Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20945 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

Why a 105-Year-Old Stopped Going to Synagogue - A Funny Tale

28 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3002

Why a 105-Year-Old Stopped Going to Synagogue - A Funny Tale

A pious man, who had reached the age of 105, suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old fellow's absence after so many years of faithful attendance, the Rabbi went to see him. He foun... read more..

28 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4817

Play Quietly

Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from Barra, but anyway..) went to study at an English university and was living in the hall of residence with all the other students... read more..

28 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2229

Coffeemaker Pun

I hang on to my old, beat-up appliances as long as they keep working. I thought my wife shared, or at least accepted my philosophy. But the other morning, I saw a note posted in front of my 15-year-... read more..

28 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1827

Best Marksman

One of the best marksmen in the FBI was passing through a small town. Everywhere he saw evidence of the most amazing shooting. On trees, on walls, and on fences there were numerous bull's-eyes with th... read more..

28 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

333

One-Liner #1853

You can't hurt my feelings; I used to bring the wrong tools to my dad.... read more..

28 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

291

Quote #2288

"In matters of style swim with the current; in matters of principle stand like rock." - Thomas Jefferson read more..

25 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

258

Cybersalt News - August 25, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! Friday was the coldest August 23rd ever at Cybersalt World Headquarters. We even turned on both fireplaces to take the chill off! But I'm not complaining, it is good for t... read more..

24 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

313

One-Liner #1852

One minute you're young and fun, and the next you're turning down the stereo in your car to see better.... read more..

24 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

285

Quote #2287

"Isn't it amazing that God gives breath to a man who is going to blaspheme Him all day?" - Leonard Ravenhill read more..

24 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5445

Bachelor Cooking

Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a cookbook once," said the first, "but I could never do anything with it." "Too much fancy... read more..

24 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2357

Busy Button

I was shopping with my roommate, and I saw a humorous button that said, "It might look like I'm doing nothing, but on a cellular level, I'm quite busy." I showed it to her, and her response was, "Oh,... read more..

24 Aug

Illustrations

Susan Davis

569

2 min read

The Secret of Life

A father used to say to his children when they were young: —When you all reach the age of 12 I will tell you the secret of life. One day when the oldest turned 12, he anxiously asked his father what ... read more..

24 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

595

4 min read

Age is Just a Number…Or Is It?

Recently, one of our granddaughters reached the magical age of 16 and was applying for her driver’s license. When I learned of that, it brought back so many memories of my own. I remember when I turn... read more..

22 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

251

Cybersalt News - August 22, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Tomorrow is Grandma Cybersalt's and my 38th anniversary. We haven't discussed any plans yet, but I think Dairy Queen ice cream may be a good idea. Did you know that if you ... read more..

21 Aug

Susan Page

392

2 min read

Ceaseless Praise

- photo by Susan PageIn The Journey, a Music Special by Andrea Bocelli, Andrea clearly states the relationship between music, relationships and his undeniable faith in God. It is a deeply moving prese read more..

21 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

296

One-Liner #1851

If all the toilets in your house are occupied and you are waiting for one to be free, switch off the Wi-Fi.... read more..

21 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6528

Basic Training

After about three weeks in basic training, my husband's unit was not measuring up to expectations. The sergeant threatened to send them all back three weeks to start over. Apparently, at least one ne... read more..

21 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2127

Courtyard Murmuring

On my recent trip to New York, I was walking near a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring. So I looked in and saw an altar with a large zero in the middle and a banner that said "N I L". White-r... read more..

21 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1770

Communication, Flexibility, Education

The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed the following sentence: "I would like to place an order for two mongooses, to be del... read more..

21 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

275

Quote #2286

"In battle you never rise to the occasion, you sink to the level of your training." - Unknown read more..

18 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

266

Cybersalt News - August 18, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! August 18th? Yes, already. There is a barbecue after church today. I'm going to enjoy these summer days while they last! Today's video share is a beautiful song I o... read more..

17 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

317

One-Liner #1850

It's a good day ... the bulb finally burned out on my check engine light!... read more..

17 Aug

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

322

Better Digs

One of our elders is raising rabbits. They live in a rabbit hutch in his backyard. I decided that they needed a more classy domicile so I made a sign for their enclosure which reads: "Hare Salon." -... read more..

17 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

488

4 min read

Having a Brain Can Be a Problem

I have been showing people a picture of my brain for almost a month now. I’ve been having a lot of fun doing it and teasing people by saying, “I have proof that I have a brain.” In the beginning, I... read more..

17 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

24765

Silly Q&A

Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?He's all right now. How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment." What do Eskimo... read more..

17 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1783

Hard Work, Complaining

The San Francisco Zoo has an elephant, named Calle. It seems that Calle has a chronic illness which requires daily medication. The zoo people couldn't get Calle to take her dose orally, so a pharmacol... read more..

17 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

305

Quote #2285

"Fear arises when we imagine everything depends on us." - Elisabeth Elliot read more..

15 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

252

Cybersalt News - August 15, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I had a fun time watching the last flight of the Martin Mars water bomber, which I told you about last Sunday. Unfortunately there was another error b... read more..

From Hooters to Frostbite: My Mom’s Epic Buffalo Bills Game Day

14 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3795

3 min read

From Hooters to Frostbite: My Mom’s Epic Buffalo Bills Game Day

(This note, from me, was written to the PearlyGates Newsletter subscribers in 2002. My mother is now 84.) Dear PearlyGates subscribers. To get the gist of today’s PearlyGates item (sent to this clean read more..

14 Aug

Susan Page

433

2 min read

Blessed are the Peace Makers

- photo by Susan PageI recently heard the expression, “I am more of a peace faker than a peacemaker.” This saying intrigued me; I had never heard it before. We are constantly bombarded with the world read more..

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