Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20958 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

26 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3968

Awareness Test

Two paramedics were dispatched to check on a 92-year-old man who had become disoriented. They decided to take him to the hospital for evaluation. En route, with siren going, they questioned the man t... read more..

25 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

1493

One-liner #1219

I hate making spelling errors on Facebook; mix up 2 letters and your whole post is urined.... read more..

23 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

2094

Quote #1665

"Grace is when somebody hurts you and you try to understand their situation instead of trying to hurt them back." - Unknown read more..

20 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1091

Cybersalt News - August 20, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! On Sundays, I often share with you the audio recording of my sermon from the previous weekend. However, today I have news to share with you. On October 31, at the end of 2... read more..

20 Aug

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1008

The Me and We of Jesus' Church

Jesus is the Lord of His church - both the "me" and "we" of it. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170820.mp3{/audio} read more..

20 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

1529

One-liner #1218

If I had a dollar for every time I've used algebra in my adult life, I'd have "n" dollars.... read more..

19 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

14494

2 min read

Eclipse Memos

Memo from Director General to Manager: Today at 11 o'clock there will be a total eclipse of the sun. This is when the sun disappears behind the moon for two minutes. As this is something that cannot ... read more..

Celebration Has Become a Way of Life for Me

19 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1524

4 min read

Celebration Has Become a Way of Life for Me

I have just celebrated my birthday, my wife’s birthday and our wedding anniversary. I am not sure how old I am or how long we have been married and I won’t even go to my wife’s age. I’m old enough to ... read more..

19 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3402

Modern Banking

We are all used to the conveniences of a modern bank. While there have been money lenders throughout the ages, full service banks are a relatively new phenomenon. Molan Cache is usually considered th... read more..

19 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2664

Family Harmony

One Sunday a priest announced he was passing out miniature crosses made of wood. "Put this cross in the room where your family argues most," he advised. "When you look at it, the cross will remind yo... read more..

19 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

2204

Quote #1664

"Givers have to set limits because takers never do." - Unknown read more..

18 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

1629

One-liner #1217

"There's a sleeping person; let's go ask it questions," say children everywhere! read more..

17 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1158

Cybersalt News - August 17, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. I asked for chicken pictures last week and I got some chicken pictures! Today's Chicken Thursday shoutout is to Sharon who sent this picture of her grandson Aaro read more..

16 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4890

Eclipse Timing

An astronomer was on an expedition to Darkest Africa to observe a total eclipse of the sun, when he was captured by cannibals. The eclipse was due the next day around noon. To gain his freedom he plan... read more..

16 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3853

Pope Pun 2

Hans Grapje was raised in a Catholic school in The Hague and, as a young man, aspired to become a priest, but was drafted into the Army during WWII and spent two years co-piloting B17s until his aircr... read more..

16 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2363

Telling the Truth

After eight days of backpacking with my wife Linda, we were looking pretty scruffy. One morning she came to breakfast in a baseball cap, her shoulder length hair sticking out at odd angles. "Terry," ... read more..

16 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

10536

You Know You Are a Bad Cook When…

- You use the smoke alarm as a cooking timer. - You consider it a culinary success if the pop-tart stays in one piece. - Your dog goes to the neighbors' to eat. - Your family buys Alka Seltzer and read more..

16 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

1994

Quote #1663

"Dead people receive more flowers than the living because regret is stronger than gratitude."- Anne Frank read more..

15 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

1704

One-liner #1216

What doesn't kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor.... read more..

13 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1060

Cybersalt News - August 13, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! Here's what is new on the Cybersalt Site. After you place your faith in Jesus, it's time to live a life of see, pray, and do. You can learn more about that in my message f... read more..

12 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1548

4 min read

The Endless Flow of Ink

This past week I had my yearly visit with my doctor. Believe me, it was no vacation but it did vacate the cash in my wallet. It was not the loss I needed at the time. It is amazing about my doctor. H... read more..

12 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2497

Choose Christ Today

The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night. Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil!" The dying man said nothi... read more..

12 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3594

Simple Support

Last week my wife and I purchased a new computer. We ran into some difficulties while setting it up so we decided to call the customer support phone number we found in the manual. I picked up the pho... read more..

11 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

1457

One-liner #1215

The "Flat Earth Society" has members all around the globe. Now say that again, slowly.... read more..

11 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

1888

Quote #1662

"If any man think ill of you, do not be angry with him for you are worse than he thinks you to be." - C. H. Spurgeon read more..

11 Aug

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1828

Spontaneous Song

At any given time, the urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away.... read more..

10 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3755

Bravest Men

Admiral McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague General Marshall, who was in charge of the Army. McKenzie arrived at the military camp and was greeted by Marshall. They b... read more..

10 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1167

Cybersalt News - August 10, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and a big shoutout to subscriber Shelia Heil who sent in a picture of her brother's chickens! Not only was that fun, but I got a good laugh out of the filename for the pic read more..