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

1501

One-liner #1222

Askhole: A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.... read more..

03 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1038

Cybersalt News - September 3, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! My sermon from last Sunday is now on the Westside Bible Church website. When we are hungry we eat, when we are tired we sleep, but what should our response be to an experie... read more..

03 Sep

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1214

Wisdom Works

Wisdom expresses itself through works. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170903.mp3{/audio} read more..

If "All Things Are Possible," Why Can't I Balance My Checkbook?

02 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4625

4 min read

If "All Things Are Possible," Why Can't I Balance My Checkbook?

For me, the most terrible time of each month is the day our bank statement comes. We commonly call it BSS (Bank Statement Syndrome). I don't know why it is, but I have trouble getting the parsonage ch... read more..

02 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

12129

Boxing Pun

Boxers who are always on time, for their bouts are very punchual.... read more..

02 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2048

Pedigree

A stuffy old dowager was explaining to the Jewish florist how she wanted the flowers arranged at the DAR (Daughters of the American Revolution) meeting to celebrate the signing of the Declaration of I... read more..

02 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

1905

Quote #1667

"Tolerance isn't about not having beliefs. It's about how your beliefs lead you to treat people who disagree with you." - Timothy Keller read more..

02 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4497

Diamond Assumption

An acquaintance of mine, whose daughter was about to be married, decided to give her a diamond ring that had been in the family for several generations. The stone had never been appraised, so the fath... read more..

01 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

1588

One-liner #1221

I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you how you need to be "saved" or you'll "burn" ... stupid firemen.... read more..

31 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1182

Cybersalt News - August 31, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's Chicken Thursday shoutout is to Heather P., who sent a bunch of chicken pictures. This one is of her daughter Kathleen with one of their flock - though to keep thi read more..

30 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3629

Irregular Organist

A minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building. Therefore, he was annoyed t... read more..

30 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3290

School Recommendation

When I went with my daughter to visit a prestigious university, our student guide pointed out the nationally ranked library and state-of-the-art science facilities. She told us that the professors wer... read more..

30 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2167

Car Accident Honesty

A man was trying to pull out of a parking place but bashed the bumper of the parked car in front of him. Witnessed by a handful of pedestrians waiting for a bus, the driver got out, inspected the dam... read more..

30 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

2338

Quote #1666

“Marriage is to resemble a pair of scissors. They are so joined together that they cannot be separated, often moving in opposite directions, yet punishing anyone who comes between them.” - Sydney S read more..

29 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

1654

One-liner #1220

I wish I were a glow worm, a glow worm's never glum; 'cause how can you be grumpy when the sun shines out your bum?!... read more..

28 Aug

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

4400

Watch Your Lipse

"Lunar Eclipse, Solar Eclipse, Apocalypse." - Thanks to www.physics-astronomy.com read more..

27 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1096

Cybersalt News - August 27, 2017

Beast and the BeautySunday greetings everyone! There was no Cybersalt Digest last Chicken Thursday because Wednesday (which is when we put the newsletter in the oven) was Grandma Cybersalt and my 31s... read more..

27 Aug

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1085

Glory Boldness

Experiencing the Glory of God stirs a response of boldness from His creation. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170827.mp3{/audio} read more..

26 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2156

4 min read

I Didn’t Win $750 Million

During a recent lottery shindig, everybody was watching to see who was going to win all that money. Even I got all caught up in the excitement and was on the edge of my seat too. “Why,” the Gracious ... read more..

26 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2840

Heroes

Heroes: What a guy in a boat does.... read more..

26 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2702

A Sermon Walking

Reporters and city officials gathered at a Chicago railroad station one afternoon in 1953. The person they were meeting was the 1952 Nobel Peace Prize winner. A few minutes after the train came to a s... read more..

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